Rambone
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Hmm, looks like I left up a Steam review of Callisto Protocol. I wonder what I thought about it?
"Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 7.1 hrs on record (6.9 hrs at review time)
Posted: Mar 17, 2023 @ 1:14am
I would rather drink my own piss than have to play this game again. From start to finish this game pretty much throws cheap shots at you chipping away at your health, enemies are tiresome to do battle with and you can rest assured they are around every single corner. The level design in this game is absolutely the worst and there is little immersion to be had with all the damn crawl spaces every foot of the way, cookie cutter corridors and just over all boring set design. I mean, I get it, the environment is just one big kill zone but what a effing slog and the spike walls everywhere make everything look ridiculous or out of place. Combat will just piss you off until it clicks with you but even then...
There are some gorgeous views to be had once in awhile, the game graphically is a 10/10, the brutality and gore is incredible, the voice acting is top notch, the story average but everything else just ruins it. I could honestly not recommend this game at full price but I respect the work put into it, but damn, better luck on the next one as there is a TON of potential for something great here if they can give this another try. In the meantime the only horror aspect to this game is having to endure playing it."
Yea, that sums up my memory of the game.
"Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 7.1 hrs on record (6.9 hrs at review time)
Posted: Mar 17, 2023 @ 1:14am
I would rather drink my own piss than have to play this game again. From start to finish this game pretty much throws cheap shots at you chipping away at your health, enemies are tiresome to do battle with and you can rest assured they are around every single corner. The level design in this game is absolutely the worst and there is little immersion to be had with all the damn crawl spaces every foot of the way, cookie cutter corridors and just over all boring set design. I mean, I get it, the environment is just one big kill zone but what a effing slog and the spike walls everywhere make everything look ridiculous or out of place. Combat will just piss you off until it clicks with you but even then...
There are some gorgeous views to be had once in awhile, the game graphically is a 10/10, the brutality and gore is incredible, the voice acting is top notch, the story average but everything else just ruins it. I could honestly not recommend this game at full price but I respect the work put into it, but damn, better luck on the next one as there is a TON of potential for something great here if they can give this another try. In the meantime the only horror aspect to this game is having to endure playing it."
Yea, that sums up my memory of the game.