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Jimmy Stav said:
How am I supposed to get this washable chalk off of my windowsill?

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This shit won't come off (see my ant thread for cause of this chalk).

Have you tried bleach? A strong solution (like 2 cups to a gallon) would probably do it in with a bit of scrubbing. Or, put some bleach powder directly over the stained area and spray with a water mister to get it at a good consistency. Then, just let it soak for 5 mins.

I'd just recommended buying a small can of paint and going over it. Easiest thing.
 
My NAT decided to switch to Moderate one day without even being touched for months. Anyone know what could have caused it and how to get it open again? It's a new Verizon router.
 
why is it that stores don't advertise prices without including taxes?

I hate coming to buy an item, and then having to calculate how much it will cost me after taxes. Is it to discourage impulse buying? I just don't understand.
 
lightless_shado said:
why is it that stores don't advertise prices without including taxes?

I hate coming to buy an item, and then having to calculate how much it will cost me after taxes. Is it to discourage impulse buying? I just don't understand.

what? they don't include taxes because $99 sounds more enticing then $106.92.
 
Thanks for the responses :)

I have another question: Is there an active PC thread around here somewhere where I can get help with hardware errors etc? My PC just suggested that my primary hdd is broken and needs to be replaced (yet here I am) and I'm not sure what's wrong, really :S
 
Eye Drop said:
Why do cars drive on different sides of the road in different countries? Can't we all just be left or right?
This question reminds me of something I've always been curious about. In the US we drive on the right side of the road. I don't know if its a coincidence or if its because of that but in hallways everyone seems to follow suit and walk down the right side of the hall. So I wonder if in UK and such if people walk down the left side of hallways?
 
Maklershed said:
This question reminds me of something I've always been curious about. In the US we drive on the right side of the road. I don't know if its a coincidence or if its because of that but in hallways everyone seems to follow suit and walk down the right side of the hall. So I wonder if in UK and such if people walk down the left side of hallways?
It's true, we do. When our stairs are separated or when using the escalators, walk to the left.
 
Eye Drop said:
Why do cars drive on different sides of the road in different countries? Can't we all just be left or right?
I don't know if it's true or not, but some people say it's because the British went to the left for carriages, and since they were the dominant power at the time other countries just followed what they were doing over there instead of how it originated in the U.S.
 
lightless_shado said:
why is it that stores don't advertise prices without including taxes?

I hate coming to buy an item, and then having to calculate how much it will cost me after taxes. Is it to discourage impulse buying? I just don't understand.

Taxes can vary by city, and there are people (organizations) who may have tax-exempt status.
 
This isn't a question, but:

I really recommend that you guys read Homestuck.

MSPaint Adventures (not actually made in MSPaint) is a site that's written in an adventure game like format, where the "commands" are submitted by the fanbase. This ended up being too random and story slowing, so it's been mostly dropped by the author for Homestuck, but it still exists in one or two parts at the beginning. (More detailed explanation of MSPA here.) I highly recommend getting past Act 1, at least.

Here is the official NeoGAF thread. (Possibly spoiler containing)

And here's some music from the series to help convince you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOSnen64a7M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOFAz243ZQs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve7TB0FggaY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0haC4QkPO0

And to also convince you, you might've heard of Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff, yes? That comic is a part of and ties into Homestuck's plot.
 
Can someone give me an extremely fucking easy chicken and vegetable stir-fry recipe? The most complicated thing I cook is scrambled eggs. I just bought a cast-iron pan, and want to start using it to make healthy dinners.
 
weekend_warrior said:
I think Seinfeld had an episode about that.
Kind of, the abstinence, George's girlfriend thinks she has mono and he becomes very intelligent for a while, Elane becomes stupid because she withholds sex from her boyfriend. Bob Odenkirk was in that episode, I really dislike that guy in everything.
 
Could some recommend me some good free DVD burning software? Looking to put the files from my video camera onto a disc to play on a DVD player, and the only thing this computer has installed is a Windows application that takes hours to burn 1GB files (my drive is capable of much better than that).
 
If you mean just as files on a DVD, I use ImgBurn or CDBurnerXP. If you mean a video DVD readable in a player, sorry, don't really know.

Question: I don't watch much Family Guy but I have a theory that Brian is the only who actually understands Stewie and everyone else just hears him as baby-talk. Although people respond to what he does, no one else even seems to comprehend or acknowledge what he says, let alone actually converse with him. Is this true, false, or one of those things deliberately left ambiguous?

Edit: What I mean is, a lot of times it appears as if Lois or Peter is replying to Stewie, but it seems like they're instead responding to his general tone or mood the way any adult reads a baby's mood, but have no idea what he's actually saying.
 
faceless007 said:
If you mean just as files on a DVD, I use ImgBurn or CDBurnerXP. If you mean a video DVD readable in a player, sorry, don't really know.

Question: I don't watch much Family Guy but I have a theory that Brian is the only who actually understands Stewie and everyone else just hears him as baby-talk. Although people respond to what he does, no one else even seems to comprehend or acknowledge what he says, let alone actually converse with him. Is this true, false, or one of those things deliberately left ambiguous?

I don't think it matters anymore. Stewie constantly interacts with secondary characters on the show and does things a baby could never do, so at this point the whole "nobody understands Stewie but the audience" shtick just doesn't work. Plus Brians a fucking dog and he drives a prius and fucks women, so whats the point of getting caught up in the details?
 
Jimmy Stav said:
Can someone give me an extremely fucking easy chicken and vegetable stir-fry recipe? The most complicated thing I cook is scrambled eggs. I just bought a cast-iron pan, and want to start using it to make healthy dinners.

Stir frys are so easy and you can do so many variants, it's probably better to give you a basic recipie with some notes on the idea behind it so you can experiment and adapt.

Ingredients:
Chicken breast
Vegetables
- broccoli
- snow peas
- mushrooms
- baby corn
- bok choy
- anything really (you really only need three or four type of vegetables - you'll find that the more you throw in, the more generic it becomes)
- cashew nuts are nice
- bean sprouts are also nice (they turn into healthy noodles)

Two tablespoons of oil (peanut oil is good - you don't want a strong tasting oil like olive oil)
Two tablespoons of oyster or fish sauce - this isn't as scary as it sounds and it stores in the cupboard.
A tablespoon of soy sauce (you don't have to be precise with the oyster and soy sauce - you want to coat the ingredients without it becoming too much. If it looks too dry, add a bit more. Adjust the soy to taste - it's quite salty.

You can also buy bottled stir fry sauces from the super market - anything from satay to whatever takes your fancy. These are easy but I prefer it basic.

Points to remember:

Don't stir too fast - allow the heat to penetrate the food.
You want to vegies to be crunchy but not raw.
Some vegies take longer to cook than others - as a rule put the firmer vegies in first (like carrot) and the softer vegies in last.
Cut up everything first and have it ready to go.
Cut up everything roughly the same size, except things like garlic or ginger.
You don't want to crowd the pan whilst cooking. It might be an idea to cook the chicken first and then remove it from the pan before starting the vegetables if the pan isn't big enough.

GO!

Put oil in pan - heat until quite hot (not smoking but very reactive if you flick a drop of water in it)
Throw in chicken and stir (and fry) until it starts to brown.
Throw in vegetables and stir (and fry) - remember firmer vegetables first.
The whole frying process shouldn't take more than five minutes - give or take.
Reduce heat, add the oyster or fish sauce and the soy sauce (or your store bought sauce). Throw any sprouts and leafy vegetables (leafy parts of bok choy, baby spinach)in here to wilt but not go soggy. Heat for a minute and you're done.

Eat. Some people eat it with rice - I just prefer the stir fry on it's own.
 
My computer randomly shuts off (while playing certain games) - and I mean shut off, it doesn't shut down. The first few times it did this it wouldn't turn back on (I unplugged it from the surge protector, waited and then plugged it back in and turned it on and it worked) and sometimes I would get a stop error before it did it (other times it would just shut off without any error or sometimes it would flash a blue screen but the blue screen wouldn't stay up long enough for it to be read). The more recent times it did it, my computer just shut off and I could instantly start it again.

However, I have noticed that setting the affinity of the program I'm playing to use only one core usually (or seems to) solve the issue. Any idea on what it could be, GAF? I'm guessing power supply, or CPU overheating issue (because of setting the affinity seems to fix the issue).

Either way, are these easy and inexpensive fixes?
 
Shrinnan said:
My computer randomly shuts off (while playing certain games) - and I mean shut off, it doesn't shut down. The first few times it did this it wouldn't turn back on (I unplugged it from the surge protector, waited and then plugged it back in and turned it on and it worked) and sometimes I would get a stop error before it did it (other times it would just shut off without any error or sometimes it would flash a blue screen but the blue screen wouldn't stay up long enough for it to be read). The more recent times it did it, my computer just shut off and I could instantly start it again.

However, I have noticed that setting the affinity of the program I'm playing to use only one core usually (or seems to) solve the issue. Any idea on what it could be, GAF? I'm guessing power supply, or CPU overheating issue (because of setting the affinity seems to fix the issue).

Either way, are these easy and inexpensive fixes?

well why don't you check to see if it's a heat issue? run some temp monitoring programs in the background while playing games. Minimize to see what temps you're getting. IIRC most GPUs can handle around 90c at the most and CPUs can handle around 65 - 70C at the most.
 
StuBurns said:
Kind of, the abstinence, George's girlfriend thinks she has mono and he becomes very intelligent for a while, Elane becomes stupid because she withholds sex from her boyfriend. Bob Odenkirk was in that episode, I really dislike that guy in everything.

Surely you don't dislike him in Breaking Bad.
 
So I'm new to Illustrator and I have two objects, on above the other. I want to delete the shape of the top object from the bottom one. If I was using Photoshop I'd just make a selection from the top object, select the bottom one and then delete but I have no idea how to do that in Illustrator. Help?
 
Neverender said:
So I'm new to Illustrator and I have two objects, on above the other. I want to delete the shape of the top object from the bottom one. If I was using Photoshop I'd just make a selection from the top object, select the bottom one and then delete but I have no idea how to do that in Illustrator. Help?
You use the pathfinder tool just like you would for working with vectors in photoshop. Window>pathfinder.
Look up how to use, it can be confusing if you haven't messed with it before.
 
Agent Icebeezy said:
Has there ever been a study as to why men begin to think with such clarity the very second they ejaculate?
weekend_warrior said:
I think Seinfeld had an episode about that.

Haha I love that episode. George hitting home runs in Yankee Stadium in front of Derek Jeter and Bernie Williams was hilarious.

And it was also in There's Something About Mary spoken from Dom, Chris Elliott's character.

The most honest moment in a man's life is the five minutes after he's blown a load. That's a medical fact. And it's because you're no longer trying to get laid. You're actually thinking like a girl. They love that.
 
Jimmy Stav said:
jejay: Thanks to your post, I made a delicious stir-fry for dinner. Thank you!

I'll be sure to thank jejay for you. I'm sure he'll say you're welcome.

One caution - don't stir fry naked.
 
Why is it that in historical movies, people speak in upper class British accents? I'm watching enemy at the gates right now and I don't understand why they don't just speak with Russian accents. They do this in Gladiator, Troy, the Diary of Anne Frank, Spartacus...I don't get it.
 
lightless_shado said:
Why is it that in historical movies, people speak in upper class British accents? I'm watching enemy at the gates right now and I don't understand why they don't just speak with Russian accents. They do this in Gladiator, Troy, the Diary of Anne Frank, Spartacus...I don't get it.
In Enemy at the Gates I think most of the actors just speak in their normal voice except Ed Harris. The reason they sound British is because they are. Haven't seen Troy, but in Gladiator they tried to make a neutral accent according some promo I saw when it came out.
 
Is there a limit on how big a file can be to be moved on to a USB flash drive? I have an Imation 8gig one and I tried putting a 5 gig file onto it but it kept saying the destination or drive is full, even though at the time there was absolutely nothing on the drive. I did manage to put a 3 gig file on it the other day.
 
alex chilton said:
Is there a limit on how big a file can be to be moved on to a USB flash drive? I have an Imation 8gig one and I tried putting a 5 gig file onto it but it kept saying the destination or drive is full, even though at the time there was absolutely nothing on the drive. I did manage to put a 3 gig file on it the other day.
If it's in FAT32 format, the limit is 4GB.

Another possibility is there actually is stuff on there but it's not showing up, for example on OS X, you can bin stuff, it'll go the bin and not show up on the drive, but until you empty the bin that content is still on there taking up space.
 
StuBurns said:
If it's in FAT32 format, the limit is 4GB.

Another possibility is there actually is stuff on there but it's not showing up, for example on OS X, you can bin stuff, it'll go the bin and not show up on the drive, but until you empty the bin that content is still on there taking up space.

Just checked, it is in FAT32 format. Is there a way to change that? I bought this damn thing to move that one file!
 
alex chilton said:
Just checked, it is in FAT32 format. Is there a way to change that? I bought this damn thing to move that one file!
It depends what you're moving it to, but yes, you can reformat a drive.

I'm not an expert at all but it depends on what OS you are on and what are you trying to move it to? If it's Windows, use NTFS I believe.

If you're planning to put something on a PS3, it's not possible, it'll only read FAT32.
 
dejay said:
Stir frys are so easy and you can do so many variants, it's probably better to give you a basic recipie with some notes on the idea behind it so you can experiment and adapt.

Ingredients:
Chicken breast
Vegetables
- broccoli
- snow peas
- mushrooms
- baby corn
- bok choy
- anything really (you really only need three or four type of vegetables - you'll find that the more you throw in, the more generic it becomes)
- cashew nuts are nice
- bean sprouts are also nice (they turn into healthy noodles)

Two tablespoons of oil (peanut oil is good - you don't want a strong tasting oil like olive oil)
Two tablespoons of oyster or fish sauce - this isn't as scary as it sounds and it stores in the cupboard.
A tablespoon of soy sauce (you don't have to be precise with the oyster and soy sauce - you want to coat the ingredients without it becoming too much. If it looks too dry, add a bit more. Adjust the soy to taste - it's quite salty.

You can also buy bottled stir fry sauces from the super market - anything from satay to whatever takes your fancy. These are easy but I prefer it basic.

Points to remember:

Don't stir too fast - allow the heat to penetrate the food.
You want to vegies to be crunchy but not raw.
Some vegies take longer to cook than others - as a rule put the firmer vegies in first (like carrot) and the softer vegies in last.
Cut up everything first and have it ready to go.
Cut up everything roughly the same size, except things like garlic or ginger.
You don't want to crowd the pan whilst cooking. It might be an idea to cook the chicken first and then remove it from the pan before starting the vegetables if the pan isn't big enough.

GO!

Put oil in pan - heat until quite hot (not smoking but very reactive if you flick a drop of water in it)
Throw in chicken and stir (and fry) until it starts to brown.
Throw in vegetables and stir (and fry) - remember firmer vegetables first.
The whole frying process shouldn't take more than five minutes - give or take.
Reduce heat, add the oyster or fish sauce and the soy sauce (or your store bought sauce). Throw any sprouts and leafy vegetables (leafy parts of bok choy, baby spinach)in here to wilt but not go soggy. Heat for a minute and you're done.

Eat. Some people eat it with rice - I just prefer the stir fry on it's own.

I throw in rice and two eggs (or more, depending on the size of the dish) to cement it all together.

Still a good post!
 
So today I come home for my younger sister's birthday, and to spend time with my folks through Christmas, and I learn that my sister's boyfriend, who I had met previously and quite liked, is "not fond of the blacks", ordered a copy of Mein Kampf, and is considering getting a swastika tattoo.

I was so shocked my knee jerk reaction was to say he was a fucking moron and that I now disliked him, which obviously upset her as it is her birthday, which pissed me off.

I didn't want to make a thread about it, but I'm utterly baffled that I know someone like this, and while a part of me believes he is just a troubled teenager with misguided interests going through a phase that wont last, another part of me wants to beat his head in with a shovel and tell him to stay the fuck away from my sister.

UUuuuuuuugh. It is impossible for me to visit this family without some stressful shit being dumped on me hours after arrival. I'm so fucking sick of it.

Sorry, but I needed to livejournal/soapbox.
 
EatChildren said:
So today I come home for my younger sister's birthday, and to spend time with my folks through Christmas, and I learn that my sister's boyfriend, who I had met previously and quite liked, is "not fond of the blacks", ordered a copy of Mein Kampf, and is considering getting a swastika tattoo.

I was so shocked my knee jerk reaction was to say he was a fucking moron and that I now disliked him, which obviously upset her as it is her birthday, which pissed me off.

I didn't want to make a thread about it, but I'm utterly baffled that I know someone like this, and while a part of me believes he is just a troubled teenager with misguided interests going through a phase that wont last, another part of me wants to beat his head in with a shovel and tell him to stay the fuck away from my sister.

UUuuuuuuugh. It is impossible for me to visit this family without some stressful shit being dumped on me hours after arrival. I'm so fucking sick of it.

Sorry, but I needed to livejournal/soapbox.
That sucks man. Unfortunately if you give him the beating he deserves your sister will just be more set on spending time with him.
 
EatChildren said:
So today I come home for my younger sister's birthday, and to spend time with my folks through Christmas, and I learn that my sister's boyfriend, who I had met previously and quite liked, is "not fond of the blacks", ordered a copy of Mein Kampf, and is considering getting a swastika tattoo.

I honestly don't have anything to contribute (sorry) and it's horrible that he's not fond of blacks and is considering of getting a tattoo, but, as a question of my own, were it to be on its own surely there isn't anything wrong in anyone buying a copy of Mein Kampf, right?
 
josephdebono said:
I honestly don't have anything to contribute (sorry) and it's horrible that he's not fond of blacks and is considering of getting a tattoo, but, as a question of my own, were it to be on its own surely there isn't anything wrong in anyone buying a copy of Mein Kampf, right?

Nothing wrong at all. This was the first thing I was told and said it would be interesting, as long as he wasn't some Hitler worshipping moron. My sisters all hushed and murmered that there was something else that I wouldn't like, I pryed, and learned he is interested in the tattoo.

I'm simply in a shitty ditch of frustrating emotions. It happens every time I come and visit my folks. Whether it's concerns over my father's drinking, my mum's complaining, or my younger sister's depression and now this, I feel trapped and confined to an emotional state of pressure and anxiety.
 
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