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[Unspeakable Evil]

Sword skills aren't like that in real life.

 

[ReiGun]

They sure do speak about the last two years easily. Shouldn't you be traumatized Kirito.

This is the same kid who killed a man and was banging his in game girlfriend the very same night.

He doesn't do trauma.

 

[789shadow]

I WONDER WHAT SHE'S BEEN PRACTICING

MAYBE THE SEXY ARTS

 

[Levyne]

awkward

 

[LOLDSFAN]

Wait... What has she been practising?

 

[foxuzamaki]

Muscle atrophy, what is it?

He sure is spry for somebody who just spent two years in a bed.

He did mention he was in rehab guys

 

[bobbychalkers]

...that was creepy and nothing good can come from this.

 

[Mr. Patch]

I WONDER WHAT SHE'S BEEN PRACTICING

MAYBE THE SEXY ARTS

WHAT DAT MOUF DO?

 

[Schadenfreude]

She is totes jealous.

 

[SparksterMeta0]

Say what?

 

[Lee Chaolan]

Suguha <3

Makes a pretty crappy 2nd part of the series better. It takes a bit though.

 

[Shard]

NOPE, JUST NOPE, ALL OF THE NOPE!

 

[blitzwolf215]

Kirito is such a nerd even in real life

That should have been obvious.

 

[BassForever]

This is getting uncomfortable

 

[B-Dubs]

i'm actually really glad they didn't make him win

for real, I'd have raged big time had he won

 

[TheChits]

Men do kote! Men do kote

Too manly for this show

 

[grandjedi6]

Wait... What has she been practising?

It's either sexy time (AHHHH) or MMO skills (AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)

 

[Jintor]

we still in coma

 

[Ultratech]

Asuna's still in the hospital?

What gives?

 

[Doctor Decimate]

do they not have parents?

 

[Jafku]

Sister is jelly

Spoiler

incest

 

[Beelzeboss]

They must have the creepiest family dinners

 

[tensuke]

Is she stupid? Dude spent two years trapped in a swordfighting game. Dafuq else is the reason he has his own technique?

 

[bigkrev]

My little sister cannot possibly be this cute.

Please, kill me now

 

[Dominican Power]

Asuna's still in the hospital?

What gives?

She's in another game.

 

[lazybones18]

Asuna has finally been found! Can't wait to see her condition

 

[Schadenfreude]

Too manly for this show

Someone post the nipples.

 

[Lee Chaolan]

Shit, forgot about the Dark Souls II Test going on now.

Will have to record the rest of the episode, catch you guys later <3

 

[Amikami]

Please don't tell me this show is gonna go that route.

Fucker sure is cocky coming off a two year coma. I feel they are making light of the situation. How much time has passed since he woke up till now?

I feel the same. But anime. Can't get too realistic or we would be watching him talk to psychologists. So the whole thing is mostly swept under beside him wanting to find Asuna.

This is the same kid who killed a man and was banging his in game girlfriend the very same night.

He doesn't do trauma.

Lol. What he/she said.

 

[BassForever]

Here is the full second OP if you want to see it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTaqpt2ww2A

Wait... What has she been practising?

Not what you expect

Spoiler

she's practice playing video games, she plays the new VR MMORPG

 

[Man God]

probably adopted.

 

[TheAbsolution]

I'm kinda bored. It's not making me rage yet.

 

[Shard]

Okay, at least Sword Art Online can claim to be better then Oremio.

 

[bobbychalkers]

do they not have parents?

It is anime, Its all single mothers or orphans.

 

[BatDan]

A few months of rehab shouldn't make him that agile. But what do I know, Kirito is a god-mode sue.

 

[Crash Station]

It's either sexy time (AHHHH) or MMO skills (AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)

Why not both?

 

[Chaotic-Strike]

There's a card game......wow.

 

[Crocodile]

He did mention he was in rehab guys

Rehab isn't Magic. It doesn't bring you up to fighting strength in a few months after being in a coma for years.

 

[LOLDSFAN]

That Bushy Road commercial again.

 

[Thatonemoor]

If this show does incest I'm out.

 

[grandjedi6]

Why not both?

Hentai MMO? D:

 

[foxuzamaki]

man the card game commercial sure spoiled some stuff lol

 

[Schadenfreude]

A few months of rehab shouldn't make him that agile. But what do I know, Kirito is a god-mode sue.

Kirito not only kicks video game logic to the curb but also real life logic. Gurren Lagann ain't got shit on him.

 

[BassForever]

There's a card game......wow.

They made an AVGN vs Nostalgia Critic card game

 

[Jintor]

Also, did they explicitly mention that it's been months yet? Feels like something they should've established right off the bat

 

[Baroquemantic]

She seems to care about him a lot. I hope she wasn't visiting him in the hospital during his dlc sharing.

 

[Levyne]

Fairly inoffensive so far, but very boring

 

[tensuke]

My little sister cannot possibly be this cute.

Please, kill me now

:lol :lol

 

[illmatic22]

I'm late, and just saw the OP through the magic of DVR.


They're gonna be ELVES NOW?

 

[TheAbsolution]

Man this Epidou commercial is so stupid. so so stupid.