ItAintEasyBeinCheesy
it's 4th of July in my asshole
Game ova Aus still No. 1. lol just started streaming the game and last wicket, good stuff.
Grug said:VICTORY
Sing it bitches!
Under the Southern Cross we stand!
A sprig of wattle in our hand!
A product of our native land!
AUSTRALIA you fucking beauty!
Tim the Wiz said:Disappointing end to South Africa's first promising innings of the series and there goes the hopes of claiming number one Test status this year. Smith really needs to sit out of the game for a while and focus on recovering from his injuries.
tri_willy said:aussies 2-0 up and there's a certain person i would like to see posting in regards to the aussie wins. yea we all know who you are...
ItAintEasyBeinCheesy said:He just needs to proper protection when playin Aus
Grug said:Just what you'd expect from the clear two best cricket teams in the world.
Cerebral Assassin said:Deluded Aussie. Have you already forgotten how clueless you looked in India? About 3/4 aussies would get into a mixed team with India how can you say you are better. Hell now England have got rid of Moores even the ashes are up for grabs.
Cerebral Assassin said:And anyone who has followed cricket for a substantial period of time has seen the end of dynasties before this looks extremely similar.
Now that a series defeat for Graeme Smith and his men is inevitable, Australia can breathe easy in the knowledge that the Reliance Mobile ICC Test Championship mace will be returning with them to Cricket Australias headquarters in Melbourne along with a cheque for US$175,000.
Consolation for the Proteas could still come in the form of a cheque for US$75,000 for being ranked second in the table when the cut-off date comes around. But if Australia wins the third and final Test in Cape Town, South Africa will drop below India into third position and it will be Mahendra Singh Dhonis team that claims the prize money for coming second in the rankings on the 1 April cut-off date.
If the final Test in Cape Town ends in a draw with Australia winning the series 2-0, South Africa and India would be level on exactly 118 ratings points, meaning the prize money for coming second would be shared equally between them.
Before the series, Australias lead had been cut to five ratings points and a series win of any kind would have been enough for South Africa to go top. But after its disappointment of losing 2-1 at home to the Proteas, Australia emerged stronger and more determined than ever to stay on top of the world.
If Australia wraps up the final Test it will go to 130 ratings points, some 12 clear of India in second. But a win for the Proteas will mean the gap is just nine points.
Grug said:South Africa will be desperate to win the final test.
tri_willy said:aussies 2-0 up and there's a certain person i would like to see posting in regards to the aussie wins. yea we all know who you are...
Time to eat humble pie - we were wrong
By Robert Craddock
March 12, 2009 It happened just as we thought it would. Well, sort of.
We thought a left-handed opening batsman might score two centuries in a Test but we thought his name would have been Smith not Hughes.
We thought a quick bowler had the potential to put a batsmen in hospital but we thought his name would be Steyn not Johnson.
There's no doubt we sensed the key factor in the winning side would be a group of fast bowlers working as a pack - but we thought their names would be Steyn, Morkel and Ntini not Johnson, Hilfenhaus and Siddle.
And, yes, we shouted from the rooftops that it could be all over after two Tests - but 2-0 Australia? No way.
We had Australia Dead and Buried as of December 31, 2008.
So it's hats off to Ricky Ponting and company and humble pie to the rest of us as we celebrate one of the great offshore wins in Australian cricket history.
Pound for pound it might even be the best of the lot for although Australia have beaten everyone, everywhere over the past decade, they have never done so with a 20-year-old opening batsmen, three bowlers playing their first full series and a new No. 6.
Put it right up there with Australia beating the West Indies in the lion's den in 1995 - and maybe higher, because we didn't know it at the time but the West Indies were in major decline. Whereas this South African side are supposed to be in or nearing their prime. Put a lot of it down to the skipper Ricky Ponting, whose captaincy reign is a bit like Sir Donald Bradman's.
When Bradman took over as a relatively young player he was handed the supreme challenge of managing players older than he was, and didn't find it easy.
But on the 1948 tour of England - perhaps the greatest tour of all - a 39-year-old Bradman had complete control of a younger side who worshipped at his altar, as Ponting has now.
Ponting's greatest triumph is Mitchell Johnson.
From the moment they were paired together in a boot camp in Queensland before the last Ashes series Ponting has made him a project player, showing belief in him even when his wavering form had other people question the merit of such a high rating.
But he has now discovered the man can be to him what Dennis Lillee was to Ian Chappell, Harold Larwood was to Douglas Jardine, Glenn McGrath was to Mark Taylor and Steve Waugh - the big-time performer worthy of taking the new ball in any World XI.
The temptation is to conclude from South Africa that another era of relentless success is on the way, but that would be a premature call. In South Africa, Australia were expected to lose but exploded through the hosts' dropped guard. But they won't sneak up on anyone now.
They are already firming favourites to beat England in England, despite the fact that only three members of the top 11 have played Tests there.
There will be plenty of speed bumps on the road ahead.
But for the moment they are deservedly sitting on top of the mountain - and the view has never looked better.
I dont live on forums, posting from a basement in their parents house. :lol :lol :lolGrug said:You could draw a chart that shows a fascinating correlation between that certain poster's absence and the performance of the Australian team.
Downhill skiier.
irfan said:I dont live on forums, posting from a basement in their parents house. :lol :lol :lol
Yes, genius. I've been here but only for a few minutes. Unfortunately your skull mass is more bone than grey matter, so you wouldnt understand this. :lol :lol :lol (I have what 7 posts in the last 2 weeks compared to your 140+ in the same period) Actively posting!!!!exclamation_bold_italic_attention_whoreGrug said:Didn't take more than 30 seconds to see that you have pretty much been on here quite often over the past fortnight... actively posting. Try again champ. Don't make me draw a chart.
Just be a man and worship at the altar of Ricky Ponting like the rest of the objective cricket world is.
P.S. Houses in Australia don't have basements and my parents live in another city entirely. Thumbs up!
P.P.S. laughing at your own jokes is not a great look.
the only way to go .. is down
irfan said:India at 116/7 :lol , Dhoni should have atleast tried new players given the series is already in the bag.
Dude, werent you the first one to post a picture of roadkill and saying that was India. You are the purest form of class, arent you? You are the Pup of GAF, whiny little lying bitch. Oh werent you missing for a while when India grinded Australia in the one day series? :lolGrug said:Post of the year. How is that for epic spin. I said wow.
LOL at Australia being number 1! The only way is down!
Ranking has been held since March 2003... you just keep on waiting champ.
Resorting to insinuations of people sleeping with their parents now... pure class this bloke. Proved it when he said he wipes his ass with the Australian flag, and reconfirmed it today. The Harbhajan Singh of GAF.
This confirms it, a lot of Aussie GAFFERs are delusional. (And cant spell properly :lol )master15 said:Ifrans bitter tears. Love it! :lol
Yeah, I switched over to this game when the India collapsed. I dont mind losing as long as the game is close, like this was. Bye bye Australia.Pachael said:Let's try this again: India sending Australia out of the World Cup - Australia fail again :lol
http://content.cricinfo.com/wwc2009/content/story/395146.html
See? Model of responsibility and balance of bias right hereI'm hoping everyone follows women's cricket
In other news, the Vics have the advantage of the rain washing out a day's play, which puts the Bulls in a harder spot to win the game and snatch the Sheffield Cup away.
Oh boy, it must really hurt. :lolRandomVince said:How many world #1 rankings or world championship titles do india hold anyway? (aside from that fake twenty20 category)
Good for his arrogance, serves him right. He's the least liked player in the Indian team, also the least credible but in comparison to Pup & Symo, he's an angel.medrew said:In the bag isn't good enough. Harbhajan said they would win it 5 nil. We wouldn't want him to lose his credibility now would we?
Grug said:LMAO.
Where did this muppet go?
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irfan said:Oh boy, it must really hurt. :lol
irfan said:Dude, werent you the first one to post a picture of roadkill and saying that was India. You are the purest form of class, arent you?
irfan said:Oh werent you missing for a while when India grinded Australia in the one day series? :lol
irfan said:Good for his arrogance, serves him right. He's the least liked player in the Indian team, also the least credible but in comparison to Pup & Symo, he's an angel.
Rezbit said:Thread is getting shitted up again...
Can't we all just get along and discuss our wonderful game of cricket?
RandomVince said:Missed this gem. Harbajhan is the least liked player in all of cricket. Who the fuck
a) Slaps a teammate
b) Racially taunts opponents and then hides behind his captain
c) Refuses to walk after being clean bolwed
Answer: the same obnoxious little weed you somehow decide is an 'angel'. :lol
Grug said:Tall poppy syndrome looms as large as ever. As long as the Australians continue to hold the ICC Test Championship mace, there will be those desperate to cut us down. The real men will do it on the cricket field. The nobodies will just snipe.
RandomVince said:With the exception of your Brisbane avatar, I am compelled to agree with you entirely.
Grug said:
RandomVince said:I noticed it a few weeks back. My contribution will begin when the Bombers get their first 4 points
RandomVince said:Missed this gem. Harbajhan is the least liked player in all of cricket. Who the fuck
a) Slaps a teammate
b) Racially taunts opponents and then hides behind his captain
c) Refuses to walk after being clean bowled & said "fuck you!" to KP
Answer: the same obnoxious little weed you somehow decide is an 'angel'. :lol
History lesson? I dont suffer from short term memory loss unlike some people ..Grug said:History lesson for Irfan. I'll do it in bullet form as it would appear comprehension isn't your strong suit.
India ARE Australia's roadblock. Maybe you dont understand what roadblock means .. twice they are the only team to have ruined Australia's winning streak.Grug said:- You started a thread during the test series saying India was Australia's roadblock.
Yes, after including the Sydney Shame. Nice one you have for the history books, victims for the body-line but offenders now.Grug said:- Australia wins said test series.
That should sum up that you clearly dont understand the meaning of "roadblock", the winning streak was already over. Your post did not make any sense, was purely offensive, troll material.Grug said:- Grug posts picture of roadkill with a caption indicating clearly (at least to the literate) that the Indian roadblock did not amount to much. Nary a nationalistic sentiment in sight. That is until...
Yes, you attack one country and expect no retaliation? I immediately changed that picture towards you.Grug said:- ...Irfan posts picture of the Australian flag and says he uses it as toilet paper.
I didnt complain like a whiny little Aussie (Symonds, Ponting, Grug, master15, other_whiny_little_aussie_sheilas_on_this_forum) so Mods get one side of the story and only ban me for a week, again I dont mind because I dont live on these forums unlike some people ... And what comes around goes around.Grug said:- Mods take good look at thread, immediately understanding what was going on and deal with Irfan accordingly.
Oh boy, such a sport you are. Just like Ponting and the rest of his mates. Tsk tsk. The one lying was you with the one-side story, now it is complete with both sides of the coin.Grug said:Once again, another attempt to rewrite history.
Yes, I was missing for a massive 8 hours or so. Considering that I was at the game in question, made it a bit hard to post.:lol
Pretty sure I logged back on the next morning and gave the Indian team the credit that was due. C'mon dude, you're just embarrassing yourself here. All the stuff you are lying about is archived here for all to see.
I wont miss your gem, so here goes:RandomVince said:Missed this gem. Harbajhan is the least liked player in all of cricket. Who the fuck
a) Slaps a teammate
b) Racially taunts opponents and then hides behind his captain
c) Refuses to walk after being clean bolwed
Answer: the same obnoxious little weed you somehow decide is an 'angel'. :lol
irfan said:Yes, after including the Sydney Shame. Nice one you have for the history books, victims for the body-line but offenders now.
Pot.Kettle.Black.Grug said:The historical revisionism rolls on. What is it about the Sydney test that Australia should be classed as offenders for?
Hahaha, "some". I dont think any other match can EVER come close to this one in terms of horribly out of sane-mind decisions and appeals. See who's the one trying to "revise" here ..Grug said:- Some questionable umpiring (Not Australia's fault)
I'm after Pup because he's one whiny little bitch, thats it. And he's the most selfish one to boot. Remarkable combination. Nothing else, he's attempts to bowl are as good as Yuvraj's attempts. Once in a blue moon day, he may give some results. Thats it.Grug said:- The Indian tail being unable to to survive one Michael Clarke over and save the test (Once again, not Australia's fault, but may explain your Michael Clarke obsession).
Proved? No. Case closed. Tendulkar's word is more than enough for me. Even Symo wasnt sure anymore .. :lol Oh boy, you cant revise history or facts like this Gruggy.Grug said:- Harbhajan Singh calling Andrew Symonds a monkey (Once more, not Australia's fault)
YES! That did hurt a bit and as much as I disagreed with it, I'm glad they did it just to ignite folks like you. Well done BCCI.Grug said:- The Indian cricket board completely disrespecting the ICC's disciplinary procedures and holding the entire game to ransom (yup, not Australia's fault).
Um, where the players claiming bounce catches, caught behinds (from Gilly!! :lol ) 2 inches from the bat etc. so and so forth.Grug said:So pray tell Irfan, why are the Australian cricket team 'offenders'?
See above, the match is referred to a Sydney Shame for a reason. The whole world took notice and I'm sure it's a feat that wont happen ever again in the world and its even more guaranteed that fair-minded Australians wont let that happen again on Australian soil.Grug said:Only in your delusional little world could an Indian player racially taunting an Australian player followed by the Indian cricket board thumbing their nose at world cricket somehow be construed as Australia's fault.
You are clearly out of your mind.
irfan said:Proved? No. Case closed. Tendulkar's word is more than enough for me. Even Symo wasnt sure anymore .. :lol Oh boy, you cant revise history or facts like this Gruggy.
irfan said:Pot.Kettle.Black.
Hahaha, "some". I dont think any other match can EVER come close to this one in terms of horribly out of sane-mind decisions and appeals. See who's the one trying to "revise" here ..
I'm after Pup because he's one whiny little bitch, thats it. And he's the most selfish one to boot. Remarkable combination. Nothing else, he's attempts to bowl are as good as Yuvraj's attempts. Once in a blue moon day, he may give some results. Thats it.
Proved? No. Case closed. Tendulkar's word is more than enough for me. Even Symo wasnt sure anymore .. :lol Oh boy, you cant revise history or facts like this Gruggy.
YES! That did hurt a bit and as much as I disagreed with it, I'm glad they did it just to ignite folks like you. Well done BCCI.
Um, where the players claiming bounce catches, caught behinds (from Gilly!! :lol ) 2 inches from the bat etc. so and so forth.
See above, the match is referred to a Sydney Shame for a reason. The whole world took notice and I'm sure it's a feat that wont happen ever again in the world and its even more guaranteed that fair-minded Australians wont let that happen again on Australian soil.