To be fair to the crowd, they pump the crowd up before and during the taping of the show so that they laugh and cheer for anything and everything.
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Trump Fires James Comey
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To be fair to the crowd, they pump the crowd up before and during the taping of the show so that they laugh and cheer for anything and everything.
shadow_shogun
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Mud d has been calling Trump a coward since yesterday.lol
Futurevoid
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Any link to a clip? I love Phillip Mudd. Dude always has this look of "Da fuq are you talking about?" when the pundits around him are spewing bullshit.
Why? Have I missed something? Even I have briefly boarded the 'what if he keeps firing everyone till 2020" train.
benjipwns
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Of the six post-Hoover FBI Directors, four of them had no experience with the FBI, including Comey. All were either judges or U.S. Attorneys at some point.
PantherLotus
Professional Schmuck
because all of this qualifies as 'stuff is happening'
Mr. Giggles
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Please god, please put chris christie as director.
Please
Please
Byakuya769
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Nah, I'm sure there's a BruceSpringsteen post somewhere saying "with Comey gone, this FBI investigation has even less going for it than it did before. Nothing will happen."
Say what? This is the first ive heard of this.
Futurevoid
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The conventional argument for putting somebody from outside in as director is the same as the reason we put civilians in charge of Defense. State power is strong and people who rise to high positions in the FBI probably believe very earnestly in the ability to do good in the world by aggressively enforcing laws. That's why they were in the FBI for so long! It's useful to have somebody who might be more skeptical to temper the natural desire of agencies to act.
I support Evan McMullin as the next FBI director.
Shadow Puppetry
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Did Trump let him have an Oreo?
Schucky Ducky
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Who would you pick to play Comey?
I was thinking Tom Hanks or Josh Brolin
Gotdamn right!
Your confusing Europe with US, US doesn't have laws like that, what they DO have however is privately owned prisons.
SporeCrawler
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Do you think they will have an independent prosecutor on this issue? And even if will trump be impeached? No chance.
Byakuya769
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Well, given his actions in 2016 and the result yesterday, I think it's only right that Comey plays himself.
Greigor The Fellhand
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But here's the thing. Trey Gowdy by all accounts is a a trashcan.
A trashcan that has stated on multiple occasions that he wants to re-open the clinton email investigation until they find something to send her to prison.
but then again, this admin can't seem to understand consequences, so then its christie
TangoAlphaLima
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Johnny Depp.
BrutishMrFish
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This is good.
Well, Comey's jobless atm so...
Russell Crow, but he'd have to have giant shoe lifts and shit.
Dreams-Visions
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ooo shit.
Perfect.
Mr. Giggles
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Yo, dude is pissssedd.
I agree on the bit where the fucking least trump could have done is meet the man and say it to his face, the fact he had to send his baby sitter was just insulting
Chubzdoomer
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James Phoney should've been outed immediately after the Clinton investigation. Good riddance.
Fenderputty
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Wouldn't he be more useful in a Utah congressional position?
Pop-O-Matic
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Writer Ken Bensinger (Joseph Gordon Levitt) sits at his desk in a cubicle farm, the name "Buzzfeed" visible on the wall behind him. While looking through his e-mail, he sees a new attachment saying "You'll want to see this." He takes a sip of coffee as he scrolls before his eyes bulge and he spits out the coffee.
[Joker and the Thief by Wolfmother starts playing]
Bensinger runs into an office where Miriam Elder (Maya Rudolph) is talking to Mark Schoofs (Stanley Tucci), he's panicking and holding a freshly printed document.
Bensinger: Guys, guys! I think-... I think I have a story. About Trump.
Elder: Pfft. [Taking paper] Like anybody gives a... What the-...?!
[Jump cut to Schoofs reading it]
Schoofs: No, actually I agree. I agree with the "What the-..." [Waves his hand to imply the final unspoken word].
Elder: How does this happen?
EARLIER...
Jeb Bush (Will Ferrel): [Facing camera] Hi! I'm Jeb Bush, and I'd sure like to be your president.
Cut to:
Jeb looking disappointed in a dark room, talking to an advisor (Ben Schwartz).
Jeb: How is he beating us? I just don't get it.
[Shot of Donald Trump (Alec Baldwin) at a campaign rally]
Advisor: I thought you had an exclamation point at the end of your name! It's time to get to action!
Jeb: ... Yeah.
Advisor: Step up!
Jeb: YEAH!
Cut to:
Jeb is on a phone.
Jeb: Hey... Who would I talk to about.... Hiring a spy?
Cut to:
Christopher Steele (Liam Neeson) meets with Jeb in a car in a parking garage. He's very intense.
FROM ADAM MCKAY
DIRECTOR OF "THE BIG SHORT" and "ANCHORMAN"
Steele: What is it you want?
Jeb: Well, if you could just... Find something. Like, maybe he cheated on some taxes, or maybe he said something offensive.
Steele: I'll start in Russia.
Jeb: Russia?
Steele: Russia.
Jeb: Why... why would you start in Russia?
Steele: Everything bad usually happens in Russia.
Jeb: ... Oh. [Smirks] Hey. We're kind of like James Bond and M, huh. Yeah, I'm M and you're George Lazenby.
[Steele stares, stone-faced.]
LATER
[Jeb sits in his pajamas reading the paper when the phone rings.]
Jeb: [Answers] Y'ello.
Steele: This is Steele. I have your information. It's big.
Jeb: Oh. Oh! No, that's okay. I'm actually out of the race. You don't have to-...
[Pause]
Jeb: ... Like.... Number 1?
John McCain (Bill Murray) stares at a document.
John McCain: .... Ha... Hahaha!
[In a hotel suite]
Trump: How bad are we talking?
Agent 1(Jordan Peele): ... Moscow, a few years ago.
Trump: ... Ah...
Agent 2(Keegan-Michael Key): Prostitution. Blackmail... Uh...
Agent 1: Illicit business ties.
Agent 2: And...
Agent 1: And...
Agent 2: Pee.
Agent 1: Yeah, pee.
Agent 2: [Nods]
Agent 1: People are probably gonna really latch onto... the pee.
Trump: ... Uhh...
[In an office]
Kellyanne Conway (Kate McKinnon): This might not be so bad, if it comes out. You know, maybe we could spin it. Like... You're improving Russian relations.
Trump: And, hey. Maybe there was a fire in the hotel.
Conway: [Winces]
Trump: ... And there wasn't any water. Someone had to put the fire out!
THE RIDICULOUS TRUE STORY
OF THE CRAZIEST SCANDAL IN AMERICAN POLITICAL HISTORY
Putin (Steve Carrell): [Chuckles nervously]
Big montage of quick cuts of shenanigans and character's reactions as the music gets to the last "Joker and the Thief" chorus repetition. Music stops.
GOLDENGATE
Trump is at press conference at Trump Tower.
Trump: No. No. Not you. No. Your organization is terrible.
COMING SOON
Trojita
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Do those blinders hurt?
BlueTsunami
there is joy in sucking dick
This is the realest shit I've seen in while and its so true. Fires a dedicated patriot via the news, then goes on to shake the hand of the enemy.
McConnell getting taken down with all this would be amazing.
Nothing will happen.
Mitch McConnell will block any effort in trying to hire an independent prosecutor. I have zero faith in seeing the Cheeto in Chief being removed or resigning from the White House with Republicans controlling both the House and Senate.
Look at recent elections. Republicans seats are in danger. Re-election concerns motivate politicians.
BlueTsunami
there is joy in sucking dick
The closer we get to 2018 to tighter the vice will get. I'd say the water will begin to boil over this summer.
WooHooAlex
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Kyle Chandler, no question.
Up to 5 republicans! Already more than I expected.
Schucky Ducky
Banned
Ooooh that's a good choice.
All 5 will fall in line per usual and it'll amount to nothing.
BrutishMrFish
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I just can't believe that someone who's that evil and has survived for so long without any trouble could ever be taken down by anything other than dying at 100.
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