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'The Last of Us: Remastered' coming to PS4, July 2014, [1080p, targeting 60 fps]

i-Lo

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KyleCross

Member
I'm going to go buy a shitload of KY Jelly and then put it up on eBay at an upcharged rate and then link to it here. I'm a businessman.
 
This thread, ridiculous, immature, gross, hilarious, witty, explicit, hyped, silly, and other adjectives my thumbs don't want to write out.

You guys need to turn off the internet and go cuddle with your g/f or something...idiots together on a forum just leads to craziness lol...
 
LOL omg this thread....my face hurts from laughing.


something tells me that Druckmann is NOT going to tweet about all the "stick it in my ass" or "all over my face" gifs!

Nah he's got some tact. I can understand being excited and all but this stuff is puerile and kind of embarrassing.
 
This thread, ridiculous, immature, gross, hilarious, witty, explicit, hyped, silly, and other adjectives my thumbs don't want to write out.

You guys need to turn off the internet and go cuddle with your g/f or something...idiots together on a forum just leads to craziness lol...

I can sorta see where you're coming from, but really if you feel that strongly about it maybe you should take your own advice.
 
The real question is: Will Polygon get someone that knows how to play the game and understands the story to review the Remaster?

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Oh God....that's horrible. It basically reads as "I'm terrible at games, so I'll blame Naughty Dog for my incompetence. This game should be dumbed down for noobs like myself, enemies shouldn't move so much and Joel should have super steady aiming".

Jeez, I can't believe people are actually allowed to write such crap for the gaming masses.
 

Gbraga

Member
Oh God....that's horrible. It basically reads as "I'm terrible at games, so I'll blame Naughty Dog. This game should be dumbed down for noobs like myself, enemies shouldn't move so much and Joel should have super steady aiming".

Jeez, I can't believe people are actually allowed to write such crap for the gaming masses.

I don't think it's that bad when he's talking about the mechanics tbh, but saying he couldn't find meaning in the game's events makes it sound like he didn't even beat the game.
 

milkham

Member
I don't think it's that bad when he's talking about the mechanics tbh, but saying he couldn't find meaning in the game's events makes it sound like he didn't even beat the game.

I played it relatively recently, doesn't the first aim upgrade give a huge improvement to the shake? I never had an issue with it since it was mitigated so easily
 

antitrop

Member
Oh God....that's horrible. It basically reads as "I'm terrible at games, so I'll blame Naughty Dog for my incompetence. This game should be dumbed down for noobs like myself, enemies shouldn't move so much and Joel should have super steady aiming".

Jeez, I can't believe people are actually allowed to write such crap for the gaming masses.

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robotrock

Banned
The Last of Us reviewer also reviewed Dark Souls 2 and gave it a 9/10. I had a significantly more challenging time with DS2 than TLoU, but that could just be me, I guess.
 
The real question is: Will Polygon get someone that knows how to play the game and understands the story to review the Remaster?

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First the reviewer complains that the infected are faster and less predictable than human enemies. Kind of the point no?

Then he complains how the game purposefully gives Joel shaky aiming and the upgrades haven't helped by the end of the game. Look at Alpha Protocol for a game that does this wrong, you can shoot someone perfectly but "miss" because you're characters aim stat isn't good. If you miss in LOU its your own fault. These infected fights get the tension they deserve. And the upgrades do help dramatically

Finally, killing humans is not justified by
The horrible acts they commit in Pittsburg, cannibalism, or murdering a young girl without her consent.
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And the reviewer can't find deeper meaning behind the violent message. Bill spells it out for you: "
As bad as the infected are, at least they're predictable. It's the normal folks that scare me.
"

What a trashy piece of trite. They had some sort of agenda writing that.
 
Raptor... All this time, you were willing to shove an unknown object up your ass?

I mean, we were all into it because we knew what we'd be getting but this whole time, you didn't even know?

I'm impressed, man.
 

Tagg9

Member
As a sane individual, I humbly request that the OT does not contain the word "ass" or any other idiotic bathroom humor in it.
 

i-Lo

Member
This thread, ridiculous, immature, gross, hilarious, witty, explicit, hyped, silly, and other adjectives my thumbs don't want to write out.

You guys need to turn off the internet and go cuddle with your g/f or something...idiots together on a forum just leads to craziness lol...

Are you a mod or something cause last I checked we weren't breaking any ToS?
 

Hubb

Member
Lol you guys are crazy. Would be nice if we got a countdown timer for the |OT| all of us have to be on the first page.

I'll probably be at work when it goes up and I don't have anymore data for the month. I'll be lucky to be on the 50th page by the time I get home.
 
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