this is weird, my cousin is jacking off with my netbook

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mysticwhip said:
aighti dunno if this is done or not but i took my netbook back and hes looking Ta me luke yo man fuck you and says "i wasn;t do and i look at his and say "yo, night" dude leaves yo i feel like a boss. shit is tense and we could square off at any time but shit idk i feel like its been resolved.
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You have to cum in front of him to show your dominance
 
dude alrwady jacked it with my netbook once for the day already i just dont't feel comfortable with hime possible using his dick grinded palm on my netbook twice.
 
mysticwhip said:
aighti dunno if this is done or not but i took my netbook back and hes looking Ta me luke yo man fuck you and says "i wasn;t do and i look at his and say "yo, night" dude leaves yo i feel like a boss. shit is tense and we could square off at any time but shit idk i feel like its been resolved.
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wtf man idk what you're talking about

idk man
 
mysticwhip said:
aighti dunno if this is done or not but i took my netbook back and hes looking Ta me luke yo man fuck you and says "i wasn;t do and i look at his and say "yo, night" dude leaves yo i feel like a boss. shit is tense and we could square off at any time but shit idk i feel like its been resolved.
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Did you type that just now on using your netbook keyboard?
 
jgcurtis said:
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Do you guys think it would be socially acceptable to dress like that under casual circumstances? i.e. everyday life?

I want to be able to pull off that look.
 
mysticwhip said:
lil bit of an update

just hopped on my bed to do some late night browsing before hittinf the sack, dude is obviously high as fuck and comes at me like his time with ma netbook is fucking owed to him and i fucking know this dude is gonna jack his shit so im like fuck off im doing sokme shit anh hes gonna come back at me like so imma let him use it for a few minutes but some shit's gonna go down later cuz this dude looked at me like hie was reaDY TO FIGHT OR SOME SHIT.
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...why are you talking like this

(note: mystic is a regular in other threads I frequent and doesn't actually post like this as far as I know)
 
Looked at the title and thought it said " this is weird, my cousin is jacking off to my *FaceBook*"

That would've taken the story to a whole new level
 
This thread once again proves that when in need of some lulz, GAF is the place to go.

edit: If there is a poster of the year 2012 award thread in december/january, my vote's for Sunhi. I salute you, sir. Delivering quality every single time.
 
I read the first couple of responses yesterday.. just figured it was a stoned/drunked guy making a thread..
Saw that the thread was 6 pages long today... had to check... damn I´m Glad I checked up on this thread again.. damn.. best hour at work this week. The gifs, the responses, the green eyes.. damn..
but this thread made me think twice about making new threads, I don´t want a thread of mine on Neogaf to be top google search if they google "one minute man"...
 
I love that OP is totally cool with it at first.

Just go hard at him now, all weeded out and sort of agressive: "WELL IDK MAYBE I'LL KICK YOUR ASS OR YOU KNOW, SOMETHING, IDK!"
 
DrBo42 said:
God bless that sex drive. A drumstick? That's some resourceful shit.
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Lets be honest here, and I KNOW other guys would agree... If I had a fanny for a day, you can bet your ass that I'm gonna shove all sorts of stuff up there. Just to see if I can.

1. Book the day off
2. Get a pot of KY
3. Find all sorts of funny shaped objects
4. ??????
5. Profit
 
Just imagine whats gonna happen if his sisters see this thread.

They're Rockband enthusiasts right? They're bond to stumble upon GAF at some point.

Change your name, draw all the money from your bank account and leave the country OP.
 
This thread is gold. Thanks to it I can finally repurpose my rock band drum sticksinto something more useful.

On topic: People masturbate. It's a fact of life.

Thread reminds me of that time I was 11 and my stepbrother convinced me to hook up my dreamcast to the Internet using my dads dial up settings (so, long distance... I needed convincing)

I figured we were just going to look at Dragon Ball Z pictures, because that's all we did back then. No, he decided he was going to show me Disney porn pictures circa 2000. I'm never going to look at Ariel, Belle, or Winnie the Pooh the same way ever again.

I think the moral of this thread is that people are rude, especially when it comes to the intense need to masturbate or have sex.
 
For the record, I find that it's easy to get a hard on while I'm high but my... endurance is far greater.

Also my eyes are green.
 
ViewtifulJC said:
Got to second base with my cousin back when I was in middle school

Beat that

and no I'm not posting any pictures
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I think my cousin fondled me when we were little. Like sub-10 but I'm not sure if that was a dream or what. We never talked about it.

..I guess dreaming it is just as fucked up as doing it.
Nah, I'm good.
 
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