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Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
I wouldn't read too much into the Asari. Mass Effect as a franchise isn't hard sci fi. It was built as a homage to and hodge podge of classic pulpy sci fi ideas from TV series, books, film, and so on. IIRC the art book states the Asari were conceptualised as the team wanted to add a typical "attractive all female alien species" to the series as seen in so many sci fi. The tentacles on their head were stylised to look like wet hair swept back.