Thrakier, I think you've established you're thoroughly disappointed with the game, for reasons only you can see and that surely must exist because you're special. Is there anything else you'd like to contribute to the discussion? Will you be okay?
Anyway, I played online campaign co-op for the first time last night. Brilliant stuff. I warmed up with 1-1 and 1-2 on Veteran, two stages I consistently enjoy due to the sharp contrast between sunlight and darkness, as well as grisly details like the Judas goat and the shrine of candles and skulls. RE5's beginning is masterful, both the opening cutscenes and, especially, the glowering stares of the Majini on your way into town. I took a detour through the back alley and saw a new scripted event, of a man struggling as two Majini dragged him away. And my partner died on the battle in Public Assembly, at which point I saw a cutscene of the Majini stomping and stabbing her from her point of view. I'm still noticing new stuff despite fervent replays, so that's good.
I also fully upgraded the H&K P8 for its fast rate of fire and piercing power. My buddy will use it as Sheva, while I wield the L. Hawk as my small gun of choice. Once I finish Veteran I'll be off to Professional, and judging at the difference between Normal and Veteran (faster Majini, with grapples and face-huggers that drain twice as much health), I suspect the leap from Veteran to Professional will be impressive. I'm half-dreading it, half-anticipating!