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[evil solrac v3.0]

We've got an opening for the villian's sidekick who's obviously smarter than the villian and should be in charge. It's yours.

Also, the clarify the nefarious villian character is to be played like the stereotypical James Bond villian.

done, do i get my own trailer and sexy assistant?

 

[BuddyC]

Get your fucking assisstant to do it or something. We don't pay him to sit around and jack off into the coffee pot.

Strange, I do. Mmm, protein coffee.

 

[StrikerObi]

Good now all we need is for Dormer to show up.

Also SolidSnakeX eats feet for breakfast.

 

[BuddyC]

Good now all we need is for Dormer to show up.

Also SolidSnakeX eats feet for breakfast.

I'll have to leave soon enough, I've got 8 people over and then I have reviews to write.

P.S. - Repost the logo.

 

[StrikerObi]

I'll have to leave soon enough, I've got 8 people over and then I have reviews to write.

P.S. - Repost the logo.

 

[BuddyC]

OH MY GOD THE WHOLE POPULATION OF TEAMXBOX WAS JUST KILLED BY A MYSTERIOUS VIRUS

 

[StrikerObi]

huhwhat?

 

[BuddyC]

huhwhat?

God was just proving he is kind and merciful, that's all.

 

[StrikerObi]

ok

 

[Suerte]

No one laughed at my funny picture, you all suck.

 

[Agent Dormer]

Yes, I was away... at work... yes. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

EDIT: Also, I reject the Junior Member's request to be my sidekick.

 

[Suerte]

Yes, I was away... at work... yes. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

The thread missed you.

 

[Agent Dormer]

The thread missed you.

I don't think the thread is the only thing that missed me.

 

[Boogie]

You guys got it all wrong. The OT doesn't need more drama, it needs violence.


*punches Agent Dormer in the face*

Welcome to page 8, Bitch!

 

[StrikerObi]

You guys got it all wrong. The OT doesn't need more drama, it needs violence.


*punches Agent Dormer in the face*

Welcome to page 8, Bitch!

YES! RATINGS!

 

[Agent Dormer]

You guys got it all wrong. The OT doesn't need more drama, it needs violence.


*punches Agent Dormer in the face*

Welcome to page 8, Bitch!

I'm the villian, which means I can use my really cool personal DEATH CHAMBER ON YOU! I hope you enjoy breathing it TOXIC FUMES!

 

[Suerte]

HATE CRIME!

And what else missed you Agent Dormer? *looks down* Oh..

I MUST ARREST YOU, BUT I CANNOT...

 

[Boogie]

YES! RATINGS!

I'll be The OT's designated assaulter.

 

[Agent Dormer]

HATE CRIME!

And what else missed you Agent Dormer? *looks down* Oh..

I MUST ARREST YOU, BUT I CANNOT...

Well, I can just escape from custody. You know that.

 

[Boogie]

I'm the villian, which means I can use my really cool personal DEATH CHAMBER ON YOU! I hope you enjoy breathing it TOXIC FUMES!

Toxic fumes? You expect to stop me with toxic fumes? HA!

*punches Dormer in the face again*

Spoiler

okay, yeah, this thread is definitely going to be a guilty pleasure....

 

[Agent Dormer]

Toxic fumes? You expect to stop me with toxic fumes? HA!

*punches Dormer in the face again*

Spoiler

okay, yeah, this thread is definitely going to be a guilty pleasure....

That's going to be difficult to do once I chop off your hands.

 

[Boogie]

That's going to be difficult to do once I chop off your hands.

Unless you're Jack Bauer, (and you're not, 'cause you're EVIL) I'm not terribly worried.

Besides, I can kick too.

 

[StrikerObi]

New cast member: Boogie is the renegade ex-cop who takes the law into his own hands, much to the chagrin of the police chief.

 

[Suerte]

That's it, you're all under arrest! STICK EM UP!

 

[Desperado]

Stick what up, hmmm? Screw that...*grabs shotgun* Anyone that comes within a 50 foot radius gets their crotch blown off.

 

[Suerte]

Stick what up, hmmm? Screw that...*grabs shotgun* Anyone that comes within a 50 foot radius gets their crotch blown off.

*sets off a nuke*

HAHAHAHA

 

[Boogie]

New cast member: Boogie is the renegade ex-cop who takes the law into his own hands, much to the chagrin of the police chief.

Sounds good to me.

 

[Kabuki Waq]

Dear God this thread Reeks of the Old "OT Crew" accept a bit less gay.

 

[fart]

Dear God this thread Reeks of the Old "OT Crew" except a bit more gay.

fixed

 

[Desperado]

*sets off a nuke*

HAHAHAHA

WTF man, your nuke missed. You managed to blow up Mexico, though, and now its raining fajitas. Thanks!

WHO WILL SAVE TEH MEXICO?!?!???

 

[White Man]

Dear God this thread Reeks of the Old "OT Crew" accept a bit less gay.

Ergh, I'm beginning to agree. Dark days to live through.

 

[Rorschach]

Dear God this thread Reeks of the Old "OT Crew" except a lot more gay.

Fixed.

 

[BuddyC]

Sounds good to me.

that is, until he finds out his girlfriend is sucking off the chief and offs himself.

Boogie is then reincarnated as a pair of hot pants.

 

[Desperado]

Boogie is then reincarnated as a pair of hot dogs.

fixed.

 

[Suerte]

You're all jealous of "The OT" actors.

 

[BuddyC]

Mmm, Boogie tastes like non-meat.

 

[Agent Dormer]

Mmm, Boogie tastes like non-meat.

Actually, he's Kosher!

 

[Boogie]

that is, until he finds out his girlfriend is sucking off the chief and offs himself.

Boogie is then reincarnated as a pair of hot pants.

Wait, I have a girlfriend? I think The OT just lost its believability factor.

Edit: Hey, no tasting Boogie, please! I'm like Secret: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!

 

[Agent Dormer]

Wait, I have a girlfriend? I think The OT just lost its believability factor.

Edit: Hey, no tasting Boogie, please! I'm like Secret: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!

So you're a dildo now?

 

[Boogie]

So you're a dildo now?

No, not a dildo, not hot pants, not a hot dog. I'm a renegade cop. A robot renegade cop.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/miramax/comedian.html

 

[Desperado]

No, not a dildo, not hot pants, not a hot dog. I'm a renegade cop. A robot renegade cop.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/miramax/comedian.html

since when was Rosie a cop?

 

[Matlock]

I'm sure SolidSnakex would cop a feel on Rosie.

 

[mightynine]

Guys ratings are dropping again. As the Executive Producer, I'm switching the show to an ACTION BUDDY COP DRAMA COMEDY!

 

[StrikerObi]

Good, now that we're all here. GET TO WORK. WE HAVE A SHOW TO FILM!

 

[mightynine]

Good, now that we're all here. GET TO WORK. WE HAVE A SHOW TO FILM!

I'm not part of this now, am I?

Because I'm scared.

 

[Desperado]

It's not dramatic enough without women.

 

[StrikerObi]

It's not dramatic enough without women.

You're hired. You get to be a tranny! The TV audience is moronic, they'll never know!

 

[Felidae_Khrall]

This week on, "SABOTAGE!"

Suerte, the 'flaming' hot new rookie cop, is seen drinking in a NON-GAY establishment, and scandal ROCKS the OT as he seemed to be buying a female drinks. Investigators are looking into the possibility that this was a Draq Queen, but that seems an unlikely outcome.

Detective Buddy H.Christ has been suspended from the force pending the outcome of an investigation involving the Chief of Police's daughter. The Chief has neglected to comment on the nature of the investigation, but stated that if Detective Christ was found to be responsible he would, "Send that fertile bastard to the electric chair."

Homeless informant Mike "Worky" Works was found in critical condition outside the OT's hospital in the early hours of the morning, wearing only a Leafs jersey. Tattooed on his forehead were the words "Nucks Suck." The police have no clues as to who could have done this, but suspect it was a random, unmotivated assault.

In other news, hundreds of fans are in town for the Toronto/Vancouver game. We go live to the scene.

"WOOOOOOOOO!! LEAFS #1!!! AND WE'LL ******* KILL ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE!"

It's heartwarming to see the love that these fans have for their team.

 

[Desperado]

Sweet.

 

[Agent Dormer]

DO NOT JOCK OUR SHOW.