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[Dr. Malik]

When will Rihanna lose her credibility

maybe once she gets some

 

[DMeisterJ]

I still can't believe Rih hasn't scored a #1 album. She has like 86922 album releases.

Better luck next time.

I can't believe Beyonce didn't get one #1 from 4.

How many singles did she release?

 

[Styles]

 

[botty]

Another closet stan it seems. Except that his receipts are all over the place.

A closet stan of who?

 

[royalan]

.

 

[Majmun]

I can't believe Beyonce didn't get one #1 from 4.

How many singles did she release?

All Bee albums went to #1

When will Rih?

Don't try to drag Beysus when it comes to Rih's album debut flops

 

[Trigger]

A closet stan of who?

Rumor is that Shakira and Rihanna were both seen leaving the studio, they might be working on a collab

I am not ready for that type of slayage if its true

 

[Dr. Malik]

not here for receipts while I was under the influence of POC or WHYB

now I need to stop posting because my 1000th post is coming

Spoiler

(omg I need to ban myself again )

and you gurls are not ready for it

 

[botty]

now I need to stop posting because my 1000th post is coming

Spoiler

(omg I need to ban myself again )

and you gurls are not ready for it

I wonder what you will wear say.

 

[Nemesis_]

I wonder what you will wear say.

 

[Kyon]

Kiii @ you gurls still SLAYING after my BEAUTY SLEEP.
I pretty much DIED reading the last page TBH

#Cremated

 

[botty]

umm

 

[Nemesis_]

umm

 

[Kyon]

I'm gonna go get a SWEET TEA in a PLASTIC CUP later tbh. I will feel FABULOUS like LC

 

[botty]

umm...............

I'm gonna go get a SWEET TEA in a PLASTIC CUP later tbh. I will feel FABULOUS like LC

Make sure you use your #judging eyes too, Kyon.

 

[Kyon]

I will be READING this thread drinking my tea sis so you know its gonna happen.

 

[SecretMoblin]

Faye's excellent "Water Against the Rocks" gets a digital release on the 25th, and there's a limited edition 7" that includes her first single, "Come to Me", that will arrive in mid-August.

It's good pop music.

And some of the more enlightened PopGAFfers have been jamming to Jessie Ware's awesome "110%" ever since HRD tipped us off. It was just announced that her album will be released on August 20. There's another song from the album that was uploaded to YouTube a few days ago, "Wildest Moments". It's a heavy, pretty ballad.

Fader calls her "outrageously elegant".

 

[Kyon]

OMG someone played her in the early life of the DJ room and i was stanning *.* maybe it was you. I never added it to playlist so i never got the name or anything thanks for that <3
























This should be #1 tbh

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

Call Me Maybe is now the best selling digital single by an Idol!

 

[B-Dex]

Call Me Maybe is now the best selling digital single by an Idol!

She wasn't even the winner either. Kelly should be ashamed.

 

[Sai-kun]

wheeeeeeere haaaaave you beeeeennn
aaaaaall myy liiiiiiiife
aaaaaa myyy liiiii iii iiii iiiiiife

 

[royalan]

Call Me Maybe is now the best selling digital single by an Idol!

Crazy that it's doing so well, but I think it's deserved.

CMM is just one of those moments where production, lyrics and vocal performance perfectly align to create flawless pop that you just can't get out of your head.

 

[Soulscribe]

I had a dream last night that there was a RuPaul's Drag Race- type show except instead of drag queens it had the ladies of pop, and they had to walk the runway in their most iconic outfits, and then perform one of their signature songs each week. I'm pretty sure the final four were Beyonce, Rihanna (my subconscious is a Stan?), Lady Gaga and Britney Spears. Christina Aguilera was fifth but got booted coz the judges (Cher and Madge) were tired of her giving everybody a terrible attitude.

 

[royalan]

I had a dream last night that there was a RuPaul's Drag Race- type show except instead of drag queens it had the ladies of pop, and they had to walk the runway in their most iconic outfits, and then perform one of their signature songs each week. I'm pretty sure the final four were Beyonce, Rihanna (my subconscious is a Stan?), Lady Gaga and Britney Spears. Christina Aguilera was fifth but got booted coz the judges (Cher and Madge) were tired of her giving everybody a terrible attitude.

I....would watch that show.


But who would they impersonate for The Snatch Game?

 

[Cosmic Bus]

Moblin making popgaf TOLERABLE once again.

I had a dream last night that there was a RuPaul's Drag Race- type show except instead of drag queens it had the ladies of pop...

Makes sense: aren't our dreams directly affected by what we were doing/watching/thinking about shortly before going to sleep?

I dreamed that Francisco Lachowski let me touch his dick.

But who would they impersonate for The Snatch Game?

Us.

 

[Soulscribe]

I....would watch that show.


But who would they impersonate for The Snatch Game?

They would just change that challenge to a trivia-off using questions about history and the arts.

The bottom two that week would be Britney and Rihanna. But in a live television TWIST (that had the girls GAAAAGGING) they disqualify Katy Perry for lying about being able to play the flute.

 

[Dr. Malik]

Christina Aguilera was fifth but got booted coz the judges (Cher and Madge) were tired of her giving everybody a terrible attitude.

Not shading Xtina in your own sleep, what kind of Kyon dream?

 

[royalan]

They would just change that challenge to a trivia-off using questions about history and the arts.

The bottom two that week would be Britney and Rihanna. But in a live television TWIST (that had the girls GAAAAGGING) they disqualify Katy Perry for lying about being able to play the flute.

Diva Kanye West has to be on the show, just so he can clock a 10th place finish and get into a fight with Pink backstage where he screams the famous line "BITCH I AM FROM CHICAGO!"

Spoiler

Xtina would probably be the one throwing drinks while yelling "I am sickening! BITCH!"

Britney would be Tati - super sweet but surprisingly bitchy in the confessional.

Beyonce is Tyra Sanchez...obviously

Madonna is Raven

Rihanna...can't find a fit for her


And God I'm thinking way too hard about this. Lol

 

[Kyon]

Not shading Xtina in your own sleep, what kind of Kyon dream?

SIS

 

[Soulscribe]

The judges are Madonna, Cher and Tina Turner,

The contestants:

Katy Perry (Willam, sorta ironic and dead pan, and insanely pretty)

Rihanna (Morgan McMichaels, slutty and kinda swarmy)

Lady Gaga (Sharon Needles, obviously)

Beyonce (Tyra Sanchez, no personality but flawless runway)

Christina Aguilera (Phi Phi O'Hara, obviously)

Britney Spears (how is she NOT Tatianna?)

Pink (Raven? Kinda mean but does it in an ironic way)

Shakira (Yara Sofia?)

Adele (Latrice Royale, the mother hen and a boatload of personality to match)

Gwen Stefani (The Princess, eliminated early but people wished she stuck around)


... I WISH THIS WERE REAL.

 

[Kyon]

CRYING at the ACCURACY tbh.
Kiiii @ Gwen getting PUNCHED Jesus ChrisT. It's representing her UNDERRATED-ness. Best part about it is Messiah having NOTHING to do with that MESS. She wouldn't EVEN.

 

[royalan]

The judges are Madonna, Cher and Tina Turner,

The contestants:

Christina Aguilera (Phi Phi O'Hara, obviously)

ANYONE BUT HER!!! ;_;

I'd like to think Xtina's like season 1's Shannel. Always with an excuse for why SHE should have won the last challenge, and nearly walks off the show due to feeling like her talent isn't appreciated.

And while her drag wasn't consistently on enough to place higher than she did, she had moments that justified her being a serious contender (girl, when she JUGGLED down the runway??? And to this day the only contestant to lose her wig during the lipsync and it not look cheap.)

But Phi Phi? Phi Phi was just angry all the time, and for no reason.

Azealia Banks = Phi Phi

 

[Kyon]

Godney would win every single lip sync contest tbh.

 

[Dr. Malik]

Rolling Stone's Women Who Rock: The 50 Greatest Albums of All Time

50. Alanis Morissette: Jagged Little Pill
49. The Breeders: Last Splash
48. Bonnie Raitt: Give It Up
47. Lucinda Williams: Car Wheels On A Gravel Road
46. Salt N Peppa: Hot, Cool and Vicious
45. Taylor Swift: Speak Now
44. Siouxsie and the Banshees: Once Upon A Time
43. Lauryn Hill: The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill
42. Linda Ronstadt: Heart Like a Wheel
41. Cyndi Lauper: She's So Unusual
40. Yoko Ono: Walking on Thin Ice
39. Fiona Apple: Extraordinary Machine
37. Beyonce: 4
36. X-Ray Spex: Germ Free Adolescents
35. The Ronnettes: The Best of the Ronnettes
34. Go-Go's: Beauty and the Beat
33. Irma Thomas: Soul Queen of New Orleans
32. Dolly Parton: Best of Dolly Parton
31. PJ Harvey: Stories From the City, Stories From the Sea
30. Alicia Keys: As I Am
29. M.I.A.: Kala
28. Yeah Yeah Yeahs: It's Blitz!
27. Dionne Warwick: Presenting...
26. Janet Jackson: Rythym Nation
25. Heart: Little Queen
24. Hole: Live Through This
23. Donna Summers: Bad Girls
22. Liz Phair: Exile in Guyville
21. Carole King: Tapestry
20. Etta James: At Last
19. Joan Jett: Bad Reputation
18. Madonna: Like A Prayer
17. Sleater-Kinney: The Hot Rock
16. Labelle: Nightbirds
15. Patsy Cline: The Patsy Cline Collection
14. The Pretenders: The Pretenders
13. Mary J Blige: My Life
12. Janis Joplin: Pearl
11. Lady Gaga: Born This Way

It&#8217;s already hard to remember a world where we didn&#8217;t have Gaga, although we&#8217;re pretty sure it was a lot more boring.

Essential moment: "Edge of Glory," where a born glam-rocker earns her meat-dress bloodstains.

10. Bikini Kill: The Singles
9. The Supremes: Anthology
8. Blondie: Parallel Lines
7. Missy Elliott: Under Construction
6. Adele: 21
5. Patti Smith: Horses
4. Fleetwood Mac: Rumours
3. Dusty Springfield: Dusty in Memphis
2. Joni Mitchell: Blue
1. Aretha Franklin: I Never Loved A Man The Way I Loved You

 

[Peru]

Fearless superior to Speak Now

 

[royalan]

...that list has Beyonce's 4 and Alicia Keys "As I Am" (which isn't even her best album tbh) placed higher than L-Boogie's R&B STANDARD "Miseducation of Lauryn Hill". So side-eyeing this list.














...get that high placement though, Missy!!!

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

11. Lady Gaga: Born This Way

18. Madonna: Like A Prayer

26. Janet Jackson: Rhythm Nation

 

[Peru]

Any piece with the words "women" and "rock" in the title will inevitably suck. "Look Who's Talking: Women!".

 

[Majmun]

37. Beyonce: 4

Bu bu but it didn't have any #1 singles!!!

Where's Rih on the list????

 

[DMeisterJ]

Bu bu but it didn't have any #1 singles!!!

Where's Rih on the list????

Never said 4 wasn't a good album.

And remember, YOU brought Rihanna up in a random drive-by comment.

Still, where are the #1 singles from 4?

#WAITING

 

[Mau ®]

Never said 4 wasn't a good album.

And remember, YOU brought Rihanna up in a random drive-by comment.

Still, where are the #1 singles from 4?

#WAITING

Hell, where are the TOP 10 singles?

 

[Majmun]

And remember, YOU brought Rihanna up in a random drive-by comment.

Not really. Do you have Marius on ignore???

Still, where are the #1 singles from 4?

Hell, where are the TOP 10 singles?

No comment

I guess Rollng Stones needs to put out a Top 100000 list for Rih to actually chart.

 

[DMeisterJ]

Not really. Do you have Marius on ignore???

 

[botty]

 

[Bladenic]

Not only am I getting slayed HARD by European music at every turn (your faves can't I'm afraid) and hearing Euphoria CONSTANTLY (euphoric indeed), but I got to listen to Coldplay's Mylo Xyloto, Gotye's Mirrors, and... Lana Del Rey's Born to Die on the plane ride. Excuse me I meant to say GODplay (Princess of China and Every Teardrop icant), GODtye (omg so good), and Lana GOD Rey (omg whole album she's coming our faves's careers won't survive tbh). I was especially impressed by Lana since I hadn't heard her stuff at all.

MDNA was also on the selection... LOL

My uncle also tried to play one of the shit singles from MDNA and I nearly vomed. SKIPPED that stuff and smacked him for having that.

Also saw Where Have You Been's video a few times. RihALLAH slaying Europe too, how can Shitty Garbaj even hope to compare tbh

 

[Majmun]

No Rihanna or Xtina on the list.

Someone is definitely pressed, Marius

 

[royalan]

Not only am I getting slayed HARD by European music at every turn (your faves can't I'm afraid) and hearing Euphoria CONSTANTLY (euphoric indeed), but I got to listen to Coldplay's Mylo Xyloto, Gotye's Mirrors, and... Lana Del Rey's Born to Die on the plane ride. Excuse me I meant to say GODplay (Princess of China and Every Teardrop icant), GODtye (omg so good), and Lana GOD Rey (omg whole album she's coming our faves's careers won't survive tbh). I was especially by Lana since I hadn't heard her stuff at all.

MDNA was also on the selection... LOL

My uncle also tried to play one of the shit singles from MDNA and I nearly vomed. SKIPPED that stuff and smacked him for having that.

Also saw Where Have You Been's video a few times. RihALLAH slaying Europe too, how can Shitty Garbaj even hope to compare tbh

I'm playing Lana at work as I type this, and I'm thinking that I'd really like to hear what a Lana collaboration with a hip hop artists. She has a very urban flow in a lot of her songs. I could totally see her singing the hook on a Kanye song.

 

[SaintZ]

I'm playing Lana at work as I type this, and I'm thinking that I'd really like to hear what a Lana collaboration with a hip hop artists. She has a very urban flow in a lot of her songs. I could totally see her singing the hook on a Kanye song.

Well, there's always this. It sounds pretty good IMO.

 

[SecretMoblin]

It's a shitty list.

 

[Trigger]

Any list that puts Adele before Missy is probably shit anyway tbh.

I'm playing Lana at work as I type this, and I'm thinking that I'd really like to hear what a Lana collaboration with a hip hop artists. She has a very urban flow in a lot of her songs. I could totally see her singing the hook on a Kanye song.

Wasn't this what Lana and her people intended with the whole "gangster Nancy Sinatra" stuff? Off to the Races, Radio, Lolita, and a few other tracks have an urban vibe to them in their production. I worry about her mixing with the hip-hop crowd, but musically it would be a natural transition.