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[Trigger]

Carly Rae Jepsen, you about to be SLAYED real soon. And when Ciara's back on top, you WILL call HER Number ONE.

 

[twobear]

So I saw Paris is Burning last night. Incredible film.

 

[Phonomezer]

http://www.couriermail.com.au/enter...t-her-at-airport/story-e6freq7o-1226391627409

Admittedly, this is one of the worst newspapers in the world.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Nemesis_]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Nobody would go out IN THIS WEATHER

 

[Phonomezer]

Nobody would go out IN THIS WEATHER

Will you be there to greet her at the airport, Nem?

 

[Nemesis_]

Will you be there to greet her at the airport, Nem?

We'll see hun. If these pictures are to go by then there will be NOBODY in PERTH and I will probably be able to DRIVE HER to her HOTEL safely.

 

[Phonomezer]

We'll see hun. If these pictures are to go by then there will be NOBODY in PERTH and I will probably be able to DRIVE HER to her HOTEL safely.

You could go in CACACOSPLAY *.*

Rubber mask and a BIN LINER should do.

Edit: I only just notice the COMMENTS:

well "The Voice" was on tonight!!!!

 

[Nemesis_]

This article looks to be a self-sustaining source of shade for you Pho.

=/

 

[Phonomezer]

The Courier Mail deserves to win a PANPA or NEWS AWARD for their JOURNALISTIC INTEGRITY in the field of MAKING ME LAUGH *.*

 

[Nemesis_]

Doesn't Pho work for one of these online news sites?

..........

 

[Rocket Punch]

Shamelessly stolen from the Gaming section

 

[Dr. Malik]

This page

what kind of self clockedt preemptive meltdown

Only Madonna stans could hate an act for being ANTI-BULLYING.

Only the act who BULLIES DEVELOPING NATIONS by STEALING their children and BREAKING PROMISES to invest in them.

ikr
even Rihanna stans have more class
what happened to world peace?

she looks GORGEOUS and UNBOTHERED tho

divine tbh

 

[royalan]

Shamelessly stolen from the Gaming section

FLAWLESS COMMERCIAL. #whenwillsarahjessicaparker

Now I have no choice but to buy a 3DS if it's endorsed by Kim Cattral.

 

[Nemesis_]

FLAWLESS COMMERCIAL. #whenwillsarahjessicaparker

Now I have no choice but to buy a 3DS if it's endorsed by Kim Cattral.

She gets her own game hun

LEONA LEWIS as a BONUS UNLOCKABLE PLAYER. PRE-ORDER EXCLUSIVE.

 

[botty]

Xtina is coming with another power ballad.

Hopefully another LP collab.

I can see the grammy nomination already tbh.

Spoiler

let the hate begin

 

[Phonomezer]

Xtincta with the SAFE BALLADS again.

 

[Trigger]

Xtina is coming with another power ballad.

Hopefully another LP collab.

Someone needs hooked on phonics. Doesn't she always have at least one power ballad? It's what she does best.

 

[Koodo]

I can already picture the VOCAL DAMAGE. *.*


Speaking of damage, APPLE is taking a GIGANTIC SHIT on ALL YOUR FAVES across ALL MEDIUMS.

E3 hew?

 

[botty]

'Most embarrassing, cringe-worthy, desperate moment in the history of music'

This is a mother?

The headline... #dead

Ok fixed.

 

[Phonomezer]

^Link doesn't work.

I can already picture the VOCAL DAMAGE. *.*


Speaking of damage, APPLE is taking a GIGANTIC SHIT on ALL YOUR FAVES across ALL MEDIUMS.

E3 hew?

What have they announced? Yet another VAGUE update to their overrated range of mobile telecommunication devices?

 

[royalan]

Xtina is coming with another power ballad.

Hopefully another LP collab.

I can see the grammy nomination already tbh.

Spoiler

let the hate begin

Sis, when has our fave ever not put out awards-caliber ballads? Haters will remain pressed.

 

[Mau ®]

Nielsen™ is sponsoring the latest RIHANNA REIGN teas.

Did you hoz know Rihanna is THE BEST SELLING DIGITAL-ARTIST OF ALL TIME? Yep, thats right. The receipts come from our very trusted Nielsen.

I mean, why is it that a so-called "lessor" as some dumb baboons like to say, OUTSELLS the fuck out of their faves in DIGITAL FORMATS?

BTW the WHYB update on radio is 9. RIHANNA - Where Have You Been: 94.490 (+ 2.057)

Embrace the Rihanna Reign hoz!! Taste the MAJESTIC ICE CREAM THAT IS HER MUSIC.

 

[Phonomezer]

How APPROPRIATE that Rihanus should be QUEEN of the 99 CENT BARGAIN BIN.

 

[twobear]

HI NEM,

I'm assuming it was YOU who kicked me from the DJ Room for having FLAW FREE TASTE, but JUST FYI please be less of a MISERABLE [RUDE WORD] in future please. It's getting to be rather more of a CHORE than FUN spending time there now. TA BABE.

 

[Koodo]

Nielsen™ is sponsoring the latest RIHANNA REIGN teas.

Did you hoz know Rihanna is THE BEST SELLING DIGITAL-ARTIST OF ALL TIME?

A given after a MILLION SINGLES.

And YET, Rihanus does not have a single song among the Top 5 highest selling digital singles.

Where Has The Impact Been?


Edit: TOP 10, even.

 

[Phonomezer]

HI NEM,

I'm assuming it was YOU who kicked me from the DJ Room for having FLAW FREE TASTE, but JUST FYI please be less of a MISERABLE [RUDE WORD] in future please. It's getting to be rather more of a CHORE than FUN spending time there now. TA BABE.

 

[Nemesis_]

HI NEM,

I'm assuming it was YOU who kicked me from the DJ Room for having FLAW FREE TASTE, but JUST FYI please be less of a MISERABLE [RUDE WORD] in future please. It's getting to be rather more of a CHORE than FUN spending time there now. TA BABE.

 

[Mau ®]

How APPROPRIATE that Rihanus should be QUEEN of the 99 CENT BARGAIN BIN.

Oh pHOnito. MDNA was sold at .47 cents just a few days ago on Amazon.

Not to mention the fact that Madge CANT SELL ANYTHING other than tour tickets. #neaux1curr for modern Madonna. So sad

 

[Trigger]

HI NEM,

I'm assuming it was YOU who kicked me from the DJ Room for having FLAW FREE TASTE, but JUST FYI please be less of a MISERABLE [Heejun] in future please. It's getting to be rather more of a CHORE than FUN spending time there now. TA BABE.

lol, I thought the DJ room shenanigans were dead?

 

[Dr. Malik]

Mother Perrysa got wasted at Bieber's party

slightly NSFW pic

 

[Phonomezer]

Oh pHOnito. MDNA was sold at .47 cents just a few days ago on Amazon.

Not to mention the fact that Madge CANT SELL ANYTHING other than tour tickets. #neaux1curr for modern Madonna. So sad

That wasn't direct from Amazon.

Try again, sweetheart. I DO know the STRUGGLES you endure to string a sentence together, so I really appreciate the EFFORT. You go girl!

 

[Mau ®]

A given after a MILLION SINGLES.

And YET, Rihanus does not have a single song among the Top 5 highest selling digital singles.

Where Has The Impact Been?

It's not my fault your faves are NOT PRODUCTIVE and EFFICIENT in their releases and radio can't seem to ACCEPT MORE THAN SINGLE AT A TIME from them.

Rihanna has dat CROSSOVER appeal your faves LACK. Except ADELE, who you bandwagon for tbh.

 

[Mau ®]

That wasn't direct from Amazon.

!

Thats even worse. RANDOM RETAILERS want to clear off the FLOP STOCK they have.

They're CLEARLY losing money but it's a PRICE THEY'RE WILLING TO PAY to get rid of THE HAG.

 

[Nemesis_]

Could we not hit the EDIT button or was that TOO HARD? ;_;

 

[Phonomezer]

Thats even worse. RANDOM RETAILERS want to clear off the FLOP STOCK they have.

They're CLEARLY losing money but it's a PRICE THEY'RE WILLING TO PAY to get rid of THE HAG.

MDNA was #1. Her 5th CONSECUTIVE #1.

And Rihstitute's last #1 album was....?

 

[Koodo]

It's not my fault your faves are NOT PRODUCTIVE and EFFICIENT in their releases and radio can't seem to ACCEPT MORE THAN SINGLE AT A TIME from them.

That doesn't matter. What does matter is RIHFUND's utter lack of appearance in the following chart:

HIGHEST SELLING DIGITAL SINGLES
1. I Gotta Feeling
2. Rolling In The Deep
3. Poker Face
4. Just Dance
5. Boom Boom Pow
6. Party Rock Anthem
7. Low
8. Tik Tok
9. I'm Yours
10. Dynamite

#neaux1curr4Rih

Except ADELE, who you bandwagon for tbh.

Accusing ME of bandwagoning after your SHAMELESS chart stanning for Perra and Carly Rae.

How long until you start sniffing Kesha's crack?

 

[Mau ®]

MDNA was #1. Her 5th CONSECUTIVE #1.

And Rihstitute's last #1 album was....?

A FAKE #1 at that.

When was Madonna's last #1 on the HOT 100 tho?

Oh...

 

[Phonomezer]

.

I see you completely failed to address the point at HAND.

Is that because you couldn't?

 

[Mau ®]

Accusing ME of bandwagoning after your SHAMELESS chart stanning for Perra and Carly Rae.

How long until you start sniffing Kesha's crack?

It's not SHAMELESS. It's geniune stanning. Im this CLOSE to LIKE Carly on FACEBOOK. She's the real deal. And ya'll will deal with her SLAYAGE.

Especially you Koodo. You live in Canada. You will never escape ha tbh.

As for Ke$ha... gurl that Supernatural track sounds hot you have to admit it *.*

 

[Mau ®]

I see you completely failed to address the point at HAND.

Is that because you couldn't?

http://i.minus.com/iK73dPtDWoIXl.gif[IMG][/QUOTE]

RihALLAH don't need a #1 album. What A TIRED argument tbh when ALL of Rihanna's latest albums have outsold Madonna's last releases.

Why can't THE HAG be relevant? Does it hurt you to know #neaux1curr anymore and people just pay FOR OLDER HITS?

 

[Dr. Malik]

As for Ke$ha... gurl that Supernatural track sounds hot you have to admit it *.*

It begins

no one can resist Ke$ha, especially not the bandwagoners

 

[Koodo]

It's not SHAMELESS.

What about PERRA? The very definition of BANDWAGONING SHAME:

Gerl, we should stand against the likes of Perra and Cum$ha

 

[Nemesis_]

KOO *.*

 

[botty]

 

[DMeisterJ]

It's #MESSy Monday I see.

 

[Mau ®]

What about PERRA? The very definition of BANDWAGONING SHAME:

That was before I became WIDE AWAKE tbh *.*

 

[Mumei]

It is nice to see Yin and Yang getting along so well.

 

[Cosmic Bus]

Rocket Punch is doing some beautiful work on the last couple of pages. <3

Does it hurt you to know #neaux1curr anymore and people just pay FOR OLDER HITS?

Doesn't bother me one bit. 20 years of inarguable perfection, a permanently untouchable, unbeatable impact left on music and pop culture, numerous record-shattering, life-changing tours, and then 10 years of trying a bit too hard? Yeah, I can live with that.

 

[Mau ®]

It is nice to see Yin and Yang getting along so well.

Who is Yin and Yang?

 

[Dr. Malik]

It's #MESSy Monday I see.

Any page that involves the hag is a mess