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[MrAngryFace]

Now that Whiteman has ended the Tuna Gambit, which was...interesting for his friends


THE BAD CHEAP MOVIE GAMBIT BEGINS!

RULES ARE:

Every week a movie from Drinky and a movie from MAF will be purchased from Crossroads Gamespot out of that sad pathatic USED DVD MOVIE BIN. No mainstream romantic comedies.

He will watch them, review them both, and pick the worst. Reviews must be turned in within five days of receiving the film.

The most painful movie for Whiteman to view and recount will be deemed the winner of the weeks event. The loser each week will be subjected to 'A Whiteman Movie'

The Whiteman movie can't be anything TOO sick. Im talkin about yer DUTCH FILMS Whiteman!

And that's that. The event will start this week! BE HERE IN OT FOR ALL DEVELOPMENTS!

 

[etiolate]

Your Gamestop has that big a DVD movie section?

 

[MrAngryFace]

8 bad movies, not that many.

 

[Matlock]

you've got a hot tip in your pm's

 

[Drinky Crow]

I'm gonna dig up something from the early Queen Latifah years, or maybe a Jon Cryer classic.

HIS SOUL WILL BE DEAD BEFORE DAWN

 

[MrAngryFace]

They have those at Crossroads Gamestop? Sir will the rules need to be changed to make this harder on Whiteman?!

Matlock: its on the list.

 

[Matlock]

maf: good man

 

[IJoel]

I haven't seen this, but I wish it upon you!

 

[MrAngryFace]

Wtf makes it a special edition?

 

[Matlock]

IJoel: I don't know if you know, but White Man is gay. That gives him an innate +3 Resist to musicals.

 

[gigapower]

2 extra musical numbers too hot for theaters.

 

[Nick]

Wtf makes it a special edition?

Kelly's hair is a little darker on the cover.

 

[etiolate]

I have a feeling Lake Placid will be involved.

 

[Manabanana]

Your Crossroads has a Gamestop? What server are you on?

 

[Illuminati]

Every week a movie from Drinky and a movie from MAF will be purchased from Crossroads Gamespot out of that sad pathatic USED DVD MOVIE BIN. No mainstream romantic comedies.

Your journey has ended before it has even started:

*Edit:
And

 

[Drinky Crow]

We need a sticky!

Benadryl: oh, that's a good one.

 

[Triumph]

 

[Matlock]

you're all looking the wrong way--white man can take so bad it's funny

we need to hit him where it HURTS

 

[Forgotten_Taco]

Your journey has ended before it has even started:

I watched that movie once, it took me weeks to recover.

 

[Nick]

Dreams change. Friends are forever.

 

[TheWolf]

fuck, I thought that blood was supposed to be a 2, but I see nothing about a sequel.

 

[Drinky Crow]

Has he seen Garden State?

 

[Bloodwake]

By the way... there is a flaw in getting bad movies out of this bin... I purchased Requiem for a Dream and Moulin Rouge out of this bin, so there might actually be GOOD movies in there too.

 

[Triumph]

you're all looking the wrong way--white man can take so bad it's funny

we need to hit him where it HURTS

You're right...

 

[Nameless]

 

[Bloodwake]

You're right...

Not in that bin. Sorry.

 

[Matlock]

Spoiler

i own this

 

[IJoel]

Two-punch assault?

Punking White-Man?

Saved by the Bell?

 

[Belfast]

Stickied for future internal hemorrhaging.

I would recommend some stuff, but I doubt it's anything Gamespot would have.

 

[White Man]

Has he seen Garden State?

No.

Also, if you want to expand beyond the Crossroads Gameplop, feel free. Also, I won't object if you pick that romantic comedy starring John Stamos.

edit

I own this movie, and it rocks.

When do I get my first movie, guys?

 

[MrAngryFace]

Showgirls ro...I mean, I never saw that.

I dont THINK whiteman saw garden state.

 

[Drinky Crow]

White Man LIKES cheesy cheap horror flicks. I pick one of those, I'll be watching Visitor Q or Salo as that week's big loser.

No, I need to really put the screws to his cinemaphile's heart. He needs something like that Denzel Washington treatise of the evils of HMOs, or something starring Amanda Bynes. Or Garden State.

 

[Ash Housewares]

this thread isn't really worth doing until Ultraviolet is on DVD

 

[Pachinko]

I was going to suggest some van damnage but if he can take MST3K quality films then you need to find something far worse... rent any film that stars luke perry. Like Supernova or that knockoff of the core he made.


Actually, you want a terrible boring movie ? The Cave!

 

[Belfast]

this thread isn't really worth doing until Ultraviolet is on DVD

Haha. I liked Ultraviolet.

Also, this might call for some Agent Cody Banks 2. Anthony Anderson seals the deal.

 

[Bloodwake]

this thread isn't really worth doing until Ultraviolet is on DVD

:lol :lol :lol

So true.

 

[Ash Housewares]

 

[Drinky Crow]

He saw The Cave (as did I) at a company "morale" event and it rocked. We had a supremely literate gay coworker (he quotes entire passage from Songs on the Deaths of Children from memory, and on command) and the cattiest pop culture maven of a contractor ever in attendance with us, and they just BRUTALIZED the picture. I couldn't stop laughing the whole time.

 

[White Man]

Actually, you want a terrible boring movie ? The Cave!

Lolz, we watched that as a morale event at work. HAHAHHAAA

 

[Ash Housewares]

"Brain Smasher: A Love Story"

doubt it's on dvd, but it's a real winner

"Cool As Ice"

maybe the same problem

 

[Drinky Crow]

MAF just told me a couple of his choices, and I'm *really* gonna hafta to work to one-up him. He has a really good innate sense of how to make poor White Man suffer. :/

 

[White Man]

"Brain Smasher: A Love Story"

doubt it's on dvd, but it's a real winner

"Cool As Ice"

maybe the same problem

I've seen both of them.

This ordeal will be worth it just to force Drinky and MAF to watch Peter Greenaway's The Falls.

 

[Illuminati]

No, I need to really put the screws to his cinemaphile's heart. He needs something like that Denzel Washington treatise of the evils of HMOs, or something starring Amanda Bynes. Or Garden State.

He has a really good innate sense of how to make poor White Man suffer. :/

No no, you are being way too kind. A movie starring Oprah Winfrey is your answer:

 

[Matlock]

my only wish is that white man submit one of you to midnight skater

http://www.tempevideo.com/splatter/ms_trailer.html

it could very well be the worst movie ever

 

[Drinky Crow]

Peter Greenaway drives me slightly insane.

 

[IJoel]

You can try testing his tolerance with this one.

 

[White Man]

No no, you are being way too kind. A movie starring Oprah Winfrey is your answer:

I used to be addicted to Lifetime movies, man. For like 3 years.

Peter Greenaway drives me slightly insane.

And I own his 3+ hour masterpiece!

 

[White Man]

Haha, one of you sobs is gonna be sitting through Silent Night Deadly Night 2. IT'S GARBAGE DAY.

 

[Nameless]

A movie not only for WHITEMAN but for 'The White Man'

 

[Illuminati]

I used to be addicted to Lifetime movies, man. For like 3 years.



And I own his 3+ hour masterpiece!

My mom is addicted to Hallmark Hall of Fame movies, which either star or were recommended by Oprah. I was once forced to watch one as a kid so I know the horror first hand, I have mental scars that time will never heal.