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[chalkitdown1]

Woah, so pizza really is serious business in New York, eh?

 

[DrForester]

Woah, so pizza really is serious business in New York, eh?

They have to compensate for it being inferior to Chicago style pizza.

 

[B-Dubs]

They have to compensate for it being inferior to Chicago style pizza.

Why must you lie like this? Inferiority complexes aren't pretty, just admit New York style is better than that overgrown casserole Chicago calls pizza.

 

[DrForester]

This Samantha sketch is in the running for worst segment ever...

 

[B-Dubs]

New Yorkers are obsessed with the idea that their pizza is the best evar and no one can compete. Which is what leads to freakouts when e.g. someone reviews some random place in California as having the best pizza in the country.

I don't really get it, it's not like the city doesn't have plenty of other claims to fame.

We just don't like it when other cities start thinking they're better than us when they so obviously aren't.

 

[BigJonsson]

Samantha Bee killed it tonight, wow

 

[JDSN]

That Samantha Bee thing...what the hell?

 

[B-Dubs]

That Samantha Bee thing...what the hell?

It's a parody of the "1 woman off-off-off-broadway shows" that go on in the city. It was actually pretty tame considering what it was a parody of.

 

[explodet]

Sam Bee's been in New York too long.

It's a parody of the "1 woman off-off-off-broadway shows" that go on in the city. It was actually pretty tame considering what it was a parody of.

I was gonna add a couple more "offs" but this pretty much hits the nail on the head.

 

[Messofanego]

Oh god Samantha Bee was brilliant.

I'm so using this for the future:

 

[Clydefrog]

I thought the Samantha Bee thing was hilarious.

YOU HAVE A WIIIIIIIIIFE

 

[explodet]

Stolen from the Laugh Pics thread.

 

[Clydefrog]

jason jones' schrodinger's cat thing was HILARIOUS

 

[gabbo]

jason jones' schrodinger's cat thing was HILARIOUS

Quantum physics and dick jokes. There is no better combination.

 

[Dragon1893]

I'll never, ever, get tired of watching this.

 

[DrForester]

Go Horse Ghosts!

 

[DrForester]

Without Levar Burton, I can't see this topping the Great Gatsby episode.

 

[DrForester]

I wish Colbert had made some mention that the Mars rover that took those picture was not Curiosity, but Opportunity, which this Saturday will be celebrating it's 10th year on Mars despite only expecting a 90 day mission.

 

[explodet]

He was too busy abusing that poor martian.

 

[canoli2006]

Colbert won the Grammy for Best Spoken Word!

 

[gabbo]

Colbert won the Grammy for Best Spoken Word!

Roll out the Who's Honouring Me Know carpets, we're getting a lot of 'Woo!'s tonight.

 

[BatDan]

Oh my god, getting the Jersey Boys to sing to Sean Hannity.

 

[JDSN]

I love when Jon brings his old friends from his stand up days in the show, it feels like an episode of Comedians in Cars getting Coffee.

 

[ActStriker]

This Samantha Bee segment is great.

 

[Tamanon]

This guy seriously just said that everyone gets food in a capitalist economy......

 

[ActStriker]

This guy seriously just said that everyone gets food in a capitalist economy......

We found the solution to world hunger!

 

[Avon Barksdale]

Enjoying Colbert's coverage of the Superb Owl.

 

[CF_Fighter]

I always love Colbert's segments using live animals.

 

[gabbo]

This guy seriously just said that everyone gets food in a capitalist economy......

Saliva and broken morale are food now I guess?

 

[chalkitdown1]

Was the Louis CK segment uncensored on tv or just the web version?

I always find it weird when they choose to do that, especially like last when it was just for one use of the word fuck in a throwaway fashion.

It should always be uncensored on the web, though, don't know why they bleep things on the internet.

 

[Keasar]

Holy shit at the balcony throwing congressman, and these people also wants guns around?

 

[chalkitdown1]

That was incredible. What a psycho.

 

[Silkworm]

I always love Colbert's segments using live animals.

Then I'm guessing you liked his stint in the Puppy Bowl. Twas so cute

 

[Messofanego]

Louis CK and Jon Stewart touching faces

 

[Shard]

The saga of pizza continues.

 

[Milabrega]

The first segment with DeBlasio was hilarious. Should have brought up dropping Chuck the groundhog too.

 

[chalkitdown1]

Bill de Blasio is great.

 

[BatDan]

The part when Jon brought out the Double Gulp was so great, especially after he spent so much time talking about Bloomberg banning it.

And pizza is serious business!

 

[DrForester]

Patrick Stewart is amazing.

 

[gabbo]

Colbert's interview with Pussy Riot may have been the best interview he's done in a long time.

 

[B-Dubs]

Patrick Stewart is amazing.

That really was the greatest thing ever

 

[Shadow780]

Patrick Stewart is amazing.

He really is the happiest man on earth.

 

[Socreges]

Rachael Price from Lake Street Dive. Oh my.

Also liked how Colbert's mid-guest was someone whose views didn't completely align with the views of the show.

 

[explodet]

Jason Jones' Music Man/Monorail song would have been the best thing this week, but there's simply no beating Patrick "Jade Rabbit" Stewart.

 

[chalkitdown1]

I fucking love Jason Jones. Best correspondent by far.

 

[Rehynn]

Agreed. The dude is amazing, I can't believe he could pull off a musical bit like that.

 

[gabbo]

Agreed. The dude is amazing, I can't believe he could pull off a musical bit like that.

I said aloud "This feels like a monorail is coming to town.", and I was not disappointed. Some really damn good shows this week.

 

[DietRob]

Yay, time to visit the summit of bullshit mountain again.

 

[Kaleinc]

Is there any way to watch older episodes, back to the time Stewart started hosting?

 

[JDSN]

Holy crap, Pussy Riot implied Putin was pedophile, you could see the moment Colbert flinches as if afraid for those girls. You can tell the brunette has seen some shit.