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[Sword Of Doom]

Oh God....that's horrible. It basically reads as "I'm terrible at games, so I'll blame Naughty Dog for my incompetence. This game should be dumbed down for noobs like myself, enemies shouldn't move so much and Joel should have super steady aiming".

Jeez, I can't believe people are actually allowed to write such crap for the gaming masses.

Seriously why is that person reviewing video games?

 

[Spine_Ripper]

The Last of Us Multiplayer|OT| Please stop RUNNING AROUND THE FUCKING MAP

 

[Statue of Limitation]

The Last of Us: Remastered |OT| It still can't be for nothing
The Last of Us: Remastered |OT| It's clucking good
The Last of Us: Remastered |OT| Now with malibu stacy hat!

 

[lukeskymac]

Reminds me of HyperBitHero's "review" of Left Behind. First he points out that Riley+Ellies story is told in between sections of Ellie between Fall and Winter... and then says that those have no connection and serve no purpose.

DO YOU NEED A NEON SIGN TO SEE THE CONNECTION?

 

[Vashetti]

 

[Gray Matter]

The Last of Us Multiplayer|OT| Please stop RUNNING AROUND THE FUCKING MAP

I think I found the winner.

 

[StuBurns]

TLoU Re |OT| Uncharted 2 Remastered with zombies.

 

[Bunta]

Here ya guys go.

 

[gotstrangepowers]

bye! Off to cry about Terriers

 

[Bunta]

bye! Off to cry about Terriers

Damn shame it got cancelled.

 

[nycgamer4ever]

Is a weird and awesome at the same time feeling that although I do know know that this is some kind of third person shooter and all but I have absolutly no idea how is designed, how the levels are structured, what kind of narrative it has, etc.

I basically only know the basics and thats it, this is the first time since the before internet era that Im doing this and feels awesome, not watching gameplays, only some MP matches that's it.

Im going in with only my faith in you guys and my love of that realistic gore!!

Wait what you never played the game and know nothing about the story?

Man you going to lose your shits when you play this game.

 

[TetraGenesis]

I still favor The Last of Us: Remastered |OT| Assume the worst

 

[Catalix]

The real question is: Will Polygon get someone that knows how to play the game and understands the story to review the Remaster?

wow, the polygon review really was as bad as people said. The text is actually more baffling to me than the score they gave it.

 

[Bunta]

wow, the polygon review really was as bad as people said. The text is actually more baffling to me than the score they gave it.

Yeah, I've never read any of it until just now. The person is basically saying, "I suck at this game."

 

[Adam_Roman]

Here ya guys go.

Simply amazing.

 

[icespide]

my favorite non-ironic OT title is still

The Last of Us Remastered | OT | The Rest of Us

 

[SocksAndShoes]

Holy shit you guys.

This last page has been incredible.

I'm dying here.

 

[william_557]

The Last of Us Multiplayer|OT| Please stop RUNNING AROUND THE FUCKING MAP

never its how i get kills!

 

[Gray Matter]

never its how i get kills!

It's also how you get killed

 

[Alcoholikaust]

The Last of Us: Remastered |OT|Cordyceps up the Ass in 60 fps or 'cinematic' 30 fps

 

[milkham]

my favorite non-ironic OT title is still

The Last of Us Remastered | OT | The Rest of Us

thank you, thank you, i'm here all week.

 

[ascii42]

my favorite non-ironic OT title is still

The Last of Us Remastered | OT | The Rest of Us

Yeah, that or "For the Rest of Us"

 

[william_557]

6.5, we played this last year. 50 dollars is to steep for a rehash of an ok game.

yeah terrible review but not nearly as bad as this

spoilers for the ending so only for those that finished the game!!!!!
http://www.forbes.com/sites/carolpi...-last-of-us-deserves-an-8-out-of-10-spoilers/

 

[antitrop]

Wait what you never played the game and know nothing about the story?

Man you going to lose your shits when you play this game.

No, seriously, there is absolutely no chance of Raptor containing any of his shits when he plays this game.

 

[Amentallica]

What the fuck did this thread turn into?

 

[antitrop]

yeah terrible review but not nearly as bad as this

spoilers for the ending so only for those that finished the game!!!!!
http://www.forbes.com/sites/carolpi...-last-of-us-deserves-an-8-out-of-10-spoilers/

I can't tell if this is a parody or not.

 

[Truckondo2.0]

What the fuck did this thread turn into?

Greatness!

 

[william_557]

I can't tell if this is a parody or not.

your telling me....ridiculous reasons to give a game a lower score!

 

[Gaz_RB]

Fuuuck I cannot wait to play this bad boy again. Will be my 3rd playthrough.

 

[Badosh]

yeah terrible review but not nearly as bad as this

spoilers for the ending so only for those that finished the game!!!!!
http://www.forbes.com/sites/carolpi...-last-of-us-deserves-an-8-out-of-10-spoilers/

Who thought this was okay?

 

[Statue of Limitation]

I remembered reading that forbes shit. Angered me to no end.

I found myself annoyed by the slowness of the action

issues with the slowness of the plot

And then she takes issue with the fact this isn't a choose your own adventure game.

Doesn't understand pacing, doesn't understanding gaming. I should have her job.

 

[Magwik]

After the past few pages I now know that HaloGAF and TLOU GAF are the same kinds of weird and insane that I love.

 

[RoboPlato]

Fuuuck I cannot wait to play this bad boy again. Will be my 3rd playthrough.

It'll be my 5th and I'm still giddy.

 

[Statue of Limitation]

The characters were bleak. The interiors were bleak. The dialog was bleak. I feel like I need a palate cleanser made entirely of rainbow sprinkles. As a Joss Whedon fan, I know a little comedy can make the situation that much more grim. I wish the writers had taken a page from his book.

For some reason, the joysticks are useless when it comes to using the menu system. You have to use the D-pad and the L1/R1 buttons. I found it wasn’t intuitive, given every other PS3 game I can think of lets you navigate by joystick. A minor quibble, though.

I was lost and more disoriented than I had wanted. I rarely had this problem in a former ND series that shall remain Uncharted.

Ugh.

 

[delta25]

What the fuck did this thread turn into?

well, I think a good chunk of us have come to the conclusion that the best way to enjoy the game to its fullest is by shoving it right up our shit pussy.

My way involves a bucket of rocky road ice cream and jug of latex, what's yours?

 

[Jerkson]

Someone on reddit claims that every Wal Mart in their area is putting the game on shelves tonight at midnight.

 

[GavinUK86]

while I disagree with most of that Forbes article I do agree about the

Spoiler

killing the surgeon bit. It did feel completely forced and I think a lot of people felt the same. why couldn't I just push him out the way or why didn't Joel just tell him to fuck off with that puny scalpel.

if naughty dog could change one thing I would love it to be that.

 

[Hubb]

Someone on reddit claims that every Wal Mart in their area is putting the game on the shelves tonight at midnight.

If it's too good to be true it usually is.

 

[Bunta]

It'll be my 5th and I'm still giddy.

It will only be my 2nd, so I can't wait to play it again. I also haven't played Left Behind.

 

[william_557]

It'll be my 5th and I'm still giddy.

yeah!! welcome to the fifth playthrough club

 

[william_557]

while I disagree with most of that Forbes article I do agree about the

Spoiler

killing the surgeon bit. It did feel completely forced and I think a lot of people felt the same. why couldn't I just push him out the way or why didn't Joel just tell him to fuck off with that puny scalpel.

if naughty dog could change one thing I would love it to be that.

wouldn't make sense with Joel's character why would he now?

 

[gundamkyoukai]

going to miss this thread.

 

[Gray Matter]

Someone on reddit claims that every Wal Mart in their area is putting the game on shelves tonight at midnight.

What state and city?

 

[Jerkson]

What state and city?

They just said "Midwest". Claims an employee said they have them in the back with wrapping around them saying "do not release until 7/22".

 

[TetraGenesis]

Actually, I think The Last of Us: Remastered |OT| The Rest of Us is my new #1 over "Assume the worst".

 

[Gray Matter]

while I disagree with most of that Forbes article I do agree about the

Spoiler

killing the surgeon bit. It did feel completely forced and I think a lot of people felt the same. why couldn't I just push him out the way or why didn't Joel just tell him to fuck off with that puny scalpel.

if naughty dog could change one thing I would love it to be that.

I agree, my first play through I just stood there waiting for the doctor to move only to realize that I had to

Spoiler

kill him

 

[mullet2000]

yeah terrible review but not nearly as bad as this

spoilers for the ending so only for those that finished the game!!!!!
http://www.forbes.com/sites/carolpi...-last-of-us-deserves-an-8-out-of-10-spoilers/

The definition of "not getting it".

 

[StuBurns]

The Last of Us |OT| Give us health and strength. We'll steal the rest.

 

[Gray Matter]

They just said "Midwest". Claims an employee said they have them in the back with wrapping around them saying "do not release until 7/22".

Fuck, I'm on the east coast

 

[jon bones]

Nah he's got some tact. I can understand being excited and all but this stuff is puerile and kind of embarrassing.

pretty much

let me know when the mp thread hits