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[Penguin]

I completely lost it at "The Boston Whiteskins".

White Power!

I don't think you want that for a slogan

 

[Shadow780]

That sequence about drafting black players had me rolling, so good.

 

[popeutlal]

So Larry Wilmore is Colbert's replacement...don't think he's funny enough.

 

[Avon Barksdale]

Larry Wilmore will be taking over the 11:30 slot for Colbert. The show will be called The Minority Report with Larry Wilmore.

 

[diaspora]

Larry Wilmore will be taking over the 11:30 slot for Colbert. The show will be called The Minority Report with Larry Wilmore.

I've always enjoyed Larry's appearances so I'll give it a shot.

 

[BatDan]

Oh Donald Sterling... you need to know to be quiet.

... God damn it Karl Rove.

 

[Shard]

God god, how many international places has Jason Jones been to at this point?

 

[B-Dubs]

God god, how many international places has Jason Jones been to at this point?

He should just change his first name to Indiana at this point.

 

[Shard]

He should just change his first name to Indiana at this point.

They made that joke tonight actually.

 

[chalkitdown1]

That Blondie performance on Wednesday was so bad.

 

[canoli2006]

That Blondie performance on Wednesday was so bad.

Watching it now. It's not that great but Debbie looks good.

 

[gabbo]

God god, how many international places has Jason Jones been to at this point?

With that in mind, how many places has he been declared persona non grata in?

 

[explodet]

With that in mind, how many places has he been declared persona non grata in?

I'm sure after all the business with Maziar Bahari he's not too keen about going back to Iran.

Then there's Russia, India, Canada, and probably the most exotic of them all, Wasilla Alaska.

 

[chalkitdown1]

Yesterday's Moment of Zen was maybe the best ever. Laughing my arse off for 2 minutes afterwards.

 

[B-Dubs]

Return of the food wars.

 

[chalkitdown1]

The Jason Jones bit was god-tier last night. Fucking hell, Indian media is worse than the US's.

 

[explodet]

The Jason Jones bit was god-tier last night. Fucking hell, Indian media is worse than the US's.

It was a great angle - Jones just sounded so dejected when interviewing that guy.

EDIT: Damn, I just got to the part with the paid article. Holy shit.

 

[Clydefrog]

The Jason Jones bit was god-tier last night. Fucking hell, Indian media is worse than the US's.

So is this CNN part of our shit CNN?

Unfortunately, yes.

hahahaha

 

[B-Dubs]

So is this CNN part of our shit CNN?

Unfortunately, yes.

hahahaha

From what I can tell, it's just as bad if not worse.

Holy shit at the paid article stuff. In what universe did anyone decide stuff like that was ok, I'm shocked Murdoch hasn't been trying to bring that sort of thing over here.

 

[adamsappel]

Well, when Jason Jones says that similar things in the US have "This is an advertisement" at the top, that's only there because people made a stink about look-alike pages that used the same fonts and layout as the magazines they appeared in and weren't labeled as being ads.

 

[chalkitdown1]

Jason Jones' final India report was really good chit.

 

[Messofanego]

So, the USA has fucked over veteran affairs for over 200 years!

What an incredible segment: World of WarriorShaft - Terrible Memory Lane

The India Jones segment was amazing, too. Showing the good side with the election democracy without discrimination and the bad side with the tv shows (hey, Pakistan news shows are as bad as Fox News opinion crap too) and paid news bias with that Jason Jones story in the actual big newspaper!

EDIT: Just saw the clean chit last part bahahaha

 

[explodet]

They apparently had a web version of that paid article, but for obvious reasons they took it down.

EDIT: Oh sweet, google cached it.

New most scientific poll displays that 97% of Indian voters trust award wanting fake journalist Jason Jones to deliver best Lok Sabha coverage in 2014. Known as the Bronto-from-toronto, a six-time Mr. Canada entrant, Jones hopes India will help ‘exercise my mind as well as my temple of a body’.

Perhaps unknown for the time being to an Indian audience, astute film-lover will remember him include thetaut, straight-to-video pshychological thriller After Alice and the award-winning television masterpiece ‘Terminal Invasion’, in which aliens in human disguise commandeer a rural airport during a snowstorm. And who could forget the unforgettable 13 minutes of screen time Jason had in the SciFI Channel’s original film Webs, when his character (Junior) and a local team of wacky electicians, led by Sir Richard Greico, teleport to a parallel universe where human-looking alien spiders run amok? But beyond all the glitz and glamour of those prestigious projects, Jason is most proud of the trilogy of ‘based on a true story’ films from which he has been cut: America’s Prince: The JFK Jr. Story, All American Girl: The Mary Kay Letourneau Story and, most recently, the Meg Ryan box office bonanza Against the Ropes: The Jackie Kallen Story, in which he shared absolutely no screen time with Meg Ryan.

Jones, of course, will learn as much about India as possible in the short time he’s here. In an exclusive interview with the star himself, Jones Revealed has learned that Jones will visit The National Gandhi Museum sometime this week. ‘Seeing Ben Kingsleyis performance in 1982’s Gandhi is second only to his work in Iron Man 3, which is a film I saw on opening night because of some important peple I know from being rich celebrity’, boasted Jones. ‘I’ve always wanted to know more about Gandhi since his name comes up frequently in conversations, and I feel like I have Googled him a long time ago’, the humble and relatable star continued.

Asked what his hopes are for his first trip to the sub-continent, Jones replied ‘Having stayed at the Trump Taj Mahal Hotel and Casino at Atlantic City New Jersey I think I have a pretty good understanding of India, but I can only hope that the nation will live up to expectations set when I ate lunch at the Indian Pavillion at Disney’s EPCOT center while waiting fot the 1: 15 showing of Captian EO to begin. The flatbread I had was so good I missed the showing, but it was Ok because I caught the 1: 45’.

 

[Messofanego]

They apparently had a web version of that paid article, but for obvious reasons they took it down.

EDIT: Oh sweet, google cached it.

Oh wow awesome XD

 

[Kaleinc]

They apparently had a web version of that paid article, but for obvious reasons they took it down.

EDIT: Oh sweet, google cached it.

This is the chit.

 

[B.K.]

It's Evil Stephen Colbert from the Mirror Universe!

 

[explodet]

He's starting to rock the RDJ.

... And he JUST explained it. HA.

 

[Henchmen21]

Jason Jones ripping his pants.


Nuff said.

 

[chalkitdown1]

Fox News are such pieces of shit. It's just.... I don't even know why I'm shocked at the shit they come out with anymore. This poor guy that was just released, I'd really love for him to come on the Daily Show or Colbert and tell them to go fuck themselves.

 

[Milabrega]

The Godzilla apology line slayed me.

 

[Keasar]

"Soccer, Soccer, Soccer, Soccer, Soccer, Soccer"

lolwut?

 

[chalkitdown1]

What on earth was going on with the hair on this Hamid Al-bayati guy last night? lol I couldn't tell if it was a terrible wig or some kind of spray-on hair.

 

[sammex]

"Soccer, Soccer, Soccer, Soccer, Soccer, Soccer"

lolwut?

America is like one of the few places in the world that doesn't call it football. We find this annoying.

 

[BigJonsson]

rofl @ shooting a friend in the face

 

[kehs]

Killing it tonight.

What a great sequence.

 

[canoli2006]

Killing it tonight.

What a great sequence.

Stewart or Colbert?

 

[chalkitdown1]

The Colbert segment on the conspiracies about the word cup on Fox! Holy shit! How is it possible for people to think like that?

 

[BatDan]

The show's back.

 

[Tamanon]

Man, he really shouldn't ever take time off. The world collapsed in two weeks.

 

[chalkitdown1]

Man, he really shouldn't ever take time off. The world collapsed in two weeks.

All kinds of big news and shit seem to go down whenever the show goes on a break.

Gives them plenty of material at least I guess.

 

[chalkitdown1]

The Vessyl segment on Colbert was outstanding. Completely slaughtered them.

 

[kehs]

Stewart killing again.

USA USA USA

 

[BatDan]

Good to see Jerry Seinfeld again.

 

[Dr.Acula]

What's up with Jon's lip?

 

[Jintor]

The joke with the correspondants popping up behind Jon would've been so much better if it wasn't obviously a cut to a pre-recorded thing

 

[gabbo]

What's up with Jon's lip?

I knew I wouldn't be the only one who noticed that.

 

[Battersea Power Station]

What's up with Jon's lip?

Probably a herpes flare-up. I've seen several people in the NY region with cold sores out. Something's going around I guess.

 

[Shard]

Welps, that is that, guilt until innocence proven.

 

[Shard]

I don't want The Colbert Report to end.

 

[TestMonkey]

I was about to switch channels during the Daily Show interview because George Takei can be hit and miss but turning it into a discussion about Japanese-American internment was really good.