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[SousedLouse]

Meanwhile in the real world all of their families are going bankrupt keeping them alive on life support. While Kirito is off having virtual sex, a nurse is cleaning out his bed pan and wiping the drool off his face. Life is good, eh?

Well, it's not their problem. Hell, maybe the game company is paying all the bills or something; that's a guilt-free situation.

 

[Dr.Palutena]

I hate you kirito, I hate you.

 

[Chaotic-Strike]

What the heck is this? Give the people what they want.

Spoiler

more fishing

 

[BatDan]

This is boring... *looks up Heathcliff on SAO wiki* ... Yep.

 

[BassForever]

3 hours? We can fit sex time into this!

 

[Beelzeboss]

oh man these relationships are really starting to develop

 

[bigkrev]

CLEARING THE GAME WASN'T THE FIRST PRIORITY?!?!?!?????!????

Nope, fishing

 

[Jintor]

pls stay in the kitchen asuna, only men fight

 

[Snacks the sober sea lion]

What the FUCK.

 

[grandjedi6]

I think when you're stuck in a shitty situation like that, it's not crazy that someone like Asuna found someone to be attached to. lol. It's not the craziest thing that could happen.

so many haters of the speech. you guys just don't get it

You guys are crazy. SAO is great. Lots of good entertainment.

Oh shit, we found the fanbase D:

 

[Doctor Decimate]

 

[Ultratech]

Oh shit, she's threatening suicide.

RUN KIRITO, RUN!

 

[Jafku]

Wut

 

[redmetal86]

Jesus christ.

 

[Baroquemantic]

Do you have an Asuna body pillow by chance?

What's a body pillow?

 

[Rewrite]

I'd kill myself.

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Amikami]

She'll kill herself...?

 

[Schadenfreude]

That's a nice female character you got there. "I can't live without you, Kirito."

 

[Seda]

oh man these relationships are really starting to develop

It's so compelling

 

[Shard]

Ah yes, I had missed the more overt sexism of SAO.

 

[SparksterMeta0]

Um... OK...

 

[kayos90]

The superior conversation. Here you go.

 

[MetatronM]

YOU ARE TERRIBLE PEOPLE.

YOU HAVE FAMILIES.




.........Everybody went offline...and then came back? What?

 

[ckohler]

Okay it's been so long since they cared about winning I forgot: If one player beats the game does that beat the game for everyone or just that player?

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

“I'd kill myself” well Ok.

 

[ThatObviousUser]

 

[TheChits]

I just had this on as background noise, but jesus chris that last part

 

[Korigama]

...This is Twilight the anime.

 

[LOLDSFAN]

Do you have an Asuna body pillow by chance?

Romantic dinner.

 

[Branduil]

This is a healthy relationship.

 

[Zonic]

NOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW you realize "Hey, wonder what's happening to my real body" TWO YEARS AFTER.

 

[SousedLouse]

What the heck is this? Give the people what they want.

Spoiler

more fishing

I would play a Legend of the River King MMORPG forever.

 

[BassForever]

 

[Jintor]

A) totally understandable reaction
B) Fuck everything I want to vomit all over the room

 

[Snacks the sober sea lion]

Are you fucking kidding me

 

[Crocodile]

Isn't Asuna supposed to be an elite soldier? All this "I'll protect you", "Stay behind", etc. is pretty damn insulting.

Also fuck you Asuna, "hurr durr I'll kill myself if you die durr"

Also, you JUST REALIZED YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN BEATING THE GAME?

 

[everyday math]

Jesus in a hand basket.

 

[DominoKid]

This is the saddest, most dramatic shit lol.

 

[Beelzeboss]

everyone is always on a time limit dude

it's called being mortal

 

[Shard]

Wait, they remembered this? IT HAS BEEN TWO YEARS YOU DUMB FUCKS!

 

[Levyne]

groaaaan

 

[GaimeGuy]

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[Seda]

 

[789shadow]

I'm going to stab myself with an ice pick.

 

[Rewrite]

This dialogue. :lol

FUCK. :lol

This is the saddest, most dramatic shit lol.

lmfao, i'm crying.

 

[mightynine]

OH fuck me sideways

 

[kayos90]

Sucks to be online?

 

[Gambit61]

OH MY GOD

 

[Ultratech]

They're just now really thinking about this shit?

hahahaha

 

[grandjedi6]

Sexism, unhealthy relationships and bad priorities.

Is this what virgins think dating is like?