Flying Toaster
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Holding down a few keys for a few seconds isn't the only reason his netbook has sticky keys.
this is weird, my cousin is jacking off with my netbook
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Holding down a few keys for a few seconds isn't the only reason his netbook has sticky keys.
mysticwhip
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maybe the weed is no good, ill try to get my shit hard while high later
Insane Metal
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Flying Toaster
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Maybe the source material is no good. The internet is full of fetishes... expand your horizons.
The One Who Knocks
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I realised you showed him the incognito window as in the original post but I was suggestng more to show him what it actually does and to help explain why it is safer to use that as opposed to what he is currently doing. If you've already done that and, as you've said he's still refusing to use it the best you could do is to let him know that either he starts using it or you'll have to stop letting him use the netbook because it could infect and damage the netbook.
It doesn't have to be something as blunt as "Stop looking at porn on my netbook" if that would make the situation even more awkward, addressing it indirectly is certainly possible ("browsing habbits" as I've used is how I would personally bring it up but of course it's up to you how you approach it) just as long as you ensure that he knows that he must use it. If he still doesn't use it and you want to go to extremes to ensure you don't get viruses or a broken netbook as a result of him browsing the internet, you could try to block various porn sites that he visits or install some parental monitoring software (I'm completely unfamiliar with these programmes so I'm not even certain how or if they'd work and how easily he could bypass them, not to mention the bizarreness of installing parental monitoring software on your brother).
And it's been said already but my god...Sunhi...that gif...
Masterbating? Someone masterbates whenever they use something of yours?
...socks? ...peanut butter?
Masterbating in someone else's house or using someone else's computer isn't just gross but rude.
I think my uncle, the father of the same cousin I caught masterbating in my house, may have had sex there according to what my parents saw. At the time, my family was temporarily living at a nearby townhouse for 9 months after the Northridge earthquake while our house was under construction. One day, my parents went to vist our house to check up on the progress and they had hired my uncle and his crew to do the job. Well, shortly after my parents walked into the den (there's a sliding glass door leading to the backyard), they saw a half-dressed woman run by toward the side of the house. I don't know where my uncle was, but he was apparently there as well. My parents knew something was definitely going on when they went into their bedroom and found an old mattress with used sheets. They figured my uncle was having sex with a woman he had met after his divorce. I've always wondered if that woman turned out to be my new aunt. My mom said that they should probably leave so they don't accidently run into the woman or my uncle there. I'm sure my uncle knows that my parents saw.
As for my cousin, I'm just glad he used an old sock. I would have killed him if it were a brand new one. Putting on new socks is one of the best feelings in the world, but not when it's full of semen.
I think my uncle, the father of the same cousin I caught masterbating in my house, may have had sex there according to what my parents saw. At the time, my family was temporarily living at a nearby townhouse for 9 months after the Northridge earthquake while our house was under construction. One day, my parents went to vist our house to check up on the progress and they had hired my uncle and his crew to do the job. Well, shortly after my parents walked into the den (there's a sliding glass door leading to the backyard), they saw a half-dressed woman run by toward the side of the house. I don't know where my uncle was, but he was apparently there as well. My parents knew something was definitely going on when they went into their bedroom and found an old mattress with used sheets. They figured my uncle was having sex with a woman he had met after his divorce. I've always wondered if that woman turned out to be my new aunt. My mom said that they should probably leave so they don't accidently run into the woman or my uncle there. I'm sure my uncle knows that my parents saw.
As for my cousin, I'm just glad he used an old sock. I would have killed him if it were a brand new one. Putting on new socks is one of the best feelings in the world, but not when it's full of semen.
Baconsaurus Rex
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Hey Mordeccai, it happens to be that I fit the "hot boys green eyes big dick" description quite well. Care to help a brother out? Thanks.
PhoenixDark
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I know this feel.
I took my laptop home this winter and allowed my two sisters to use it. They're both younger than me, I'm only an undergrad, so I was confident there would be no issues.
Well, a few days pass and everythings going well. I decided to scroll through my history to find this video here on GAF the day prior, so I begin to scroll down when I notice a number of weird google searches. Cutest boys, hottest celebs, stuff like this. I know for a fact I didn't type in those searches, but whatever.
But then, a search catches my eye.
"hot boys green eyes big dick"
All of a sudden, I did not know what to do with my hands. I wanted nothing further to do with the keyboard and I cleaned the hell out of it.
Family shouldn't be using your laptop to jack it, man.
Looks like you're sisters will find this post next time they google "hot boys green eyes big dick" hahahaha
mysticwhip
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thanks for the advice man
Flying Toaster
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Not the small one, but the regular sized one... It was at a party and I walked into the kitchen to get a beer and left without one after that shocking scene.
BlackGhost
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Well everything seems normal here
shira
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Willkiller
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Damn, straight to the ol' Ebony dildo eyy?
If she wanted to get her onto just using her hands for starting up she should have just bought her Donkey Konga!
If she wanted to get her onto just using her hands for starting up she should have just bought her Donkey Konga!
Flying Toaster
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Not only does it quench thirst.
Sleeplessnights
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Congrats SunhiLegend on yet another amazing GIF.
Xxx factor
Baconsaurus Rex
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You walked into someone in the act in a kitchen at a party using a Gatorade bottle?
Please continue
lol
Sleeplessnights
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Which Webber gif? I frown thinking I don't have it!
The Outsider
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Sunhi, you need to shop his sister's face onto the gif for the full effect.
The Outsider
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I feel like I should let GAF know that I have personally met Mordeccai's sister.
shira
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What color are your eyes?
Bam Bam Baklava
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This thread...
I feel bad for this guys sister though. I also feel bad for myself because I'm not a hot guy with green eyes and a large penis.
I feel bad for this guys sister though. I also feel bad for myself because I'm not a hot guy with green eyes and a large penis.
TabletopTictacs
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Well I'm ginger and it's tiny. She's mine.
Sleeplessnights
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I really can't tell, it's too old of a gif to know.
The Outsider
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Nothing will ever top the Mark Webber .gif. Nothing.
Must see this!
Mihael Mello Keehl
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hermaincain.gif to all of mordecai's posts
Willkiller
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DAT LOAD
Hot Coldman
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Best part of that was when Webber himself tweeted about it.
SlipperySlope
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I know this feel.
I took my laptop home this winter and allowed my two sisters to use it. They're both younger than me, I'm only an undergrad, so I was confident there would be no issues.
Well, a few days pass and everythings going well. I decided to scroll through my history to find this video here on GAF the day prior, so I begin to scroll down when I notice a number of weird google searches. Cutest boys, hottest celebs, stuff like this. I know for a fact I didn't type in those searches, but whatever.
But then, a search catches my eye.
"hot boys green eyes big dick"
All of a sudden, I did not know what to do with my hands. I wanted nothing further to do with the keyboard and I cleaned the hell out of it.
Family shouldn't be using your laptop to jack it, man.
I've only read this post and the one about the rockband drumsticks, but I nominate these two posts of the year.
Baconsaurus Rex
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Let's take it outside, pal. I'm sure I can take you in a head to head thumbwrasslin' match.
evil solrac v3.0
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HEEEEEYYOOOO
Rocking and docking
There are not enough :lol smileys in the world for this.
On a side note, we need a version of this with the drumsticks being replaced with the "New Thread" button, and Bish's avatar over the guy's face.
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