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[Tony Iron Man Stark]

Let me get my mind together. I had an erratic sleep schedule last evening.

 

[LycanXIII]

Was it a different neighbor's dog?

 

[blackflag]

I can't figure this out and the edits aren't helping. I hope you are not a native english speaker.

 

[ruxtpin]

Tell the homeowner to vacuum their own damn living room. Takes all of 5 minutes.

 

[Jenov]

OP, is English your first language?

 

[SuperBanana]

I can't understand any of this.

 

[cheststrongwell]

Maybe neighbor=roommate?

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Let me get my mind together. I had an erratic sleep schedule last evening.

Did you dream you were back on the farm?

 

[Kill Your Masters]

Tony Stank

 

[ArgyleReptile]

Let me get my mind together. I had an erratic sleep schedule last evening.

Yes please. This thread is reading as if you gave us a hypothetical question.

 

[Paracelsus]

Maybe neighbor=roommate?

Yes, it would make perfect sense if that was the case.

 

[CloudyTuba]

The only way I can make sense of this is if I pretend neighbor=roommate and their house = our house.
...maybe?
But then the fur traveled back in time to rest on the couches the night before so I dont know. Let's give it a shot:

"My roommate and I have an agreement that her dog is to remain outside because it sheds quite a bit. While she was gone the dog was begging to be let in though so I gave in and let it in. My roommate later had friends over and was upset that there was dog hair all over the couch. I got yelled at."

Sound good, Iron Man?

Draw a picture OP.

And dont forget that green lines = sound.

 

[Jarlaxle]

The neighbors have an outside dog, but you let it in their house, and now they want you to clean up after it?

This as far as I can tell.

 

[xxracerxx]

Did you dream you were back on the farm?

Have the lambs stopped screaming?

 

[Escargo]

It's not your house nor your dog... Why didn't you just go outside to pet instead...

 

[morningbus]

Wait, there was a 9/11 angle somewhere in the OP originally?

Can a mod show us all the edits, please?

 

[flkraven]

What is "dog" code for?

 

[Abounder]

So your neighbor wants you to vacuum their house because you let their dog in? Yea they're rude morons, you're the goddamn guest which might as well be like diplomatic immunity for situations like that.

 

[ZombieSupaStar]

Let me get my mind together. I had an erratic sleep schedule last evening.

wellwerewaiting.gif

 

[Shamrock7r]

So I'm thinking OP was at the neighbors house. He let the neighbor's dog into the house. The dog isn't allowed in the house so the neighbor got mad at the op and told him to vacuum because the dog sheds. That right?

 

[UnemployedVillain]

You need to sit down and take the time to explain your thoughts with some semblance of coherency. I have no idea wtf is going on

 

[andythinkpad]

Never mind the post, can somebody decrypt the title?

 

[super-famicom]

The dog's main problem is that she sheds, so there's a house rule that the dog can't be inside the house. The dog started shedding this season, so there's a lot more shedding than usual.

I did the irresponsible thing, so I let the dog inside because I really like the dog.

Then your neighbor asks you to vacuum the living room because of fur. She had guests over the previous night, and there was fur on the couches.

I need to find a way to apologize to my neighbor. I got yelled at and I didn't enjoy the experience, but she must've had good friends over.

How is there fur on the couches last night if you let the dog in the next day?

TIME PARADOX

 

[xxracerxx]

It's not your house nor your dog... Why didn't you just go outside to pet instead...

This. I never presume to know if an animal is allowed inside.

 

[ZombieSupaStar]

Im thinking the OP was at the dog, and let the house into the dog. Now the dog wants the OP to vacuum the neighbor.

 

[sammex]

Buy your neighbours a dog brush and tell them to brush their dog.

I have a breed that sheds heavily and 5minutes of brushing a day means barely any dog hair inside.

 

[Jeffolation]

Next time play it safe and vacuum the dog first.

 

[JesseZao]

Turing test failed. Reboot. Exec 1.0.1.

 

[xxracerxx]

The dog's main problem is that she sheds, so there's a house rule that the dog can't be inside the house. The dog started shedding this season, so there's a lot more shedding than usual.

I did the irresponsible thing, so I let the dog inside because I really like the dog.

Then your neighbor asks you to vacuum the living room because of fur. She had guests over the previous night, and there was fur on the couches.

I need to find a way to apologize to my neighbor. I got yelled at and I didn't enjoy the experience, but she must've had good friends over.

This timeline makes no fucking sense!

 

[Pagusas]

and Gaf says drugs arent bad...

 

[The Living Tribunal]

OP is the dog, think about it... It makes sense.

 

[morningbus]

Never mind the post, can somebody decrypt the title?

The title is for a thread where the OP is complaining about how his neighbors let their dog in their house so he should be allowed in their house too because he's at least equivalent to a dog.

 

[Grizzlyjin]

So I'm thinking OP was at the neighbors house. He let the neighbor's dog into the house. The dog isn't allowed in the house so the neighbor got mad at the op and told him to vacuum because the dog sheds. That right?

Haha. Oh man, I wish someone would try and pull that on me. The most you'd get is a "Whoops" if it isn't my dog. Trying to make me vacuum in that situation is some shit someone would do to embarrass you. They're going to need to vacuum their house anyway.

 

[lenovox1]

Bro, stop shedding and you won't get your human's neighbors in trouble.

And, don't worry, your human won't make you vacuum up your own fur. You don't even have thumbs.

Spoiler

Is that how this exercise works?

 

[QuantumBro]

Draw a picture OP.

Did you let the dog in cause it was cold or barking?

 

[The Illiterati]

The dog is inside my house. You let my dog inside. You are to blame for my dog inside the house. The house is with dog inside. You let the dog inside the house that I am inside. Inside my house is the dog that is mine. My dog is inside the house that it is inside which is mine.

 

[Reset]

I think the OP is saying he was at his neighbor's home and he let their dog in when he wasn't supposed to since the dog sheds. And now the dog made a mess in their home and they want the OP to clean it up since he let the dog in.

 

[gnexus]

but who was phone

 

[parrotbeak]

The friends came over the night before? How can she prove it's not their fur. I would demand a dna test.

 

[fart town usa]

This is a dog owner who clearly shouldn't own a dog or least should have done more research into dog breeds. There are plenty of breeds that don't shed.

Your neighbor is an uptight jackass.

 

[Vital Tundra]

So OP is the dog, right?

 

[aliengmr]

I feel like, that by even asking the question, you should go and vacuum their place.

 

[JesseZao]

Draw a picture OP.

Did you let the dog in cause it was cold or barking?

Yes! We need appropriately labeled colors to help us understand.

 

[Thebeardofknowledge]

Sounds like your neighbor made you their personal bitch

 

[Dre]

Put the dog in one of your three freezers, that'll stop the shedding for sure.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

wtf is this

now i have to see this through to the end!

 

[Heshinsi]

I think I got it. OP was over at neighbours house, and then let the neighbours dog in without confirming first if the dog was allowed into the house. Neighbour got pissed, and then gave OP chores to do like a misbehaving child.

 

[Kuro Madoushi]

The dog's main problem is that she sheds, so there's a house rule that the dog can't be inside the house. The dog started shedding this season, so there's a lot more shedding than usual.

I did the irresponsible thing, so I let the dog inside because I really like the dog.

Then your neighbor asks you to vacuum the living room because of fur. She had guests over the previous night, and there was fur on the couches.

I need to find a way to apologize to my neighbor. I got yelled at and I didn't enjoy the experience, but she must've had good friends over.

Let me try to untangle this:
You were over at your neighbor's place and you let their dog inside because you like the dog and wanted to pet it/spend time with it and the dog proceeded to shed everywhere once you let it in? When the neighbour found out you let their dog into their house, the neighbour got upset and wanted you to clean up since the dog wasn't allowed inside.

If the neighbour explicitly told you not to let the dog in beforehand, then that's on you and you should clean up. If your neighbour didn't say anything beforehand about not letting the dog in, then tell your neighbour to fuck off.

 

[Necromanti]

I'm assuming the neighbor keeps their dog outside. OP made the mistake of letting their dog inside of their house, which they did not like. As punishment for letting the dog in, they're making the OP vacuum up.

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]