Haha
But yeah some of these guys need to lighten up a bit. I also see a lot of complaints about SMG and chaingun/LMG use, but typically you can handle people who use those weaps. The heavies are big and slow and tend to be asking for discs to the face and grenades in their vicinity, and effective use of the Spinfusor in general tends to visibly rattle a lot of opponents who are using a machine gun of some sort.
I've encountered a few who happen to have good, steady aim with weapons of that sort, and hey, more power to 'em. To me they just aren't nearly as fun to use as the ol' Spinfusor, though I did dabble with the Soldier's assault rifle for a bit before I unlocked the Spinfusor. And I largely hate using heavies in TDM. Too slow for my liking (at least for someone who hasn't memorized the hills and slopes), and such big, honkin', obvious targets.