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[Spiritreaver]

people, this show needs better ratings, new characters, etc.

I propose they get a talking animal, or have someone die.

EDIT: OH SHIT SSX SMELLS LIKE CHEESE.

 

[Suerte]

We've been leading you on this whole time. This thread is actually an intervention!

Drama, Ratings, +1

I've admitted I have a problem, now let's celebrate with VODKA

 

[StrikerObi]

I've admitted I have a problem, now let's celebrate with VODKA

Ok

Edit: shit, no wait, bad idea.

 

[Suerte]

*gets drunk* Rapes one of the characters on the show, TUNE IN NEXT WEEK TO FIND OUT WHO!

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

count me out......

 

[StrikerObi]

BuddyChirst and Agent Dormer need to hurry up and get home from work. Ratings are dropping!

Edit: Also I'm going out to Taco Bell. I'll be back in a bit but for the time I've got to think outside the bun.

*cue Taco Bell commercial*

 

[Suerte]

It turns out I raped a rock! OUCH

BuddyC makes the ladies tune in, I say me and Agent Dormer make sweet love to boost ratings, LIVE ON AIR.

 

[Mike Works]

No he's a stupid baby now.

But stupid babies need the MOST attention!

 

[Jonnyboy117]

I am afraid.

 

[mightynine]

The OT: Madness, in message board form.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

as long as the stupid baby isnt president, everything will be fine. and dont let kevin sorbo become executive producer.

 

[SSGMUN10000]

POST count +1...........................today on The OT

 

[MrPing1000]

crap i molested the family dog

 

[StrikerObi]

crap i molested the family dog

You bastard! How could you cheat on me with that.... that animal!

 

[Kuramu]

i might as well make an appearance in the thread +1 post count, and thanks to anyone who liked the chickmin pic

 

[Suerte]

You bastard! How could you cheat on me with that.... that animal!

Who wouldn't?

 

[StrikerObi]

Filthy hussie!

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

interspecies sex might get the FCC after you guys, of course as long as you dont show any canine areola.......

 

[StrikerObi]

interspecies sex might get the FCC after you guys, of course as long as you dont show any canine areola.......

I think you forgot dude, we're on FOX.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

oy vey......

 

[Suerte]

I think you forgot dude, we're on FOX.

Shit we'll get cancelled during our highest ratings!

 

[MrPing1000]

You bastard! How could you cheat on me with that.... that animal!

I'm sorry I wash drunk, I didn't know what I was doing and he looked at me with those puppy dog eyes.


I THINK HE HYPNOTISED ME INTO BEASTIALITY!

 

[StrikerObi]

Guys ratings are dropping again. As the Executive Producer, I'm switching the show to an ACTION BUDDY COP DRAMA COMEDY!

 

[Suerte]

Guys ratings are dropping again. As the Executive Producer, I'm switching the show to an ACTION BUDDY COP DRAMA COMEDY!

What are our new roles?!

 

[MrPing1000]

ok I'll be the police chief "O'Hara" he's Irish and shouts a lot but is also an alcoholic

 

[StrikerObi]

What are our new roles?!

Mr. Ping is the chief, who has an addiction to fabragie eggs
mightynine is cop #1, who is a total klutz
Suerte is cop #2 who is secretly gay but can't let anyone know or else he'll be fired
BuddyChrist is the pet monkey sidekick
Agent Dormer is the nafarious villian

 

[MrPing1000]

Mr. Ping is cop #1, who has an addiction to fabragie eggs
Suerte is cop #2 who is secretly gay but can't let anyone know or else he'll be fired
BuddyChrist is the pet monkey sidekick
Agent Dormer is the nafarious villian

ahh even better

 

[StrikerObi]

ahh even better

NO YOU'RE THE CHIEF!

 

[MrPing1000]

ok righteo

Ok guys We got a Asian smuggling ring smuggling WOMANS USED PANTIES! I want you guys to get on the case.... and bring me back an egg!

 

[Suerte]

ahh even better

In another twist, I'VE BEEN SLEEPING WITH AGENT DORMER - THE VILLIAN!

 

[StrikerObi]

In another twist, I'VE BEEN SLEEPING WITH AGENT DORMER - THE VILLIAN!

Ok but don't tell anyone or else we break continuity and you get fired.

 

[Suerte]

Ok but don't tell anyone or else we break continuity and you get fired.

Oh RIGHT, I'm on the used panties case! I SHALL SMELL FOR CLUES!

 

[StrikerObi]

Oh and Mike Works is the dirty cop who's secretly in cahoots with the villian.

 

[Suerte]

Man this isn't gonna work till the other actors get their lazy asses over here! I CANT DO A ONE MAN SHOW!

 

[StrikerObi]

Man this isn't gonna work till the other actors get their lazy asses over here! I CANT DO A ONE MAN SHOW!

Yeah, these stupid bum actors. Let's just sit around and bitch until they show up.

 

[Suerte]

Yeah, these stupid bum actors. Let's just sit around and bitch until they show up.

I hear Agent Dormer is gay you know..

NEWS JUST IN - gayming age completes the 25th member mark!

 

[bogg]

friend: Dude what are u watchin?
me: I dunno man some crazy ass show man...
friend: is it good? whats it about?
me: i dunno man, its like this really crazy shit, and they are always doing something diffrent, it got this gay dude who wants to sleep with everyone, and dude this one guy fucked a dog, i dunno man this is like the best tv show ever.
friend: wanna get stoned?
me: fuck yea.

 

[BuddyC]

I hear Agent Dormer is gay you know..

Hear? Fuck, I know he is, as do my orifices.

 

[Spiritreaver]

Hear? Fuck, I know he is, as do my orifices.

Hook me up, yo.

 

[Suerte]

Hear? Fuck, I know he is, as do my orifices.

>_<

YOU SAID YOU WERE WAITING FOR ME!

 

[StrikerObi]

Hear? Fuck, I know he is, as do my orifices.

Well it was nice of you to finally show up on the set!

 

[Suerte]

News just in: NEOGAF SHOWS ADS :O

 

[Wario64]

Uh oh, NEO-GAF is doomed!

Soon we'll have spyware crap floating!

 

[Suerte]

Uh oh, NEO-GAF is doomed!

Soon we'll have spyware crap floating!

Do you want to install "Hardcore XXX Desktop Dancer? SHE KICKS HIGH!"

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

im pretty sure my agent has placed a call. i wanna audition for the villain role....

 

[Spiritreaver]

Uh oh, NEO-GAF is doomed!

Soon we'll have spyware crap floating!

Gator.com is my hero.

I'm all up for voyeurism... oh wait what a way to raise ratings.

 

[StrikerObi]

im pretty sure my agent has placed a call. i wanna audition for the villain role....

We've got an opening for the villian's sidekick who's obviously smarter than the villian and should be in charge. It's yours.

Also, the clarify the nefarious villian character is to be played like the stereotypical James Bond villian.

 

[BuddyC]

Well it was nice of you to finally show up on the set!

Someone had errands to run, bitch.

 

[StrikerObi]

Someone had errands to run, bitch.

Get your fucking assisstant to do it or something. We don't pay him to sit around and jack off into the coffee pot.

 

[Suerte]

Someone had errands to run, bitch.

Yeah, we know what you were busy doing!