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The GREATEST fight of ALL-TIME... WHO WOULD WIN IN A BATTLE BETWEEN...
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Ash Housewares
The Mountain Jew
Captain Kirk whoops 'em both
Star Power
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Christian Bale is way hotter. lololol.
captmcblack
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Bruce Lee would win.
...wait.
FUCK
...wait.
FUCK
The Faceless Master
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Ash Housewares
The Mountain Jew
what I wanna know is, could Michael Keaton take down James Earl Jones?
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but then those guys are both losers, how bout Lydia Deets vs. Conan?
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but then those guys are both losers, how bout Lydia Deets vs. Conan?
RonaldoSan
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Ali versus Sapp? Shiiit... Ali could take down Bob Sapp today.
The greatest fight ever would be Ali in his prime versus Tyson in his prime. It's hard to say who would win.
The greatest fight ever would be Ali in his prime versus Tyson in his prime. It's hard to say who would win.
Wheeljack539
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Ripped Shirt Kirk > *
Agent Dormer
Dirty Drinking Smoker
As they proved in Episode III, it's not that hard to kill a Jedi.
The Take Out Bandit
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BLADE 2 WINS! BLADE 2-ALITY!
Ash Housewares
The Mountain Jew
Zaptruder said:
blah, you might as well have suggested butterbean vs. a kangaroo
KidGalactus
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In his prime?
Tyson would absolutely mutilate Ali
Tyson would absolutely mutilate Ali
Forgotten_Taco
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KidGalactus said:
Oh man, are you serious?
Ash Housewares
The Mountain Jew
maybe if it was a fight instead of a boxing match and it took place in the back of a taxi
sounds cool, let's do it
sounds cool, let's do it
Forgotten_Taco
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Ash Housewares said:
Kangaroo, obviously.
milanbaros
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KidGalactus said:
I agree, Ali played a patience game but Tyson wouldn't give him the chance and would just charge at him and kill him. Tyson wouldnt give Ali any respect.
Cold-Steel
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The topic match would be easily won by Batman.
He would just take the upper ground and own Anakin.
Obi-Wan is the only Jedi who could win a battle from lower ground.
See Example A: Darth Maul's Torso for more details.
He would just take the upper ground and own Anakin.
Obi-Wan is the only Jedi who could win a battle from lower ground.
See Example A: Darth Maul's Torso for more details.
I think a prime Ali vs prime Tyson fight would go much the same way Ali/Frasier 1 went, except the knockdown would come much sooner and Ali would have a bit more trouble getting up from it. I think a young tyson would provide the same sort of challenge to Ali that Joe did, except tyson was stronger and faster than Joe ever was. People seem to forget that tyson was more than just a slugger back in the day, he actually had technique. He was very difficult to hit and was relentless in his attack. Now I do think Ali would beat tyson.....in the rematch. But in that 1st fight, tyson in 5 rounds.
Deku said:
Yoda couldn't even beat the Emperor...even Mace Windu did that.
Anyway, Batman could probably beat King Kong in a fight, nevermind Vader.
As for Tyson vs Ali, Ali's footspeed along with his longer reach would enable him to keep his distance from Tyson, stretching the fight out when Tyson is less effective. But Tyson was a really hard guy to knock down, so I think he'd win by decision due to being more aggressive.
Disco Stu said:
He quit one fight when he knew he was done...big deal.
The man stayed in the ring 9 or 10 rounds for one of the most one-sided beatings I've ever seen against Lennox Lewis. Any lesser man would've thrown in the towel LONG before the obvious conclusion.
Kabuki Waq
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All batman would just need to be on "higher ground" and then Anakin will just jump in for no reason. The End.
bigfurb said:
Ali in his prime knocks out Tyson in his prime.
I can't believe you guys are even comparing the two. Who the hell did Tyson ever beat that was actually any good? Ali beat Hall of Fame boxers and he beat some of them when he was past his prime. Tyson was a good fighter, but he mostly knocked out underweight tomato cans who were terrified of him. Don't always buy the hype.
Joe Frazier was not as strong as Tyson, but he was a better fighter. Those hooks of his were just ridiculously accurate and Ali beat Foreman who was the biggest hitter ever in the heavyweight division.
Finally, I give Ali a 40% chance of beating Kevin fucking McBride today. That was a disgrace from Tyson.
P.S. Tyson might not have been the greatest fighter ever and he surely would have been whupped by Ali (even after his prime), but Tyson did have one of the best sports games ever.
DCharlie
And even i am moderately surprised
lets keep height, reach, weight and sexual orientation in line for the next fight pair..
ladies and gentleman , i give you :
Tom "i love minge, honest... as long as it's cock shaped" Cruise
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Yo - "Back to my place... you come... many dildos and poppers i have" - da
ladies and gentleman , i give you :
Tom "i love minge, honest... as long as it's cock shaped" Cruise
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Yo - "Back to my place... you come... many dildos and poppers i have" - da
Kung Fu Jedi
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My god. Some of the things that get said at GAF. Ali vs. Tyson, both in their primes. Ali wins the fight easily. Why? Because the type of fighter that ALWAYS gives Tyson trouble is someone with a good jab. Ali had a GREAT jab, and handspeed that was unmatched. Yes, Tyson had skills back in the day, but he never came close to fighting anyone with the skills of Ali, who was just a complete fighter in so many ways, including ring generalship. Ali would outlast Tyson in the early rounds and knock him out late, 9th or 10th round. Remember, Ali's day, they still fought 15 rounds. Ali's record reads like a list of whose who in his era, while Tyson's reads like a "whose that".
Edit: For the record, Tyson, who is a student of the sport, and has very impressive knowledge, has said many times that Ali is the greatest heavyweight of all time and that he couldn't beat him.
Edit: For the record, Tyson, who is a student of the sport, and has very impressive knowledge, has said many times that Ali is the greatest heavyweight of all time and that he couldn't beat him.
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