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[Amikami]

You mean the pervert face look.

 

[Shard]

Can somebody stop Asuna from monolouging, it really is churning the stomach.

 

[everyday math]

OMG just have sex already.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Ugh. Gag me with a spoon.

No time to cook. Blame Heathcliff.

Damn Heathcliff be hating.

 

[mightynine]

Isn't this justification a bit late (and cheesy)?

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

Asuna, that's a really boring story to tell people.

 

[MetatronM]

THIS IS A FUCKING TERRIBLE LESSON TO LEARN.

 

[Snacks the sober sea lion]

Why do you do this to us, Cyborg Steve Blum?

 

[BassForever]

This speech

I can't stop laughing

 

[Raxus]

I threw up a bit.

 

[Branduil]

Now we know why Asuna fell in love with him.

And it's even worse than we could have imagined.

 

[Rewrite]

um no shit you're talking about Kirito lol

and now tears.

 

[LOLDSFAN]

i cry evry tiem.

 

[Levyne]

 

[Ultratech]

Er...it's hard to take this seriously.

 

[789shadow]

The greatest speech ever.

*has a stroke*

 

[BatDan]

The only way I can describe this scene is with a gurgling noise from the back of my throat.
:Ggggggaljhdkflasdfassdfasdf;alkdf

We're supposed to care?

 

[Gambit61]

Oh gosh, Kirito is so perfect :3

 

[B-Dubs]

 

[Amikami]

This entire conversation is disgusting and vomit inducing.

 

[kayos90]

This monologue part is dumb. Like... bad.

 

[Shard]

This makes the writing of Kyoukai no Kanata look dignified and refined.

 

[Crocodile]

FOR FUCKS SAKE SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

 

[Schadenfreude]

People actually like this show. This is a thing people enjoy. I hate this world.

 

[Gunstar Ikari]

Good grief, that was sickening...

 

[bobbychalkers]

....wat..

 

[grandjedi6]

You know you're gonna lose him once the game ends, right?

And what about your family and friends in the real world? They don't matter compare to your online boyfriend?

 

[Korigama]

"Life isn't so bad here. It's actually pretty damn good!"

...YOU'RE TRAPPED INSIDE A VIDEO GAME WHERE YOU CAN DIE!

 

[pirata]

I'm watching Phineas and Ferb instead of SAO. I feel quite good about my decision.

 

[BassForever]

I came to this game just to get laid!

 

[Crash Station]

I do like that track.

 

[Man God]

Heathcliff is the damn

Spoiler

bad guy from the beginning

isn't he? They have the same damn voice!

 

[MetatronM]

IF YOU GO FISHING TOGETHER AGAIN IT MEANS YOU FAILED AND YOU'RE STILL TRAPPED IN THIS HELLISH DEATH TRAP, YOU FUCKING MORONS.

 

[Snacks the sober sea lion]

Uguuuuuuuu, Kirito-sama

 

[lazybones18]

such lovely words from Asuna

 

[SousedLouse]

What shallow, futile lives everyone in that scene must have lead in reality to share a sentiment such as that.

 

[ASSauLTxMasTER]

 

[Levyne]

If you get laid in game...

 

[B-Dubs]

Heathcliff is the damn

Spoiler

bad guy from the beginning

isn't he? They have the same damn voice!

It wouldn't shock me in the slightest at this point.

 

[illmatic22]

I'm going to attack the tv screen

 

[mightynine]

How anyone could defend this show as anything approaching good is just beyond me.

 

[Dominican Power]

You guys hate it but watch it every week.

 

[Seda]

So do these people not care about all the people in the real world who are patiently waiting for them to get out?

 

[ThatObviousUser]

So has anyone else said that Asuna looks like the chick from Spice & Wolf cause she totally does

 

[GaimeGuy]

That's funny, because I cry myself to sleep every night after watching this show.

LOL

 

[Schadenfreude]

IF YOU GO FISHING TOGETHER AGAIN IT MEANS YOU FAILED AND YOU'RE STILL TRAPPED IN THIS HELLISH DEATH TRAP, YOU FUCKING MORONS.

But this world is cool and love and Kirito and stuff.

 

[Chaotic-Strike]

She lost my attention after the first sentence.

 

[Shard]

Right, my brain is currently recoiling in fear over every god damned word of Asuna's speech.

 

[everyday math]

Why am I still awake watching this show?

 

[Strike]

Nice Puppeteer review.