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sankt-Antonio
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Two questions. One will make me look like a noob and one won't. I'll ask the one that won't first.
So, I wanna record my music from Korg DS 10. The way I have found to do this is by using aux cables. Problem is the sound on a recording isn't near mp3/CD quality. What I use is audacity to record it. Is there something I can do to fix the quality?
The dumb question. Is there a paid gaf membership or is that just a joke?
So, I wanna record my music from Korg DS 10. The way I have found to do this is by using aux cables. Problem is the sound on a recording isn't near mp3/CD quality. What I use is audacity to record it. Is there something I can do to fix the quality?
The dumb question. Is there a paid gaf membership or is that just a joke?
Cerebral Assassin
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Baconbitz said:
GAF gold is real but you have to have been here for a certain period of time & then a mod will approach you with the details, GAF Platinium is a myth, I think.
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Cerebral Assassin said:
It's not a myth. You just haven't been welcomed into the inner circle yet. Stop begging for membership, it's unbecoming.
Cerebral Assassin
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El_TigroX said:
Come on dude, you should know the first rule of GAF Platinum is you do not talk about GAF Platinum.
wolfmat
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You could build a UNION clause to combine the fields into one table. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Set_operations_(SQL)#UNION_operator http://support.microsoft.com/kb/208819sankt-Antonio said:
You might have to name the columns the same in the origin tables, I'm not sure.
Save the UNION clause's result as a table. Access doesn't do INTO iirc.
Then, do a SELECT on that result table with a sum() over "amount" and a GROUP BY on "game_title". http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Select_(SQL)
Save that clause's result as a table. That should be your result.
Delete the other tables after checking whether the amounts are right.
Do all that after having backed up your db because you'll likely do something wrong while trying to figure it all out.
I _think_ that should work. There are other ways to do it as well; you could use a JOIN, for example. Then save the result to a table. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Join_(SQL)
You could also use SELECTs exclusively. But that's a tad confusing.
I usually use JOINs for such operations, but that would be when I need views (aka virtual tables), not a redesign with complete reshuffling of data.
Edit: Maybe you actually want a view instead of a complete redesign. Think about it: You could as well keep the original tables and JOIN shit for a view.
Help GAF! I've had this issue for quite some time, but now I'm fed with it. I'll explain it. I have this awesome dropbox folder on my netbook that I use for my uni work and in that folder is where I store my files (class notes, projects, etc.) Well, ever since some guy from a group essay saved a weird file type in my public folder, now all my .docx (Word 2007 is what I use) show up with these icons, and whenever I save, sometimes it won't allow me to save on the same document, I have to do a "Save As..." and then later, change the name so it replaces the file I was trying to overwrite in the first place.
Also, they show up as docx files, but they have this weird bootleg icon that I have no idea where it came from. Is there a possible solution? Am I already dead, GAF? Here's a picture of how it actually looks. It works with my Word 2007 copy, and on other computers where I have the dropbox folder, it shows up as a normal 2007 document.
I'd appreciate some help, thanks!
Also, they show up as docx files, but they have this weird bootleg icon that I have no idea where it came from. Is there a possible solution? Am I already dead, GAF? Here's a picture of how it actually looks. It works with my Word 2007 copy, and on other computers where I have the dropbox folder, it shows up as a normal 2007 document.
I'd appreciate some help, thanks!
sankt-Antonio
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thx! ill report how it went, going to take a while i think.wolfmat said:
I can get one of these for free;
PS3: The Sims 3 (my wife wants it, but she also already have the pc version. I might play it too, looks fun.)
PS3: Blazblue CS (I have SSFIV, but I don't play it that much, I admire good looking sprites, but suck at fighters)
Help me out, please
PS3: The Sims 3 (my wife wants it, but she also already have the pc version. I might play it too, looks fun.)
PS3: Blazblue CS (I have SSFIV, but I don't play it that much, I admire good looking sprites, but suck at fighters)
Help me out, please
I don't use dropbox, so I can't directly help you, but maybe the official Dropbox Bugs & Troubleshooting forum would be a good place to search/ask.Sofo said:
Cerebral Assassin
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Tailzo said:I can get one of these for free;
PS3: The Sims 3 (my wife wants it, but she also already have the pc version. I might play it too, looks fun.)
PS3: Blazblue CS (I have SSFIV, but I don't play it that much, I admire good looking sprites, but suck at fighters)
Help me out, please
I think Sims 3 is broken(or at least it was) & one of the Blazblues is meant to have a good tutorial, so I would go for that.
Decom said:
Well, the problem is that they do open in Microsoft Office 2007 (the one I use in all my computers) and the preferred program to open both kind of documents is the same even though they're both different files:S. L. said:
One is DOCX FILE (ARCHIVO DOCX on the picture) and the other one says Microsoft Office Word Document, as if it wouldn't recognise those stored in that computer like that. The problem is that if I make a new file, it is MOWD, but it ends up transformed into DOCX one.
I am truly clueless, sorry! And thanks for redirecting me to dropbox troubleshooting, seems like nothing there though.
cuevas. PhD.
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CHEEZMO said:Motherless >_>
It's not just the videos either, even single images take ages to load. Other sites work fine though :/
She's fully naked
Motherless, you mean another honeypot?
Schmattakopf
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I read this response aloud to my friend after laughing, she laughed, but then she thought that you were serious. And I was like. Jesus. Of course it comes with slots for the bread, it's a toaster.Qwomo said:
parrotbeak
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My kitchen came with a starter toaster without slots and I had to pay for the upgrade to get slots.Schmattakopf said:
Could someone who know Spanish translate Bombay by El Guincho (NSFW) for me?
Google translate doesn't make all that much sense.
Lyrics:
Google translate doesn't make all that much sense.
Lyrics:
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Te miro desde arriba por si todo se termina
quiero que me recuerdes como las primeras veces
hay algo que no atino a saber por que no camina
que será lo que no me deja ver lo que tengo enfrente?
Ya no somos pequeños aprendimos de las cosas
que nos fueron pasando en lugares diferentes
no te vayas a China que alli no tienen cortinas
como las que nos escondieron de todos los demás
Te mueves sin sombrilla paseando por las orillas
de la isla que encima se enfada cuando no vulevo
no todo es culpa mia ahora esto es muy diferente
y si no lo ves es que no lo quieres ver
o es que no me puedes ver
Algo que un día brilla también podrá repertirse
intentas que me lo crea pero me parece un cuento
hace 200 días que no me sale una línea y además
no parece que va a cambiar aunque ahora me escuches
solo yo te pido que te quedes en...
donde puedas alcanzar lo que quieras conseguir
Y en cambio tú me pides que me quede donde puedas vigilarme hasta que te canses de... buscarI look at you from above in case everything ends
I want you to remember me like the first times
there's something i cant seem to know because it doesnt walk
what is it that wont let me see what its right in front of me ?
We are not little anymore, we learnt from things
that happened to us in different places
Dont go to China, there's no curtains there
like the ones that hid us from everyone else
You move without a parasol strolling through the shore
of the island that gets angry when i dont come back
Not everything's my fault, now this is very different
and if you dont see it its because you dont want to see it
or you cant see me
Something that that one day shines could also repeat itself
you try to get me to believe it but i think its just a story
Its been over 200 days since i could write a line and it
doesnt seem like its going to change even though you now hear me
I only ask you to stay..
where you can achieve what you want to achieve
and in exchange you ask me to stay where you could watch me until you get tired of.. searching.
Some part of its dont make sense since its really hard to translate correctly. The "200 dias que no me sale una linea" part would be translated as "200 days since i line came out of me" if you go word by word, but i guessed it was refering to writing.
I want you to remember me like the first times
there's something i cant seem to know because it doesnt walk
what is it that wont let me see what its right in front of me ?
We are not little anymore, we learnt from things
that happened to us in different places
Dont go to China, there's no curtains there
like the ones that hid us from everyone else
You move without a parasol strolling through the shore
of the island that gets angry when i dont come back
Not everything's my fault, now this is very different
and if you dont see it its because you dont want to see it
or you cant see me
Something that that one day shines could also repeat itself
you try to get me to believe it but i think its just a story
Its been over 200 days since i could write a line and it
doesnt seem like its going to change even though you now hear me
I only ask you to stay..
where you can achieve what you want to achieve
and in exchange you ask me to stay where you could watch me until you get tired of.. searching.
Some part of its dont make sense since its really hard to translate correctly. The "200 dias que no me sale una linea" part would be translated as "200 days since i line came out of me" if you go word by word, but i guessed it was refering to writing.
Schmattakopf
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That sounds like a scam.parrotbeak said:
cuevas. PhD.
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CHEEZMO said:
Isn't that site just full of underage girls?
Professor Beef
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No.cuevas said:
TheFuryMGS3
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I recently bought an item through a seller using paypal, and I think the guy might have taken my money and ran. Its been three days since he has responded to my email's (I paid three days ago) and the "confirmation" number was two digits short. How long should I give it till I sound the fraud horns? Any chance I'll get my money back?
Cosmic Bus
pristine morning snow
To which agency should I report an internationally-based job scam to? I'm looking over the FBI's internet crime complaints site, but it doesn't really have a section for this exact type of incident.
Schmattakopf
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It's part of the search function which was disabled. I think it was disabled because of bandwidth issues but I don't know if that's true. You can do Google searches like site:neogaf.com Soul_Pie but of course that goes by Google rankings.Soul_Pie said:
MacGurcules
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I don't understand the correlation. Avatars were all hosted offsite before. Won't bringing them all "local" increase server load even if they're static?CHEEZMO said:
Chuck (Old)
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Who's in charge of promotions in the military? Is it the general on base or does approval go even higher up, say to congress or even the president? (e.g. lieutenant colonel ---> colonel)
MacGurcules
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Okay, so it's more coincidence than correlation.Bananakin said:
Baconbitz said:
What about it? You can't improve audio if the source is bad. It's like when TV crime shows do "ENHANCE" on images... that shit doesn't work. Maybe you could run an EQ on the high end to kill the noise/static but other than that I don't think you have a lot of options.
There's a MS-20 app for iPad which is just like the DS-10 except with MORE. If you don't have an iPad then I guess it doesn't matter, but the audio quality out of that would be much, much better.
Ethics Gradient
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I'm looking for a short story I read six years or so ago in a sci-fi anthology:
-Humans branch out into the galaxy, and find that it is dominated by an alien intelligence that is basically all-powerful, and sinister. This force has already enslaved all other intelligent life forms.
-Humans and their colony ships are hunted to near extinction, always attempting to adapt, genetically modify themselves, and hide themselves away.
-They're always found and systematically erradicated, even though they put up a fight. One branch of the story depicts the humans, heavily modified for a high-G planet, being found and attacked.
-Towards the end of the story, one lone ship manages to find the "headquarters" of the alien race, and meets the "leader" of the alien forces. I forget exactly what happens, but the gist is that there is no hope for the human race, they are but play-things to the alien.
Maybe someone will recognize this. Worth a shot, because I've searched for quite awhile and never rediscovered the name.
-Humans branch out into the galaxy, and find that it is dominated by an alien intelligence that is basically all-powerful, and sinister. This force has already enslaved all other intelligent life forms.
-Humans and their colony ships are hunted to near extinction, always attempting to adapt, genetically modify themselves, and hide themselves away.
-They're always found and systematically erradicated, even though they put up a fight. One branch of the story depicts the humans, heavily modified for a high-G planet, being found and attacked.
-Towards the end of the story, one lone ship manages to find the "headquarters" of the alien race, and meets the "leader" of the alien forces. I forget exactly what happens, but the gist is that there is no hope for the human race, they are but play-things to the alien.
Maybe someone will recognize this. Worth a shot, because I've searched for quite awhile and never rediscovered the name.
IGotBillySoSpooked
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Somebody explain this joke to me:
Nurse: Are you ready to operate, doctor?
Zoidberg: I'd love to, but first I have to perform a surgery.
Is there anything to it or is it just Zoidberg being Zoidberg?
Nurse: Are you ready to operate, doctor?
Zoidberg: I'd love to, but first I have to perform a surgery.
Is there anything to it or is it just Zoidberg being Zoidberg?
IGotBillySoSpooked
Low moral character
Rei_Toei said:
Isn't that what the term "legacy system" means?
IGotBillySoSpooked said:
Yeah, and it's also sometimes referred to as dominant design, but I'm looking for a 'broader' theory that, if I remember correctly, uses the qwerty keyboard of an example how a certain system or design influences further developments despite better designs/systems developed over time. I encountered it in article about political systems.
Edit: found it, path dependence.
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