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The Official Howard Stern Show Thread

The Gottfried segment on last Tuesdays show was golden. He seemed to open up a lot more in this interview than any other interview I've ever heard him in on the Stern show. Trust me... I've heard every single one from 1996 onward (have a compilation :p)

Great stuff. Especially when Gilbert compared being visited by Howard Stern to being visited by the number 7 (height, weight, and nose reference).
 
Gilbert is the best guest the show has ever had (George doesn't count).

So many great moments, Dice Gottfried, Rabbi Gottfried, Dracula Gottfried asking black people if OJ is innocent, Groucho Gottfried, telling Jew jokes to the Austrian woman that gave him a ride to a directors house etc etc
 
Him spitting all over the studio is bizarre. I hope he won't be banned as a result though. Stupid thing for him to do but he's too good a guest to ban from the show.

Anyone else notice that the gossip game is no more?

I HATED the gossip game. The only thing that made it tolerable was when Artie would rip on Mike Walker. I'm glad to see it's gone. Strange though, how they wouldn't even acknowledge why they stopped doing it.
 
Ducky_McGee said:
Him spitting all over the studio is bizarre. I hope he won't be banned as a result though. Stupid thing for him to do but he's too good a guest to ban from the show.

Anyone else notice that the gossip game is no more?

I HATED the gossip game. The only thing that made it tolerable was when Artie would rip on Mike Walker. I'm glad to see it's gone. Strange though, how they wouldn't even acknowledge why they stopped doing it.
Yeah I commented on that a few weeks ago. And I agree .. its bizarre that they cut it then just never even mention it for some reason. I think maybe they paid Mike for that segment and after the new contract negotiation there wasn't any room in the budget for it anymore (read as: Howard didn't want to pay). That's just a guess. Makes no difference to me though ... no matter how hard I tried to pay attention I would always zone out when Mike read the stories. I think it was a combo of fast reading and use of a lot of alliteration. I generally had no idea what he was talking about. They got a lot of great prank calls with Mike's voice though.
 

slit

Member
Ducky_McGee said:
Him spitting all over the studio is bizarre. I hope he won't be banned as a result though. Stupid thing for him to do but he's too good a guest to ban from the show.

Anyone else notice that the gossip game is no more?

I HATED the gossip game. The only thing that made it tolerable was when Artie would rip on Mike Walker. I'm glad to see it's gone. Strange though, how they wouldn't even acknowledge why they stopped doing it.

Gilbert's not getting banned. Howard mentioned that Gilbert apologized to him about the whole incident and said it was just a stunt he thought would be funny but turned out bad. I agree about the gossip game I hated that shit with a passion. The only thing good to come out of that was Mike Walker's insane duck fart.
 

dustin

Neo Member
Anyone listen to today's show? Jesse James seems like such a festering piece of shit. Hearing him talk about how passionately he feels for the new chick he's about to marry when we all know what happened with his last marriages is just obnoxious.
 
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What are they doing in its place? They could at least do a Friday show type thing but I already know thats too much effort. So I'm guessing just another day of master tape?
 
The sci-fi convention and comicon ones were better. I'm going to the Phoenix comicon in a few weeks. I hope they send someone there so I can make up a ridiculous story and get on the air
 
I can't fucking STAND Howard's interviews with sports figures. The last Dennis Rodman segment was painful to sit through. You can't understand a fucking word this asshole says. These guys are more vapid than the porn whores that appear regularly.
 

gdt

Member
Technosteve said:
Sounds like Sirius is fucking Howard out of money, is he leaving the satellite for the internet?

No, he's not leaving.

But he alluded to having disputes with Sirius. Something about how they'd pay him something something in relation to the subscriber base, but they are saying the actual base (he should be paid by) is ~10 million, not the other bunch that came with the XM merger. He seemed to be shooting back that the merger would've never happened without him. I gathered that about that part, anyway. He went on for quite awhile, so I didn't pick all of it up. Read the recap on Marksfriggin, he'd probably have it in alot more detail.
 

dustin

Neo Member
I feel really sorry for Flava Flav. His insecurities seem to rule his life to the point where he can't even pretend to act serious when confronted with them. It was like Howard was trying to get a crazy puppy to heel or something every time he would try to get Flav to stop his retarded rambling. It's funny how both Flav and Brian Johnson both had their crazy partying days, but the way the two musicians came off during their interviews were absolutely night and day. Johnson is incredibly well spoken and intriguing whereas Flav, for lack of the better word, seems slightly above mentally retarded. An interesting interview nonetheless. What did you guys think?
 
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Technosteve said:
Sounds like Sirius is fucking Howard out of money, is he leaving the satellite for the internet?

From Bloomberg.com. Sirius XM Radio Inc. (SIRI) was sued by radio personality Howard Stern’s production company and his agent for failing to pay stock awards they claim were promised.

The suit was filed in New York state Supreme Court today by One Twelve Inc. and Stern’s agent, Don Buchwald. Sirius, which courted Stern when the company was running second to XM Satellite Radio Inc., promised to pay a series of stock awards if the radio company exceeded its subscriber estimates, according to the complaint. Buchwald was promised a fee of 10 percent of One Twelve’s compensation, they said.

Stern’s show began on Sirius in 2006. Two years later, the company merged with competitor XM and, in 2010, the total number of Sirius XM Radio subscribers hit 20 million, according to the complaint. Except for the first year of the Sirius contract, the company has refused to pay One Twelve the stock awards, according to the suit. The plaintiffs said in the complaint they are seeking unspecified amounts due with interest.

“When Sirius needed Stern, it promised him a share in any success that the company achieved,” according to the suit. “But now that Sirius has conquered its chief competitor and acquired more than 20 million subscribers, it has reneged on its commitment to Stern, unilaterally deciding that it has paid him enough.”

Patrick Reilly, a spokesman for New York-based Sirius XM Radio, said in an e-mail that the company “just signed a contract through 2015 with Howard Stern, and he is a valued part of our company. We were thus surprised and disappointed by the subsequent legal action.”

Reilly added that “We have met all of our obligations under the terms of our 2004 agreement with Howard, his agent and production company.”
 
I'm not usually one of those fans who constantly bitches about the show, but doesn't it seem like it kind of sucks as of late?

I was listening to some of the early Sirius shows and boy has it taken a dive since 2006-2007.
 
I hate to say it but I agree with you. I've been a fan since 1994 or so and I don't think I've missed a single episode since 2003 but I'm on the 3/29 episode now because I keep putting off listening to the show and listen to podcasts instead (you were great on Giant Bomb Gary Whitta!). The show is all Howard complaining about his parents or talking about technology stuff. They need conflicts, someone to change topics, someone to inject conflicting thoughts and provide their own topics/stories, something other than just Howard & Robin talking about the same stuff with each other. They could really use someone to fill that Jackie/Artie chair. I know he probably wouldn't do it but Colin Quinn would be great.
 
Maklershed said:
I hate to say it but I agree with you. I've been a fan since 1994 or so and I don't think I've missed a single episode since 2003 but I'm on the 3/29 episode now because I keep putting off listening to the show and listen to podcasts instead (you were great on Giant Bomb Gary Whitta!). The show is all Howard complaining about his parents or talking about technology stuff. They need conflicts, someone to change topics, someone to inject conflicting thoughts and provide their own topics/stories, something other than just Howard & Robin talking about the same stuff with each other. They could really use someone to fill that Jackie/Artie chair. I know he probably wouldn't do it but Colin Quinn would be great.

Howard said he thinks Shuli would be great and I agree with him. I like Shuli. I like Richard and Sal too.

The first couple years of Sirius were heavy on Richard, Sal, and Whack Packers. There was real excitement and electricity in each show. Lots of conflict, lots of wacky hijinks, lots of crazy characters. Strippers vs. Slow Adults, The Weight Loss Challenge, Sal's wife's emotional friend, The Football Picks, numerous melt downs between Artie and Sal/Richard/High Pitch Mike/Andrew Dice Clay, Ralph, Teddy.

Now it seems like Howard is on auto pilot and each new show is just another day at the office.

He NEEDS someone to fill the Artie chair.
 
Steve Langford's monster fat penis (monster fat penis)

I need it inside of meeee.

No no no, no no no Look, maybe you aren't Frank. The point is the calls need to stop. It's against the law.
 
I still get a lot of entertainment out of the show, only because Howard is inherently interesting to me, even when he's being a hypocrite or on autopilot. When the guests are interesting (ie not porn sluts, Joan Rivers or Lisa Lampanelli), Howard's still the best celeb interviewer around.

If the Artie chair must be filled though (and I don't think it will be on any permanent basis), I agree Colin Quinn would be a good choice. If they could get Chris Rock or Norm MacDonald to sit in for even a week, it would be great. But they're never gonna pay those guys what they'd want/deserve, even for just a George Takei-style sit-in. A shame.

And I want more of Sour Shoes doing Gary....Gary's sincere question of "do I really sound that feminine" made me lol a couple weeks ago. And I could listen to them goof on Scott The Engineer for an entire show. Enough already with Ronnie though. And dammit, I want at least one last Elegant Elliot appearance sometime before it's all over, right?
 
"YOU SYPHYALITTIC HEMOPHILIAC VICTIM!! RIGHT?!"

Elegant was by far my favorite whack packer. I loved the fact that in the mid 2000s he was still trying to sell a vhs tape. Its a shame he's not allowed in the Sirius building anymore.
 
Just saw a surreal moment in which Benji was being discussed on Lawrence O'Donnell's show. Apparently he disrupted Anthony Weiner's resignation speech today.
 
Colin Quinn wouldn't be right for the show. I think Greg Fitzsimmons is just abrasive enough to be a great addition and something completely different from Artie. That fucking chair does need to be filled though and Howard's reluctance to do it just shows his declining ability to gauge what's good for the show.
 

gdt

Member
The chair won't get filled, if ever, until Artie comes back on the show for an interview, like he's been wanting to do for awhile.
 
The Jackson Pollock thread just reminded me of the contest where Robin couldn't pick out the original Pollock despite all her love for it and the talk of what emotions it evokes.

BTW if they put the E shows out on dvd sets would anyone here buy them? I know I would in a second.
 

cubanb

Banned
Did anyone see Benjy's appearance at Weiner's resignation? There are a couple stories about it:

http://gawker.com/5812696/anthony-weiner-resigns-as-hecklers-ask-about-the-length-of-his-penis
http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/06/16/even-a-media-circus-needs-a-clown/

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It also turns out that Howard TV was there to capture it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjHLZvwDDS4&hd=1
 

gdt

Member
Howard's story opening the show was quite interesting. It has to be very tense between him and the higher ups right now. Will be interesting to hear what is the outcome of the case. But they could just settle, with a NDA on top.
 
gdt5016 said:
Howard's story opening the show was quite interesting. It has to be very tense between him and the higher ups right now. Will be interesting to hear what is the outcome of the case. But they could just settle, with a NDA on top.
I shudder at the thought of how low this show will sink if he loses that case.

Even if he's the best paid they do treat him and the other radio shows like shit, Opie and Anthony for example. In some ways Siruis is more restrictive than even terrestrial radio pre-Janet Jackson tit.
 

danootz

Member
There was a clip that was played during the break before Robin's News.
It sounded like howard and robin were being attacked by someone and there was a back and forth about how one or the other would be hearing from their lawyer and Robin was just shocked at what was happening.

What was going on there? When did it happen?
I thought it might have been a clip from one of the Vegas shows they did.

Any ideas?
 
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