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[MisterR]

The show has been great since they came for the new year.

Less celebrities more wack pack and show crew ftw.

Yep, they have stepped up their game. Maybe some renewed energy with the new deal.

 

[Dalek]

Yeah I've really enjoyed the show lately.

 

[Tarkus]

Maybe HS fired Marci Turk

 

[Dalek]

I'm half retarded and half human.

 

[Maklershed]

I'm all guys, it is.

 

[Dalek]

Some good pranks lately, too:

White Power!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REJ...nzbgDwRWh9IbmFPqBveJ1WdQLPxY7xsjh0Zzm-B2DwmV3

Zika Virus Call
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d-6MUDkoTA

 

[Tarkus]

Antonoine Scalia

Oh Brutal Master

 

[CastleRybread]

Was anyone able to get a Jeff the Drunk mug? I almost bought one when they were up.

 

[Dalek]

.

 

[Maklershed]

Hello hello

 

[Dalek]

Hello hello

I want to have a commitment and I want to give a commitment.

 

[Tarkus]

So, is Eric Andre working in the back office everyday now as a writer? That might explain the increased quality of the show.

 

[op_ivy]

I want to have a commitment and I want to give a commitment.

I lost my lover, and I lost my best friend. And you lost your lover and you lost your best friend, but you gained a lover and you gained a best friend.

 

[Dalek]

I lost my lover, and I lost my best friend. And you lost your lover and you lost your best friend, but you gained a lover and you gained a best friend.

I really hurt a lot.

 

[Dr. Feel Good]

So, is Eric Andre working in the back office everyday now as a writer? That might explain the increased quality of the show.

The lump is not Eric Andre.

Past few weeks have been pretty damn good though.

 

[Tarkus]

I really hurt a lot.

Last Friday noight I felt like the biggest idiot in the history of the world. AndIgottatellyou I was pretty hurt.

 

[alr1ght]

Beet interviewed by TMZ
http://www.tmz.com/2016/02/25/beetlejuice-mike-t-yson-mayweather-fight/

 

[Tarkus]

Like right now I feel like my professional life is at a noine and my personal life is at like a two

 

[Dalek]

The conversation on friday where the entire staff was talking about Beet shitting on the floor, and then the cleaning woman who came to clean it up-I was laughing so hard. The two lines that killed me:

Howard said he got a call from HR and the cleaning lady deported herself. And then instead of leaving the country she flushed herself down the toilet.

 

[alr1ght]

So senior citizen Ronnie is marrying his 20 something year old girlfriend.
https://soundcloud.com/howardstern/ronniesproposal

 

[smurfx]

So senior citizen Ronnie is marrying his 20 something year old girlfriend.
https://soundcloud.com/howardstern/ronniesproposal

i haven't heard the show for the longest but is this the same girl he's been going out with or a new one?

 

[alr1ght]

same one.

 

[Tarkus]

Anybody got a pic? I bet she's hot.

 

[Dalek]

Anybody got a pic? I bet she's hot.

And what's gonna happen is he's gonna end up taking a nice drink.

 

[Grinchy]

"Do you, Stephanie, take this man to moan like the moon?"

 

[MarauderShields]

And what's gonna happen is he's gonna end up taking a nice drink.

She is in her 20s?

 

[appaws]

She is in her 20s?

I don't think so. For some reason I remember them saying she was maybe like 37 or something like that. Still a major score for an old codger like Ronnie.

 

[Dalek]

Get rid of these fucking wives, shit!

 

[Maklershed]

Let's fuck some whores! Yeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Uh ...whoa! Who wants a box?! I gave away a box!

And what's gonna happen is he's gonna end up taking a nice drink.

Wait - this is that girl from the booty shot in the bathroom with the NASCAR sign in the background?

 

[Grinchy]

Wait - this is that girl from the booty shot in the bathroom with the NASCAR sign in the background?

Yep, that's her. She's fucking cute. Ronnie did well for himself.

 

[Dalek]

Yep, that's her. She's fucking cute. Ronnie did well for himself.

Mommy's got Mummy Juice all over her hands.

 

[Maklershed]

I'm about marrying girls.

 

[op_ivy]

Every time I see this thread bumped I wonder what wack packer died.

 

[Tarkus]

Jeff the Drunk is the next to go, it is

 

[alr1ght]

the carbuncle will consume him.

 

[Tarkus]

and whatever is growing in his lungs

 

[Dr. Feel Good]

Did they just reinvent the show or what's the deal. We went from 5 weeks straight of female celebrity housewives to now all just wack packers???

 

[Dalek]

Did they just reinvent the show or what's the deal. We went from 5 weeks straight of female celebrity housewives to now all just wack packers???

Feels good, man.


"If you have 5 grapes, how many grapes do you have?"
"Twelve."

 

[Kuroyume]

Did they just reinvent the show or what's the deal. We went from 5 weeks straight of female celebrity housewives to now all just wack packers???

It's awesome. I keep replaying the Beet and Eric stuff from the past wek.

 

[Tarkus]

Who the fuck leaks from their dick after pissing? Howard has a big fat prostate confirmed.

 

[Dalek]

Who the fuck leaks from their dick after pissing? Howard has a big fat prostate confirmed.

....

It happens to me. And I'm only 38. It happens to me exactly like Howard says. Shake shake shake-nothing. Then all of a sudden...

 

[Tarkus]

....

It happens to me. And I'm only 38. It happens to me exactly like Howard says. Shake shake shake-nothing. Then all of a sudden...

Time for one of these:

 

[NYR]

Yo, fuck Howard for giving away spoilers for the Brothers Grimsby. Pretty shitty to give away a joke that they literally made an entire TV spot hinting about, was really looking forward to seeing what this was all about.

http://www.traileraddict.com/grimsby-2016/tv-spot-jimmy-kimmel

 

[appaws]

Who the fuck leaks from their dick after pissing? Howard has a big fat prostate confirmed.

....

It happens to me. And I'm only 38. It happens to me exactly like Howard says. Shake shake shake-nothing. Then all of a sudden...

Same for me. 41. It came out of nowhere a year or two ago. I've been to a urologist and had it checked out. Not much to do about it.

 

[Tarkus]

....

It happens to me. And I'm only 38. It happens to me exactly like Howard says. Shake shake shake-nothing. Then all of a sudden...

Same for me. 41. It came out of nowhere a year or two ago. I've been to a urologist and had it checked out. Not much to do about it.

Is this how my late 30's and 40's are going to be?

 

[Dalek]

Is this how my late 30's and 40's are going to be?

This will be the least of your concerns. This was the first year I've started to feel "old". Just random aches and pains out of nowhere-no energy and dripping like Howard said.

The other day my wife was on the phone and then tried to tell me something. I couldn't hear her and I just kept saying "WHO?" and "WHAT?". Something in the ear dries up-there's no lubrication.

 

[Maklershed]

Maybe she wasn't speaking with proper modulation.

 

[Dalek]

Maybe she wasn't speaking with proper modulation.

He likes fruit.

 

[Maklershed]

The coffee it's like a milk drink!

 

[Dalek]

He brings his own blueberries.