Fine Ham Abounds
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Seriously, the combat is such a disaster, no parry feedback, geralt moves like a boat, the soft lock and hard lock are all over the place. The AI can even be exploited to the point where they can't hit you back reliably. Man the combat really is shit, but it's like endearing how shit it is.
But goddamn the rest of the game is so incredible it makes it hard to stay mad at the game.
I'm not yet completely sold on the combat in this being as bad as part 2, but to your point - first rate "B" movies are the ones that try in earnest to be great, but just aren't. You can't fake that shit, just manufacture a "B" experience, it has to come from an honest misstep. These guys keep falling on their face with the combat in these games, but damn if the overall experience doesn't come across about as far from a cynical cash-in as you could reasonably ask for.