The Joker is pregnant

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The short tale pairs Joker with the magician Zatanna, and instead of being a graphic, violent encounter, Zatanna casts a spell that leaves Joker pregnant and the two on the verge of starting a complicated new family.

This comes after the gay Superman book flopped so hard they canceled it.
 
Says it's not graphic or violent, but casts a spell that will torture him for 9 months in a body that isn't equipped at all for pregnancy.

Alright.
 
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God damn I hate modern pop fiction. Is there a more soulless iteration of it in history? Now writers are just coupling characters with whatever mental diseases they currently have. I wouldn't even care if it was new stuff, but taking established IPs with fanbases then absolutely contorting them into trash seems to be the trend.

I'll be real though, I wouldn't be the target for comic books anymore regardless, so my opinion barely matters on this. Just disheartening.
 
So there's 4 Jokers now?

5 if you count the Martha Wayne Joker in the timeline where Bruce was shot in the alley.
 
Oh god, the people who used to publish their fetish fan fiction on Archive Of Our Own are now moving up to the world of comics...

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I'm very surprised that DC is course correcting and going with the "MAGIC is the only way a MAN could get pregnant" message.

I hope the final issue has some women asking the Joker if he now understands the suffering women go through and he replies, "Eh, it was no worse than [INSERT TYPICAL MALE DOMINATED BLUE COLLAR/MANUAL LABOR/AGRARIAN JOB HERE], really"
 
DC, you only have 15 more years left before fans can make better stories and make money off of them with Superman, Batman and Wonder woman. Go out with a bang, not with this shit.
 
God damn I hate modern pop fiction. Is there a more soulless iteration of it in history? Now writers are just coupling characters with whatever mental diseases they currently have. I wouldn't even care if it was new stuff, but taking established IPs with fanbases then absolutely contorting them into trash seems to be the trend.

I'll be real though, I wouldn't be the target for comic books anymore regardless, so my opinion barely matters on this. Just disheartening.

Well hey they need to take the chance to write these stories while they still can.
We are maybe 5-10 years away from AI just being able to write comic books

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Sounds pretty dumb and I had to google Zatanna. And it is dumb.

But... upon further examination I have concluded Zatanna can get me pregnant.

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