This week’s theme? Adults were needed and for many different reasons. On to the reviews:
Dragon Ball Z: Kai - The Ginyu force struts their stuff and it’s down right fun. They really come off like the “jock squad” from high school or something. I could totally imagine them saying, “Stop hitting yourself, Dorks!” All of their voices are bad but in a really entertaining way except for Guldo who sounds a little too much like King Kai. His time freezing power seemed really OP and yet he was beaten surprisingly quickly. Death by decapitation via Vegetable was cool. Hopefully the rest of the Gunyu force fights are just as entertaining. Great episode. Rating: Tie! Go again! Tie! Go again!
Kill la Kill - Timeskip time and it seems with Satsuki now captured and Ryuko unconscious, things have gotten really bad for the rebellion. The Elite Four have had to join up with Nudest Beach and the Covers are already knocking on their door. I love the scene with Mako’s family especially Sukuyo, Mako’s Mom, who can’t look away from Sexy Sensei’s glowing crotch. Hilarious. Nudest Nonon is kinda sexy and all the banter between the Elite Four is lively and fun. Ragyo continues to be the worlds worst mom and Nui is working on something huge. Thankfully, Mako gets saved in a very cute shipping scene between her and Gamagori just before Ryuko awakes. ALERT! ALERT! We’ve gone full on edge lord. I won’t defend this other than to say that it’s pretty consistent for Ryuko’s character to lash out like this when overwhelmed. Still, it’s her worst character trait and really makes it hard to like her. Will Senketsu and the other characters get through to her? Tune in next week for more! Rating: Ow the Edge
Michiko and Hatchin - I was way more entertained than I expected to be. First up, fuck that family. Like, I wanted to reach into the screen and punch each and every one of those assholes. Their abuse of Hanna was brutal but also worked well to make me care for her character. I was glued to the screen the entire episode and was relieved to see Hanna actually fight back a little. I love the character designs, particularly Michiko’s face, and the animation during the entire episode looked stellar. The music was also really good and the OP and EDs were stylish as hell. This show now has my full attention. I want more! Rating: 1-800-4-A-CHILD
Sword Art Online II - “Stay calm. Home in on his drive to kill. That’s right, I could feel their lust for murder.” That was an actual line spoken by the Beater himself while using his gaming Jesus power to locate hidden players. Too OP! Also, Yui can now hack anything IRL and let’s not forget SPACE BATTLESHIPS! Need I say more? Another hilarious episode. This is way funnier than the original series. Rating: PKers gotta PK
Naruto: Shippuden - Even with a really bad skin condition on his face, Naruto finally gets through to Sora and this dumb filler plot can end. Everybody cares for Sora, but for no good reason, and so they say their heartfelt goodbyes. Thank goodness. You guys all seem pretty hyped for this next story arc so I now have high hopes. I’m sick of this show being boring. Rating: ♪ You were NOT my friend! Ahh ahh! ♪
One Piece - When I realized this was going to be a flashback episode, I groaned but the story was actually pretty good and rather shocking. It seems 13 year old Lucci was a murdering little punk. Granted, how he got that World Government scar on his back was pretty dope. I certainly hope that ordinary Marine soldiers get drafted because I can’t comprehend why anyone would willingly join such a corrupt organization. They kill their own men left and right! 3rd gear, while kinda goofy looking, is still pretty awesome. Now that the show has revealed how truly evil Lucci is, let’s get back to the smackdown! Rating: Kingly