"The Enemy of the Byakugan"
Well, they are dead. Time for the adventures of Sakura and Konohamaru. Raiga blew them to bits! Crazy intensifies! No bodies=no funerals. The boy speaks up, the four of them are alive. Way to ruin my parade, filler Haku. Raiga can't believe them, but remembers that Filler Haku is never wrong.
"One of them is troublesome" says the bloodmist. We hear Neji's thoughts. It was a close one, he managed to stop his Byakugan, etc, etc.
We hear all this as Team Guy and Drummer Naruto pose for their second album cover, Thunder in the Jungle. His magic eyes work on everything else but Raiga. There's a lot of random flunkie ninjas around that Neji points out and sends the team to dispose of. These four easily dispatch them.
SWERVE! They are rocks and tress and the like. The episode title is coming true! Naruto misses with a VINTAGE Uzumaki Barrage and Lee is dangling on a rope head first down a cliff face.
Everytime Neji looks though he sees people, or possibly enemies from Twilight Princess. Illusions with chakra networks shouldn't be possible. Filler Haku gives their exact positions to Raiga. Raiga is going to take care of them but reiterates his no funeral stance. Thunder Funeral, Feast of Lightning. Electricity finds its way to all of them.
They're down! Raiga talks about how he isn't really strong, Ranmaru is strong. Together though he can share his strength. Ranmaru tells him they aren't dead yet. If frying them won't work he'll grind their bones into dust instead!
As he gets his legs swept and kicked in his humped back by Lee. Right in the Ranmaru. Lee is fighting while unconscious! That fighting spirit! That muscle memory. Raiga is impressed and offers to give Lee a funeral. Ranmaru isn't having an easy time reading Lee but he's doing his best. Lee catches one of the twin blades with his feet while doing a handstand, then bridges and catches the other with his hands! Not to be outdone Naruto is getting up slowly but he can't move. He tries to rouse the other two and Neji gets up. Neji hears Ranmaru's voice as Lee's kick to the back somehow tears open his clock...
Revealing a sleeping bag! It's Ranmaru who lands right in front of Twenty and Neji. Lee finally wakes up, he was dreaming he was in a fight. Raiga can't find him in the mist so he goes after Lee instead...
Only to be kicked in the gut by Naruto. Raiga stops his backward momentum with his twin swords. Naruto is ready to fight but before that he wants to know about the Sauce. Is he a swordsman of the Mist? He was. Do you know Zabusa and Kisame? He hates them! No more questions! Naruto is going to have to beat the answers out of him! Kunai clashing, shadow clones.
Naruto has got him! Oh wait, he just charges his swords and zaps him with a lightning ball. That ain't enough to stop Naruto so he does another.
Back to the curry stand. The two men ask for seconds but the old lady is outside watering the stoop. A storm is a coming. "A nasty bit of Lightning." It was the same as the day Karashi left!
More electrical attacks for Naruto. He no sells. Raiga suddenly remembers his version of Haku is missing. Neji can see inside the bag until Ranmaru releases his blood mist which creates the chakra network filled illusions. Neji tells Naruto to make Shadow Clones without fear, his eyes are over here right now. Raiga promises to save the boy as Naruto makes a ton of clones. Raiga starts frying them one and two at a time but he can't keep it up. The hidden mist jutsu is almost over. He charges up his lightning and runs off the cliff. Ninja Art: Boulder Avalanche! He escapes!
"Hope you're ready, pal!" The bag cries out for them to stop! Too late for that as Naruto Rasengan's Raiga right in the breadbox and over the cliff. Arc over!
Naruto wants to know What to do with Raiga's giant eyeballs. Neji calls him an idiot, the bag clearly holds a person.
We finally see Ranmaru. Lee wants to know if he dreamfought him. Nope. RaigaxRanmaru. Together forever. Ever since he found him in a FLASHBACK. Ninja fighting Ninja on a dark night. Raiga in an ANBU mask busts in, pinning a human shaped object that is under a blanket to the ground with one of his swords. Spies infiltrated the Mist and they are connected with this village. He can't find the exact culprits so he has been killing everyone.
"It's alright if it's you taking my life" Says the clearly evil filler Haku. Raiga wants to know what that means. Ranmaru saw him always crying. His tears are internal as he searches for meaning. Raiga is legit shook as they talk it over. Ranmaru is the same! He's forced to live indoors because of his illness but his powers can see outside. If he can die to make Raiga feel alive again, he'll gladly do it. Ranmaru is alone, shunned by all. Raiga adopts him, they'll be as one together forever! Ranmaru is the eyes and ears, Raiga is the feet and hands. Montage about how much fun they had together! Searching for the meaning of life together. If Raiga is dead Ranmaru has nothing to live for. Even Naruto realizes this has all been done before as the prettiest boy of them all has a cameo.
Yep, that's the one as we get the entire speech Haku gave Naruto on the bridge about no longer being of use. The bag boy is crippled! He seeks death! Naruto is SHOOK. Neji says though that the mission is complete, they drove away the Kurosuki's. A headless beast is unpredictable though so they need to get to the clean up. Naruto wants to know what they should do with Ranmaru. They tie him up so he doesn't kill himself and seals him in with a chakra sealing tag.
It's not over yet, Snake!
NEXT EPISODE: "The Dark Creeping Clouds"
Well, they are dead. Time for the adventures of Sakura and Konohamaru. Raiga blew them to bits! Crazy intensifies! No bodies=no funerals. The boy speaks up, the four of them are alive. Way to ruin my parade, filler Haku. Raiga can't believe them, but remembers that Filler Haku is never wrong.
"One of them is troublesome" says the bloodmist. We hear Neji's thoughts. It was a close one, he managed to stop his Byakugan, etc, etc.
We hear all this as Team Guy and Drummer Naruto pose for their second album cover, Thunder in the Jungle. His magic eyes work on everything else but Raiga. There's a lot of random flunkie ninjas around that Neji points out and sends the team to dispose of. These four easily dispatch them.
SWERVE! They are rocks and tress and the like. The episode title is coming true! Naruto misses with a VINTAGE Uzumaki Barrage and Lee is dangling on a rope head first down a cliff face.
Everytime Neji looks though he sees people, or possibly enemies from Twilight Princess. Illusions with chakra networks shouldn't be possible. Filler Haku gives their exact positions to Raiga. Raiga is going to take care of them but reiterates his no funeral stance. Thunder Funeral, Feast of Lightning. Electricity finds its way to all of them.
They're down! Raiga talks about how he isn't really strong, Ranmaru is strong. Together though he can share his strength. Ranmaru tells him they aren't dead yet. If frying them won't work he'll grind their bones into dust instead!
As he gets his legs swept and kicked in his humped back by Lee. Right in the Ranmaru. Lee is fighting while unconscious! That fighting spirit! That muscle memory. Raiga is impressed and offers to give Lee a funeral. Ranmaru isn't having an easy time reading Lee but he's doing his best. Lee catches one of the twin blades with his feet while doing a handstand, then bridges and catches the other with his hands! Not to be outdone Naruto is getting up slowly but he can't move. He tries to rouse the other two and Neji gets up. Neji hears Ranmaru's voice as Lee's kick to the back somehow tears open his clock...
Revealing a sleeping bag! It's Ranmaru who lands right in front of Twenty and Neji. Lee finally wakes up, he was dreaming he was in a fight. Raiga can't find him in the mist so he goes after Lee instead...
Only to be kicked in the gut by Naruto. Raiga stops his backward momentum with his twin swords. Naruto is ready to fight but before that he wants to know about the Sauce. Is he a swordsman of the Mist? He was. Do you know Zabusa and Kisame? He hates them! No more questions! Naruto is going to have to beat the answers out of him! Kunai clashing, shadow clones.
Naruto has got him! Oh wait, he just charges his swords and zaps him with a lightning ball. That ain't enough to stop Naruto so he does another.
Back to the curry stand. The two men ask for seconds but the old lady is outside watering the stoop. A storm is a coming. "A nasty bit of Lightning." It was the same as the day Karashi left!
More electrical attacks for Naruto. He no sells. Raiga suddenly remembers his version of Haku is missing. Neji can see inside the bag until Ranmaru releases his blood mist which creates the chakra network filled illusions. Neji tells Naruto to make Shadow Clones without fear, his eyes are over here right now. Raiga promises to save the boy as Naruto makes a ton of clones. Raiga starts frying them one and two at a time but he can't keep it up. The hidden mist jutsu is almost over. He charges up his lightning and runs off the cliff. Ninja Art: Boulder Avalanche! He escapes!
"Hope you're ready, pal!" The bag cries out for them to stop! Too late for that as Naruto Rasengan's Raiga right in the breadbox and over the cliff. Arc over!
Naruto wants to know What to do with Raiga's giant eyeballs. Neji calls him an idiot, the bag clearly holds a person.
We finally see Ranmaru. Lee wants to know if he dreamfought him. Nope. RaigaxRanmaru. Together forever. Ever since he found him in a FLASHBACK. Ninja fighting Ninja on a dark night. Raiga in an ANBU mask busts in, pinning a human shaped object that is under a blanket to the ground with one of his swords. Spies infiltrated the Mist and they are connected with this village. He can't find the exact culprits so he has been killing everyone.
"It's alright if it's you taking my life" Says the clearly evil filler Haku. Raiga wants to know what that means. Ranmaru saw him always crying. His tears are internal as he searches for meaning. Raiga is legit shook as they talk it over. Ranmaru is the same! He's forced to live indoors because of his illness but his powers can see outside. If he can die to make Raiga feel alive again, he'll gladly do it. Ranmaru is alone, shunned by all. Raiga adopts him, they'll be as one together forever! Ranmaru is the eyes and ears, Raiga is the feet and hands. Montage about how much fun they had together! Searching for the meaning of life together. If Raiga is dead Ranmaru has nothing to live for. Even Naruto realizes this has all been done before as the prettiest boy of them all has a cameo.
Yep, that's the one as we get the entire speech Haku gave Naruto on the bridge about no longer being of use. The bag boy is crippled! He seeks death! Naruto is SHOOK. Neji says though that the mission is complete, they drove away the Kurosuki's. A headless beast is unpredictable though so they need to get to the clean up. Naruto wants to know what they should do with Ranmaru. They tie him up so he doesn't kill himself and seals him in with a chakra sealing tag.
It's not over yet, Snake!
NEXT EPISODE: "The Dark Creeping Clouds"
