The bumps last night were really creepy and glitchy now that SARA is getting damaged. I liked it. Now, on to the reviews:
Dragon Ball Z: Kai - Delicious. We get to watch Goku toy with Freeza for a change. All his stalling would normally bother me but I do enjoy watching Freeza get frustrated. After all these battles, it seems Freeza has FINALLY decided to just blow up the planet which, in hindsight, would probably have saved him earlier. Regardless, this episode was EPIC! Rating: Awakened by Fury
Intruder II - I, like most everyone, was right that the Intruder turned out to be another TOM. I thought it would be TOM 4.0 not TOM 1.0 but close enough. Now we will probably learn why he's so pissed off (and maybe what happens to past TOMs). Rating: #runlikehell
Akame ga Kill - Endless internal monologues and unmotivated drama is the sign of a terrible show and this episode had it in SPADES! Every other line was a character explaining the situation to themselves. I will admit that I chuckled at the Dating Sim joke but everything else in the episode was trash. This was a worse beach episode than all of the island arc from Nadia combined. And now there's some foul mouthed dude who looks like a rip off of Scar from FMA. This show can't end soon enough. Rating: 'Scuse me, Bitch?
Parasyte - The goiter parasyte was great. They should have given him a name like Migi, though. His host was a dweeb with goofy looking rosy cheeks but at least he was a likable enough character. I'm glad the Mom parasyte is dead already and they didn't drag that out. It seems that all of the girls in the show have an endless thirst and magic radar for Shinichi which is a bit cringey, but this was otherwise a good episode. Rating: "Hey"
Michiko & Hatchin - I honestly stopped watching when they choked a guy to death by asphyxiation. What an endless downer of a show. Rating: Snuff
Naruto: Shippuden - "That Woman" is generic as fuck with her cliche "I'm evil" laughing. Ugh. She's exactly what I would expect from a dumb, filler villain. At least Kakashi Sensei was funny and the lighthearted moments were kinda fun even if we've already seen the same gag 100 times before. I'm kinda looking forward to watching the B-Team (with Hinata) doing something for a change but I don't have high hopes it'll be good. Rating: Here comes the choo-choo
One Piece - I knew the name of the ship already but didn't know how it got it. It's too bad all of the characters were talking because I couldn't hear what Franky actually wanted it to be called. Everyone is joking that they'll never get to Fishman Island, which isn't surprising, but I'm wondering... why are they trying to go there next anyway? Lastly, I did enjoy watching all the past characters (many I didn't even know) have their cameos. This show certainly has a fleshed out world. Rating: Coup de Burst!
KLL la KILL - Mako and her family are totally adorable and my favorite part of the show. I also liked how the Elite Four's final uniforms in the penultimate episode are based on Mako's Fight Club uniform with the same black and gold trim design. Rating: Sexy Underwear