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You should have asked your mom how many drumsticks thick was it.
Yeah.. think that's just you buddy :lolso my cousin lives with me, he's like 28. Never really used computers much before so i let him use my netbook(which is my primary computer) got it back, look through the history and there's porn everywhere. So i say don't go to these sites so often cuz i dont want viruses fucking my shit off, y'know? but then im like fuck it because he's been nice and pretty cool and i show im how to access he incognito window, the next time i let him use it im expecting him to go wild but i hope no. he smokes weed a lot so im hoping he's just looking at it and not cumming everywhere because y'know it's kinda hard to get your dick hard when high but maybe thats just me. so basically i kinda feel uncomfortable knowing that he's jacking off using my computer. man idk, every1 has a right to jack off but idk man.
if it weren't tied to the tragedy that unfolded on your laptop, that would make a killer tag.
What does your sister's boyfriend look like?
Were the drumsticks also ebony?
HEY. I already used that one on the same page. You're breaking some kind of internet rule.
Its just not as shocking as the drum sticks. There's only so many stories I have about my sister.
HEY. I already used that one on the same page. You're breaking some kind of internet rule.
Its just not as shocking as the drum sticks. There's only so many stories I have about my sister.
Alright I will tell the other half of the story. My parents are nurses and pretty open with us kids and obviously didn't want their daughter to use my drumsticks for pleasure because they're wood. Splinters and stuff I guess. My mom took her to a sex store and got a proper piece of equipment for the deed. I thought this was weird especially because I used to just use hand lotion or baby oil and she owned a device but whatever. They walked back into the house after and it was ebony in color. The sight of it burned into my eyes. I did not ever want to see the thing.
A few weeks later I'm walking down the stairs to get a snack from the kitchen. Its below her room, so you can hear sounds coming out of there. We had televisions in our rooms so I heard muffled excited sounds which I took as some movie she was watching. Walk back upstairs with my food to my room and I picked up the landline phone that we used at the time. It was hooked up to all the other phones in the house, so when I clicked it on to dial my friend I heard the most wrong, horrifying noises on the other end. I had clicked into the pleasure call my sister was treating her boyfriend to. I was audibly shocked and her boyfriend on the other line heard my gasp. My sister heard as well. He says "What the fuck man!"
I turned the phone off quickly, plagued by imagery of that ebony dildo.
Alright I will tell the other half of the story. My parents are nurses and pretty open with us kids and obviously didn't want their daughter to use my drumsticks for pleasure because they're wood. Splinters and stuff I guess. My mom took her to a sex store and got a proper piece of equipment for the deed. I thought this was weird especially because I used to just use hand lotion or baby oil and she owned a device but whatever. They walked back into the house after and it was ebony in color. The sight of it burned into my eyes. I did not ever want to see the thing.
A few weeks later I'm walking down the stairs to get a snack from the kitchen. Its below her room, so you can hear sounds coming out of there. We had televisions in our rooms so I heard muffled excited sounds which I took as some movie she was watching. Walk back upstairs with my food to my room and I picked up the landline phone that we used at the time. It was hooked up to all the other phones in the house, so when I clicked it on to dial my friend I heard the most wrong, horrifying noises on the other end. I had clicked into the pleasure call my sister was treating her boyfriend to. I was audibly shocked and her boyfriend on the other line heard my gasp. My sister heard as well. He says "What the fuck man!"
I turned the phone off quickly, plagued by imagery of that ebony dildo.
You would let your daughter continue to use a shaft of wood for it rather than get her something built for it and be done with the thought? I dunno that's just proper parenting
I wanted to ask the same thing :lolDid you intentionally pick a reaction gif that has drumsticks in it?
he smokes weed a lot so im hoping he's just looking at it and not cumming everywhere because y'know it's kinda hard to get your dick hard when high but maybe thats just me..
You would let your daughter continue to use a shaft of wood for it rather than get her something built for it and be done with the thought? I dunno that's just proper parenting
Did you intentionally pick a reaction gif that has drumsticks in it?
Did you intentionally pick a reaction gif that has drumsticks in it?
She should just use a hairbrush handle like everyone else.
You would let your daughter continue to use a shaft of wood for it rather than get her something built for it and be done with the thought? I dunno that's just proper parenting
The best method for a chick to get off is two fingers at each side of the clit and rub in a circular motion.
I'm an expert on the matter, take my word for it.
Vic Firth makes quality sticks that don't splitter.
Some hairbrush handles are ribbed for pleasure.
I know this feel.
I took my laptop home this winter and allowed my two sisters to use it. They're both younger than me, I'm only an undergrad, so I was confident there would be no issues.
Well, a few days pass and everythings going well. I decided to scroll through my history to find this video here on GAF the day prior, so I begin to scroll down when I notice a number of weird google searches. Cutest boys, hottest celebs, stuff like this. I know for a fact I didn't type in those searches, but whatever.
But then, a search catches my eye.
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"hot boys green eyes big dick"
All of a sudden, I did not know what to do with my hands. I wanted nothing further to do with the keyboard and I cleaned the hell out of it.
Family shouldn't be using your laptop to jack it, man.
This is an image of me giving her a thumbs up for ruining my stuff I am the one in the blue
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I think you meant destined for glory.thread has entered into dangerous territory now
This is an image of me giving her a thumbs up for ruining my stuff I am the one in the blue
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