RoryDropkick
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For those that played Bayonetta 2.. Anyone think about Nelson when the end credits played?
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The Simpsons |OT2| It's a pornography thread- We were posting pornography
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PeakPointMatrix
Member
Boss Doggie
all my loli wolf companions are so moe
Huh, what episode is that "hobo" Homer?
Treehouse of Horror IX. The "Terror of Tiny Toon" segment.
"Dad, I'm really sorry, but I charged $350 on your credit card."
"What?"
"Don't worry, here's the cash!"
"Woohoo! $350! Now I can buy seventy transcripts of Nightline!"
Vote for best hobo
Don't worry, I'm not a stabbing hobo, I'm a singing hobo.
♫ Nothin' beats the hobo life, stabbin' folks with my hobo knife
Patrick Bateman
Member
They call him the Galloping Gazelle.
His habitat-- the frozen tundra of Soldier Field.
For six seasons and two Pro Bowls he grazed on the tasty green turf of the end zone until one fateful Sunday in November when the Gazelle was stopped in his tracks by a big cat named Wayne Shashefski.
His habitat-- the frozen tundra of Soldier Field.
For six seasons and two Pro Bowls he grazed on the tasty green turf of the end zone until one fateful Sunday in November when the Gazelle was stopped in his tracks by a big cat named Wayne Shashefski.
Rhomega Beta
Member
Tell me, what advantages does this car have over say, a train, which I could also afford?
UberTag
Member
Mr. Plow
That's from Mr. Plow.
Professor Beef
Banned
Shut up, boy.
Nerdkiller
Membeur
BARTDOYOUWANTTOSEEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK!?
AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
The Dennis System
Banned
Some large men to see you, sir.
Patrick Bateman
Member
As my humor has grown and become more adult over the decades, I'll always laugh about Jay Sherman burping and because of this a car alarm goes off.
Also:
Mr. Burns: OK, Spielbergo, I want you to do for me what Spielberg did for Oskar Schindler.
Sr. Spielbergo: Schindler es muy bueno, Senor Burns es el diablo.
Mr. Burns: Pish posh! Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod! We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, damn it!
Also:
Mr. Burns: OK, Spielbergo, I want you to do for me what Spielberg did for Oskar Schindler.
Sr. Spielbergo: Schindler es muy bueno, Senor Burns es el diablo.
Mr. Burns: Pish posh! Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod! We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, damn it!
UberTag
Member
Poor Hibbert's got a yellow hand in this pic.I just watched Lisa The Iconoclast when I realized how much I love Quimby's face when he pops up between Homer and Hibbert while Wiggum sings Camptown Races with Jebediah Springfield's skull in hand:
KirbyStamped
Member
Okay, so, I've got a question regarding a joke in Bart Gets An Elephant that I have NEVER gotten in my life. For some reason I was thinking about it all day at work and I couldn't make sense of it.
When Homer is looking for buyers for Stampy, the very first person he talks to says that he needs a large African elephant, and he needs it today, but it's just not what he's looking for. Homer says Stampy is, but then the guy replies "Well it is and it isn't", and Homer awkwardly replies "He likes peanuts".
What I don't get is what the guy is implying by saying Stampy is and isn't a large African elephant. I might be missing a word in the quote, as I'm thinking he also might say he's looking for a Bull elephant, which implies he's looking for a male elephant and the implication is that Stampy is actually female, but the way he even phrases by still referring to Stampy as a "he" makes me believe he means something else. Is, this, like, a gay reference that I'm just not getting?
Edit - When I say "gay", I'm referring to some LGBT innuendo that I'm just not understanding.
When Homer is looking for buyers for Stampy, the very first person he talks to says that he needs a large African elephant, and he needs it today, but it's just not what he's looking for. Homer says Stampy is, but then the guy replies "Well it is and it isn't", and Homer awkwardly replies "He likes peanuts".
What I don't get is what the guy is implying by saying Stampy is and isn't a large African elephant. I might be missing a word in the quote, as I'm thinking he also might say he's looking for a Bull elephant, which implies he's looking for a male elephant and the implication is that Stampy is actually female, but the way he even phrases by still referring to Stampy as a "he" makes me believe he means something else. Is, this, like, a gay reference that I'm just not getting?
Edit - When I say "gay", I'm referring to some LGBT innuendo that I'm just not understanding.
The Creator
Member
He's just trying to swindle Homer. He says he is but isn't meaning that the elephant is not as good as "it should be" to be an elephant or something like that.
Imagine the same conversation but with a car salesman.
Imagine the same conversation but with a car salesman.
KirbyStamped
Member
Ah, okay, thank you. Traditionally, the phrasing "He is and he isn't" out of context generally implies a double meaning to the subject of what someone is talking about, so I took it that "elephant" had some sort double entendre to it that I had just never heard (more to the point, I had thought it was potentially referring to a "well-endowed" man, if you will), with Homer reacting completely unaware and carrying on the conversion without getting the subtext. However, I have never heard elephant really used as a double-meaning before, so I wasn't just sure if I was just completely missing something.
And it turns out I was! Thanks guys!
And it turns out I was! Thanks guys!
RoryDropkick
Member
That makes sense. Here's the keys.
Nerdkiller
Membeur
I always thought Homer meant that as in the keys to the back yard so that the ivory dealer could pick him up, rather than Stampy as a vehicle.
The Real Abed
Perma-Junior
Well, you're wrong. Apparently you're not a viking at being right.
If anyone needs me, I'll be in the carhole.
What have I done?
Nerdkiller
Membeur
Why don't you come over to my latex comdom? Wouldn't you like to live in one of those?
And, tch. What idiot would say car hold?
The absolute worst period for this thread. It's inexplicable to me how anyone could get to that line of thinking.
Nerdkiller
Membeur
Sticking together is what good vikings do.
The Real Abed
Perma-Junior
It was obvious to you. Not everyone thinks like you though. Either way, I don't want to argue about something so silly. I'm not a viking at arguments.
Rhomega Beta
Member
This was the best part of The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons.
RoryDropkick
Member
Yeah, I always thought it was just Homer being Homer, to the point I started using the joke whenever I'd take my cat to the vet, in addition to the "oil change" and "paw pad retread" lame jokes I'd leave on the forms when asked why I was bringing her to the vet that day.
Tramampoline! Trambomboline!
The Dennis System
Banned
Well, my theory is that the subject will be socially maladjusted and will harbor a deep resentment towards me.
sonikokaruto
Banned
does anyone have a gif of a clockwork orange where the boys go out for some good in n out?
Rhomega Beta
Member
First clip of Simpsonrama: http://insidetv.ew.com/2014/11/05/simpsons-futurama-crossover-simpsorama/
Nerdkiller
Membeur
Nerdkiller
Membeur
"It may be bleak, but this music is really getting to the crowd."
"Ehhh, making teenagers depressed is like shooting fish in a barrel."
UberTag
Member
This should be all of the clips released thus far if you want to check them all out in one place.
Aaron Strife
Banned
"Ah, incorrect Marge. Two perfectly good jackets."