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[Felidae_Khrall]

DO NOT JOCK OUR SHOW.

Didn't anyone tell you ? I'm the new head writer.

I make 5x your salary too.

 

[Agent Dormer]

Didn't anyone tell you ? I'm the new head writer.

I make 5x your salary too.

Actually...

You're fired!

 

[Boogie]

SSX is....well he's.....he's a big doody head. Yeah.

 

[Felidae_Khrall]

It's a sad day in the OT.

Agent Dormer took his own life in what can only be described as a "Transsexual suicide party."

Family and friends identified the body, but said they had never before seen him wearing a pink tutu, and drinking Banana Daquiri's.

 

[BuddyC]

It's a sad day in the OT.

Agent Dormer took his own life in what can only be described as a "Transsexual suicide party."

Family and friends identified the body, but said they had never before seen him wearing a pink tutu, and drinking Banana Daquiri's.

I can't believe he finally reached. Balls to the lip.

 

[Agent Dormer]

It's a sad day in the OT.

Agent Dormer took his own life in what can only be described as a "Transsexual suicide party."

Family and friends identified the body, but said they had never before seen him wearing a pink tutu, and drinking Banana Daquiri's.

Too bad that was my clone, the Suerte was supposed to arrest to keep me out of jail. Not my fault he was messed up in the head!

 

[Felidae_Khrall]

I can't believe he finally reached. Balls to the lip.

Hey didn't you read the script? You're on suspension!

 

[Felidae_Khrall]

Too bad that was my clone, the Suerte was supposed to arrest to keep me out of jail. Not my fault he was messed up in the head!

How do we know that YOU'RE not the clone? his EVIL clone, trying to subvert the world into your twisted views of society????? HMM?? What if people don't WANT to eat Banana's with Peanut butter on them??? WHAT THEN?? Will you just kill them? you would too, you sick bastard.

 

[BuddyC]

Hey didn't you read the script? You're on suspension!

Yea, I saw that script. All I have to say is : FSUTA

 

[Felidae_Khrall]

Yea, I saw that script. All I have to say is : FSUTA

You'd still get it pregnant.

 

[BuddyC]

You'd still get it pregnant.

Maybe if the writers weren't hacks who resort to the same tired plot devices over and over again.

 

[Felidae_Khrall]

Maybe if the writers weren't hacks who resort to the same tired plot devices over and over again.

Well.. uhh.. uh.. YOU'RE a plot devicE!

 

[StrikerObi]

Didn't anyone tell you ? I'm the new head writer.

I make 5x your salary too.

yeah Dormer. DON'T JOCK MY NEW WRITER! THIS GUY'S GOT MOXIE!

 

[Boogie]

Uh-oh, behind the scenes tension!

 

[Felidae_Khrall]

yeah Dormer. DON'T JOCK MY NEW WRITER! THIS GUY'S GOT MOXIE!

DID I F***ING ASK YOU TO DEFEND ME? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? THE BOSS?

......

Umm.... You are.... Uhh.. Coffee sir?

 

[StrikerObi]

Good news! The OT has become so popular they've spun off a reality show! New to the OT Universe is "Behind the OT."

Next thing you know we'll have 5 or 6 shows like Law & Order.

 

[BuddyC]

Uh-oh, behind the scenes tension!

didn't you hear? The OT is a reality show now, focusing on the tension between hack writers and two-bit actors.

I like SSX. He's a good guy.

 

[Matlock]

GUYS, SOMEHOW BUDDYCHRIST AND I GOT MARRIED

AND I'M HAVING SEX WITH BOOGIE

 

[Felidae_Khrall]

GUYS, SOMEHOW BUDDYCHRIST AND I GOT MARRIED

AND I'M HAVING SEX WITH BOOGIE

*Writes in a 3rd world adopted child for Matlock and Buddy*

 

[Boogie]

GUYS, SOMEHOW BUDDYCHRIST AND I GOT MARRIED

AND I'M HAVING SEX WITH BOOGIE

*punches Matlock in the face*

Was is good for you too?

 

[Agent Dormer]

If we're gonna be like Law and Order, do we get a cool sound for scene changes? Donk-donk.

Also - SSX has a small wee-wee. Suerte showed me his arrest photos!

 

[StrikerObi]

If we're gonna be like Law and Order, do we get a cool sound for scene changes? Donk-donk.

Also - SSX has a small wee-wee. Suerte showed me his arrest photos!

Yes but time ticks by randomly in The OT, we're not real time. Still, the clock is cool so we'll adpot it.

 

[Agent Dormer]

Well, Mr. BuddyC - just to let you know I'm calling the shots now. There are 12 carriers with the virus making their way across the forums now. And only I know who they are.

 

[BuddyC]

Well, Mr. BuddyC - just to let you know I'm calling the shots now. There are 12 carriers with the virus making their way across the forums now. And only I know who they are.

Wait, THIS forum?

 

[Felidae_Khrall]

*DONK DONK*

Suerte: We found the body here, but they were killed in the main house. The Killer then wrapped the body in plastic and hauled it out here to the shed.

Buddy "Brisco" Christ: Lets have a look then...

*opens bag*

B.B.C: That is one handsome woman. Does she have a name?

Suerte: 'His' name is Marco, he was a female impersonator down at a local club. Did a very good rendition of "Peel me a grape."

B.B.C: Well.. I guess that trip from the house to the shed, was the last DRAG this Queen will ever have.

*Cue Intro music*

 

[Matlock]

*punches Matlock in the face*

Was is good for you too?

Boogie on down, Bottom!

 

[Agent Dormer]

Wait, THIS forum?

Yes, this forum. This forum bent on taking over other Net based places for posting. My demands must be meet or I'll unleash the virus infecting everyone!

 

[BuddyC]

Yes, this forum. This forum bent on taking over other Net based places for posting. My demands must be meet or I'll unleash the virus infecting everyone!

So everyone will die?

 

[Felidae_Khrall]

So everyone will die?

No, the virus gives the infected person an insatiable urge to watch "Saved by the Bell" re-runs.

 

[Agent Dormer]

So everyone will die?

Yes, everyone will die. You, BuddyC. You and your family, friends, pets and anyone you've ever loved.

 

[Matlock]

Buddy, make me some pancakes. I didn't marry you for nothin', woman!

 

[BuddyC]

No, the virus gives the infected person an insatiable urge to watch "Saved by the Bell" re-runs.

Well, it wasn't the slaughter I was pining for, but it'll work. See you guys next week.

 

[BuddyC]

Yes, everyone will die. You, BuddyC. You and your family, friends, pets and anyone you've ever loved.

Oh, good. Okay, that's cool. You want the money up front, or is credit cool?

Buddy, make me some pancakes. I didn't marry you for nothin', woman!

NOW YOU'RE MY ZOMBIE BITCH

 

[Agent Dormer]

Oh, good. Okay, that's cool. You want the money up front, or is credit cool?

I don't think you're understanding me. IF YOU DO NOT TAKE ME SERIOUSLY, THE VIRUS WILL BE OUT!

 

[BuddyC]

I don't think you're understanding me. IF YOU DO NOT TAKE ME SERIOUSLY, THE VIRUS WILL BE OUT!

I really appreciate it, thanks man.

 

[Matlock]

NOW YOU'RE MY ZOMBIE BITCH

*eats Agent Dormer's brains*

 

[neptunes]

isn't there Irc for this sh!t?

 

[BuddyC]

*eats Agent Dormer's brains*

Seriously, if you fuck up this "everyone on the forum is gonna die" thing, I'm gonna be super pissed.

 

[Felidae_Khrall]

isn't there Irc for this sh!t?

*Watches neptunes get mobbed by angry OT'er who ravenously chew out his brains.*

 

[Error Macro]

I heard there's going to be a terrorist attack on GA. The info was floating out in the ether.

 

[BuddyC]

*Watches neptunes get mobbed by angry OT'er who ravenously chew out his brains.*

I would've done that in gaming, too.

 

[Matlock]

There's brains in the gaming forum?

 

[Agent Dormer]

isn't there Irc for this sh!t?

Just like there is Metal Gear Ac!d for using the '!' in a word. For that, I'm going to serve you a helping of UNTIMELY DEATH! You get to die by leath injection. Have fun with the last five minutes of your patethic life.

 

[Boogie]

No, the virus gives the infected person an insatiable urge to watch "Saved by the Bell" re-runs.

Nuts, I've been infected for months now.

 

[Boogie]

isn't there Irc for this sh!t?

eh, If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

 

[BuddyC]

*reads comics*

 

[Felidae_Khrall]

Just like there is Metal Gear Ac!d for using the '!' in a word. For that, I'm going to serve you a helping of UNTIMELY DEATH! You get to die by leath injection. Have fun with the last five minutes of your patethic life.

My Avatar eats your avatar!

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[Error Macro]

My Avatar eats your avatar!

Your avatar eats the TOS!

 

[Felidae_Khrall]

Your avatar eats the TOS!

Negative! it is 90x150, the prescribed avatar size.

 

[Agent Dormer]

My Avatar eats your avatar!

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It can't eat my avatar since it can't digest pixels without exploding.