this is weird, my cousin is jacking off with my netbook

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I don't know Mordeccai, she was specifically looking for GREEN eyes, even though it is a common colour it seems less of a coincidence and more of a deliberate search. The drums sticks are yours too so she may very well be thinking of you as she slides them sticks up her snatch.
 
Mordeccai said:
One of them fucked with my Rock Band drumsticks two years ago. Literally speaking. After the third time I bought a new pair of sticks to play with because for some reason they kept disappearing, I found a pair in the trash. The wood on one end of the sticks was a markedly different color and shade than the other stick, but I played it off to them being out in the rain because who the hell would think?

Later that week my dad tells me that he knows where the sticks went, the found them under my sisters bed and he threw them away.
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Jasoneyu said:
I don't know Mordeccai, she was specifically looking for GREEN eyes, even though it is a common colour it seems less of a coincidence and more of a deliberate search. The drums sticks are yours too so she may very well be thinking of you as she slides them sticks up her snatch.
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mysticwhip said:
so my cousin lives with me, he's like 28. Never really used computers much before so i let him use my netbook(which is my primary computer) got it back, look through the history and there's porn everywhere. So i say don't go to these sites so often cuz i dont want viruses fucking my shit off, y'know? but then im like fuck it because he's been nice and pretty cool and i show im how to access he incognito window, the next time i let him use it im expecting him to go wild but i hope no. he smokes weed a lot so im hoping he's just looking at it and not cumming everywhere because y'know it's kinda hard to get your dick hard when high but maybe thats just me. so basically i kinda feel uncomfortable knowing that he's jacking off using my computer. man idk, every1 has a right to jack off but idk man.
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Just you.
 
Mordeccai said:
The only thing the webcam on the laptop has recorded on it is my grandma. It is nonsexual.

One of them fucked with my Rock Band drumsticks two years ago. Literally speaking. After the third time I bought a new pair of sticks to play with because for some reason they kept disappearing, I found a pair in the trash. The wood on one end of the sticks was a markedly different color and shade than the other stick, but I played it off to them being out in the rain because who the hell would think?

Later that week my dad tells me that he knows where the sticks went, the found them under my sisters bed and he threw them away.
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Better hide your Taiko Drum Master sticks if you have any.
 
mysticwhip said:
so my cousin lives with me, he's like 28. Never really used computers much before so i let him use my netbook(which is my primary computer) got it back, look through the history and there's porn everywhere. So i say don't go to these sites so often cuz i dont want viruses fucking my shit off, y'know? but then im like fuck it because he's been nice and pretty cool and i show im how to access he incognito window, the next time i let him use it im expecting him to go wild but i hope no. he smokes weed a lot so im hoping he's just looking at it and not cumming everywhere because y'know it's kinda hard to get your dick hard when high but maybe thats just me. so basically i kinda feel uncomfortable knowing that he's jacking off using my computer. man idk, every1 has a right to jack off but idk man.
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Smoking makes masturbation way better and easier for me....


Why am I typing this on the internet?
 
Alright I will tell the other half of the story. My parents are nurses and pretty open with us kids and obviously didn't want their daughter to use my drumsticks for pleasure because they're wood. Splinters and stuff I guess. My mom took her to a sex store and got a proper piece of equipment for the deed. I thought this was weird especially because I used to just use hand lotion or baby oil and she owned a device but whatever. They walked back into the house after and it was ebony in color. The sight of it burned into my eyes. I did not ever want to see the thing.

A few weeks later I'm walking down the stairs to get a snack from the kitchen. Its below her room, so you can hear sounds coming out of there. We had televisions in our rooms so I heard muffled excited sounds which I took as some movie she was watching. Walk back upstairs with my food to my room and I picked up the landline phone that we used at the time. It was hooked up to all the other phones in the house, so when I clicked it on to dial my friend I heard the most wrong, horrifying noises on the other end. I had clicked into the pleasure call my sister was treating her boyfriend to. I was audibly shocked and her boyfriend on the other line heard my gasp. My sister heard as well. He says "What the fuck man!"

I turned the phone off quickly, plagued by imagery of that ebony dildo.
 
Mordeccai said:
Alright I will tell the other half of the story. My parents are nurses and pretty open with us kids and obviously didn't want their daughter to use my drumsticks for pleasure because they're wood. Splinters and stuff I guess. My mom took her to a sex store and got a proper piece of equipment for the deed. I thought this was weird especially because I used to just use hand lotion or baby oil and she owned a device but whatever. They walked back into the house after and it was ebony in color.

A few weeks later I'm walking down the stairs to get a snack from the kitchen. Its below her room, so you can hear sounds coming out of there. We had televisions in our rooms so I heard muffled excited sounds which I took as some movie she was watching. Walk back upstairs with my food to my room and I picked up the landline phone that we used at the time. It was hooked up to all the other phones in the house, so when I clicked it on to dial my friend I heard the most wrong, horrifying noises on the other end. I had clicked into the pleasure call my sister was treating her boyfriend to. I was audibly shocked and her boyfriend on the other line heard my gasp. My sister heard as well. He says "What the fuck man!"

I turned the phone off quickly, plagued by imagery of that ebony dildo.
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Are we being trolled?
 
Mordeccai said:
Alright I will tell the other half of the story. My parents are nurses and pretty open with us kids and obviously didn't want their daughter to use my drumsticks for pleasure because they're wood. Splinters and stuff I guess. My mom took her to a sex store and got a proper piece of equipment for the deed. I thought this was weird especially because I used to just use hand lotion of baby oil and she owned a device but whatever. They walked back into the house after and it was ebony in color.

A few weeks later I'm walking down the stairs to get a snack from the kitchen. Its below her room, so you can hear sounds coming out of there. We had televisions in our rooms so I heard muffled excited sounds which I took as some movie she was watching. Walk back upstairs with my food to my room and I picked up the landline phone that we used at the time. It was hooked up to all the other phones in the house, so when I clicked it on to dial my friend I heard the most wrong, horrifying noises on the other end. I had clicked into the pleasure call my sister was treating her boyfriend to. I was audibly shocked and her boyfriend on the other line heard my gasp. My sister heard as well. He says "What the fuck man!"

I turned the phone off quickly, plagued by imagery of that ebony dildo.
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Wait what?! why would you know about your sisters trip to the "store" let alone the make and colour of the said device? Did she plop the thing on the kitchen table beaming with pride or something?
 
Mordeccai said:
Alright I will tell the other half of the story. My parents are nurses and pretty open with us kids and obviously didn't want their daughter to use my drumsticks for pleasure because they're wood. Splinters and stuff I guess. My mom took her to a sex store and got a proper piece of equipment for the deed. I thought this was weird especially because I used to just use hand lotion or baby oil and she owned a device but whatever. They walked back into the house after and it was ebony in color. The sight of it burned into my eyes. I did not ever want to see the thing.

A few weeks later I'm walking down the stairs to get a snack from the kitchen. Its below her room, so you can hear sounds coming out of there. We had televisions in our rooms so I heard muffled excited sounds which I took as some movie she was watching. Walk back upstairs with my food to my room and I picked up the landline phone that we used at the time. It was hooked up to all the other phones in the house, so when I clicked it on to dial my friend I heard the most wrong, horrifying noises on the other end. I had clicked into the pleasure call my sister was treating her boyfriend to. I was audibly shocked and her boyfriend on the other line heard my gasp. My sister heard as well. He says "What the fuck man!"

I turned the phone off quickly, plagued by imagery of that ebony dildo.
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You had a good thread going with people not sure it was fake but now you fucked up and killed it all.
 
Mordeccai said:
Alright I will tell the other half of the story. My parents are nurses and pretty open with us kids and obviously didn't want their daughter to use my drumsticks for pleasure because they're wood. Splinters and stuff I guess. My mom took her to a sex store and got a proper piece of equipment for the deed. I thought this was weird especially because I used to just use hand lotion or baby oil and she owned a device but whatever. They walked back into the house after and it was ebony in color. The sight of it burned into my eyes. I did not ever want to see the thing.

A few weeks later I'm walking down the stairs to get a snack from the kitchen. Its below her room, so you can hear sounds coming out of there. We had televisions in our rooms so I heard muffled excited sounds which I took as some movie she was watching. Walk back upstairs with my food to my room and I picked up the landline phone that we used at the time. It was hooked up to all the other phones in the house, so when I clicked it on to dial my friend I heard the most wrong, horrifying noises on the other end. I had clicked into the pleasure call my sister was treating her boyfriend to. I was audibly shocked and her boyfriend on the other line heard my gasp. My sister heard as well. He says "What the fuck man!"

I turned the phone off quickly, plagued by imagery of that ebony dildo.
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What does your sister's boyfriend look like?
 
Jasoneyu said:
Wait what?! why would you know about your sisters trip to the "store" let alone the make and colour of the said device? Did she plop the thing on the kitchen table beaming with pride or something?
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My mother told me about the trip so that I wouldn't have to worry about the drumsticks being gone anymore. It was visible in the hallway when she walked by to her room, she didn't brandish it, I didn't go searching for it
 
Mordeccai said:
Alright I will tell the other half of the story. My parents are nurses and pretty open with us kids and obviously didn't want their daughter to use my drumsticks for pleasure because they're wood. Splinters and stuff I guess. My mom took her to a sex store and got a proper piece of equipment for the deed. I thought this was weird especially because I used to just use hand lotion or baby oil and she owned a device but whatever. They walked back into the house after and it was ebony in color. The sight of it burned into my eyes. I did not ever want to see the thing.

A few weeks later I'm walking down the stairs to get a snack from the kitchen. Its below her room, so you can hear sounds coming out of there. We had televisions in our rooms so I heard muffled excited sounds which I took as some movie she was watching. Walk back upstairs with my food to my room and I picked up the landline phone that we used at the time. It was hooked up to all the other phones in the house, so when I clicked it on to dial my friend I heard the most wrong, horrifying noises on the other end. I had clicked into the pleasure call my sister was treating her boyfriend to. I was audibly shocked and her boyfriend on the other line heard my gasp. My sister heard as well. He says "What the fuck man!"

I turned the phone off quickly, plagued by imagery of that ebony dildo.
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Keep going..

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Let him use the computer, until he spidermans it outta sight out of mind. You should put up a favorites folder from the sites he has visited to make it easier for him...
 
Mordeccai said:
Alright I will tell the other half of the story. My parents are nurses and pretty open with us kids and obviously didn't want their daughter to use my drumsticks for pleasure because they're wood. Splinters and stuff I guess. My mom took her to a sex store and got a proper piece of equipment for the deed. I thought this was weird especially because I used to just use hand lotion or baby oil and she owned a device but whatever. They walked back into the house after and it was ebony in color. The sight of it burned into my eyes. I did not ever want to see the thing.

A few weeks later I'm walking down the stairs to get a snack from the kitchen. Its below her room, so you can hear sounds coming out of there. We had televisions in our rooms so I heard muffled excited sounds which I took as some movie she was watching. Walk back upstairs with my food to my room and I picked up the landline phone that we used at the time. It was hooked up to all the other phones in the house, so when I clicked it on to dial my friend I heard the most wrong, horrifying noises on the other end. I had clicked into the pleasure call my sister was treating her boyfriend to. I was audibly shocked and her boyfriend on the other line heard my gasp. My sister heard as well. He says "What the fuck man!"

I turned the phone off quickly, plagued by imagery of that ebony dildo.
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A for effort man.
 
mysticwhip said:
so my cousin lives with me, he's like 28. Never really used computers much before so i let him use my netbook(which is my primary computer) got it back, look through the history and there's porn everywhere.
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rookie needs to use incog mode
 
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