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West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
It's also my favorite thing after guns and McDonald's.But it’s my favorite thing after guns.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Buddy, I go to the church of Ronald McFuckingDonald
Trunx81
Member
Mine too. Thank god you never have to clean them. Mine got sandy on the beach and the sounds don’t seem so healthy now. But well, this is how it is.But it’s my favorite thing after guns.
AJUMP23
Parody of actual AJUMP23
Run some cold water on them.
Trunx81
Member
I did! My trusty-rusty old companion.
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
You cannot beat pistol whipping an intruder, while eating a double cheeseburger Mc Chicken sandwich at the same time. Europeans will never know this pleasure.
And you know why?
Because Americans are:
Bad. Ass. Fat. Ass.
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TDiddyLive
Member
The only thing wrong with your example is you didn’t use the proper name for the sandwich. When you combine the mcchicken and the cheeseburger it becomes a chicken mcgangbang.
GymWolf
Gold Member
You also can't buy some pastrami and an ar-15 in the same store in europe, america is just built different.
TDiddyLive
Member
GymWolf
Gold Member
Can i have a blueberry donut with chocolate sprinkles on top? Oh and since we are here, can you also wrap that glock and benelli shotgun for me? Thanks.
Never change america.
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Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Chronicle
Member
MacDonalds is ass (minus their fries) however three kids love it so it's the go-to fast good joint.
This feels deeply uncanny.
Grildon Tundy
Member
What is this? I'm so confused. Is some of this AI generated, if not all of it?
OmegaSupreme
advanced basic bitch
It's rare that you get to see this in real time.
Kamina
Golden Boy
Meh, he will just end up alternating between playing pokemon and with himself.
Kenpachii
Member
From what i get out of it, she gets donations in form of stuff where she makes specific sounds. Lots of streamers do this. However she gets a bunch of them after eachother and basically becomes a robot as result.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Yeti confirmed
Toots
Gold Member
Post WWII USSR scientists had that sweet magic potion turning women into men and men into titans
As an aside, i really wish for a "doped" category in sports, what a glorious spectacle it would be !
Of course you'd have to disclose every health trouble athletes will face doping, but i'm sure enough people would agree so we can make it work.
GymWolf
Gold Member
We are fucking doomed, aren't we?
Cyberpunkd
Member
It’s called CrossFit. YouTube recently gets recommending me CF games, all the participants there, women included, are roided AF.
Cyberpunkd
Member
Girl is a national treasure.
Toots
Gold Member
But are they real athletes with skills ?
To me crossfit means 45 yo acrimonious moms whose only extraordinary physical feat is how far they can push their poor postmenopausal 100lbs bodies, it does not make for a good show :/
Cyberpunkd
Member
I mean - they did 100 pull-ups, 200 push-ups, squats and they ran with 10kg vest, so they are fit. It might just be I don’t know what bodies need to be for competition that is 90% strength, 10% endurance.
DeepEnigma
Gold Member
Toots
Gold Member
What you're describing is like the common person taking peds and doing physical stuff. They are fit but imo any athlete has more than a fit physique. They have particular skills that make them interesting to watch (precision, control, tactical acumen, creativity, etc.).
What i want is a ped enhanced league where athletes, with already extraordinary capacities getting even more extraordinary. Basketball players dunking from the three point line, heavyweight boxers moving like flyweights (this one could go sour quickly tho), the whole starting line of the men's 100m finals doing less than 6'50, high jumper breaking the 3m mark, this type of stuff.
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Cyberpunkd
Member
Everyone on that video was probably featured multiple times on r/imthemaincharacter.
Toots
Gold Member
I think it is not a police helicopter but a "gendarme" one.
Gendarmes are pretty cool guys, they are military men so they are well behaved, and they have a lot of special units for different stuff like mountain or coastal rescue. The GIGN, which is the french equivalent of SWAT is a gendarmerie special unit.
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AJUMP23
Parody of actual AJUMP23
Science is amazing.
VN1X
Banned
How in the fuck.
Cyberpunkd
Member
Lunarorbit
Member
It's been more than a week since these were posted and I finally actually listened to the audio.
Spicy. I don't know what I expected but whoever called them npcs is bang on