Plans, I has them!
So, I'm hoping my copy arrives on Tuesday Morning (as Gameplay usually get stuff to you the day before), and as nobody will be here to receive it I can pick it up on my way to work on Wednesday morning. Wednesday will see me sitting at work, sweating as I stare glassy eyed at the box, counting the seconds until sweet, sweet freedom. I will then run home as fast as I can, praying public transport is kind to me. Once home I shall covet the box, opening it slowly, like undressing a lover, before losing patience and tearing the helmet from its pedestal and ramming the disc in to the 360.
I'll spend a little time in the menus, creating a logo for my online persona, tweaking the controls to my Halo 2 setup. Taking in every twitch, screen change, and menu item before finally heading back out and starting the campaign. On normal. I want my first time to be pleasing to me on many levels. I'll probably be able to get three steps in to the first mission before my girlfriend arrives home, demanding food at which point I'll give a wink and a smile to the 360 and turn it off, cooing quietly as I sit and eat, pretending to listen to her about her day.
Once eaten I'll return, lower the lights, raise the volume and continue onward, forever onward to victory and great justice.
To recap; pootle in the menus, play through on Normal to take in the story, once done some online to get the wind taken out of my sails before heading back at the weekend to play through on Co-Op in Heroic or Legendary depending on the number of players. I'll likely avoid Multiplayer until all the people obsessed with rank and "raping" are well out of my level range so I can, you know, enjoy that part as it was intended.