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[mysticwhip]

lol how old are yo sisters mordecai?

 

[Bomber Bob]

HARD DIsK

 

[Anteater]

Reading the OP I'm pretty sure mysticwhip is the cousin

 

[Hot Coldman]

Party at Mordeccai's house.

 

[Chuckl3s]

what if Mordeccai has green eyes?

I do have green eyes.

Quoted for new page and shock value.

 

[Az]

The only thing the webcam on the laptop has recorded on it is my grandma. It is nonsexual.

One of them fucked with my Rock Band drumsticks two years ago. Literally speaking. After the third time I bought a new pair of sticks to play with because for some reason they kept disappearing, I found a pair in the trash. The wood on one end of the sticks was a markedly different color and shade than the other stick, but I played it off to them being out in the rain because who the hell would think?

Later that week my dad tells me that he knows where the sticks went, the found them under my sisters bed and he threw them away.

 

[braves01]

I do have green eyes.

So your sisters are probably looking for dudes that resemble you.

 

[Trin]

Have you googled "hot boys green eyes big dick". It takes you to gay porn websites. But the top search sends you to this thread.

So if she ever searches for it again, she'll know he knows.

 

[zlatko]

Party at Mordeccai's house.

I'll bring the drum set.

 

[Mordeccai]

One sister is 18 (rock band lover) and the other is 17.

Man how many eye colors are there, she had a 1/5 chance of saying green

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

You don't know that he's jackin' it with your comp. Maybe he's saving it to his spank bank.

 

[mysticwhip]

how2big is your dick mordeccai?

One sister is 18 (rock band lover) and the other is 17.

Man how many eye colors are there, she had a 1/5 chance of saying green

which rock band? beatles or stones?

 

[Rentahamster]

Of all things, why the rock band drumstick? I guess there was nothing better at hand.

Probably because they are thin enough for a girl so young.

 

[zlatko]

One sister is 18 (rock band lover) and the other is 17.

Man how many eye colors are there, she had a 1/5 chance of saying green

Pics of the 18 year old?

 

[Clydefrog]

One sister is 18 (rock band lover) and the other is 17.

Man how many eye colors are there, she had a 1/5 chance of saying green

GAF =

 

[Alligatorjandro]

This thread went from lol to weird

 

[scorcho]

Of all things, why the rock band drumstick? I guess there was nothing better at hand.

Probably because they are thin enough for a girl so young.

...go on...

 

[EdibleExplosives]

Of all things, why the rock band drumstick? I guess there was nothing better at hand.

Probably because they are thin enough for a girl so young.

Cause it smelled of his fingers. That combined with her search for men who have the same coloured eyes as him, I think I might've cracked it.

 

[Red]

idk man

 

[Chuckl3s]

No this thread went from normal masturbation to drum sticks!

 

[Hot Coldman]

Of all things, why the rock band drumstick? I guess there was nothing better at hand.

Probably because they are thin enough for a girl so young.

oh man

 

[dinazimmerman]

Probably because they are thin enough for a girl so young.

really now

 

[Rentahamster]

...go on...

If you're still a virgin and don't want to break your hymen, you can't stick anything in there that's too thick.

 

[EdibleExplosives]

If you're still a virgin and don't want to break your hymen, you can't stick anything in there that's too thick.

Well...this thread took a bit of a weird turn.

 

[Mordeccai]

how2big is your dick mordeccai?




which rock band? beatles or stones?

My dick is irrelevant.

Rock Band 2, and I think another pair of the Beatles drum sticks went missing too.

 

[Red]

If you're still a virgin and don't want to break your hymen, you can't stick anything in there that's too thick.

smh smh smh smh

 

[Ultima_5]

Have you googled "hot boys green eyes big dick". It takes you to gay porn websites. But the top search sends you to this thread.

Love when that happens... I remember that happened in the snooki thread we had awhile back.

GAF =

This cracked me up. A+

 

[Ninja Scooter]

One sister is 18 (rock band lover) and the other is 17.

Man how many eye colors are there, she had a 1/5 chance of saying green

 

[Rentahamster]

Pics of the 18 year old?

No. Bad zlatko!

/whacks on the head with a discolored rock band drumstick.

 

[Jimothy]

All of a sudden, I did not know what to do with my hands.

 

[zlatko]

If you're still a virgin and don't want to break your hymen, you can't stick anything in there that's too thick.

 

[Clydefrog]

If you're still a virgin and don't want to break your hymen, you can't stick anything in there that's too thick.

 

[Hot Coldman]

My dick is irrelevant.

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID i was first fuck you guys

 

[DemiMatt]

Wow that gif will get so much use on Gaf.

 

[Alucrid]

it's not weird if you do it with him

 

[Red]

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID i was first fuck you guys

Literally speaking.

 

[tapedeck]

Thread went from semen covered laptops to 18 y/o drumstick masturbation. Sounds about right.

 

[JiuJitsuka]

what the fsheck

 

[windz]

If you're still a virgin and don't want to break your hymen, you can't stick anything in there that's too thick.

Who's to say it wasn't the back door?

 

[Loofy]

I try not to think about it. Like when you use a friends computer and the keyboard is all smooth and oily..

 

[mxgt]

what the fuck is going on in here

 

[Dog Problems]

Masturbate along with him. Place bets on who gets off first.

 

[this guy]

I'm Jack Nicholsoning to this thread hard right now lol. Keep the stories coming!

 

[Lakitu]

Thank god no one else uses my laptop as we have multiple ones here. It's my own personal fap machine. Although I have issues never to type or use the mousepad with the hand I'm fapping with.

 

[Chuckl3s]

My dick is irrelevant.

Rock Band 2, and I think another pair of the Beatles drum sticks went missing too.

awe man!

 

[Alligatorjandro]

We can never have a nice thread without some dragging it down.

 

[Hot Coldman]

We can never have a nice thread without some dragging it down.

pretty sure this is the opposite

 

[TripOpt55]

This thread... haha.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Who's to say it wasn't the back door?

 

[Ferrio]

Maybe she was just that good at rockband drums and used it as a handicap.

Who's to say it wasn't the back door?

Was a pair missing....