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[Jerm411]

He wants an excuse for a war.

That's exactly what I was thinking....gonna try to rope Iran into this NK mess....

 

[andythinkpad]

He wants an excuse for a war.

US ground forces will get destroyed in Iranian hilly terrains.

 

[Shadybiz]

US ground forces will get destroyed in Iranian hilly terrains.

He has NO IDEA what the terrain in Iran is like; I'll guarantee it.

 

[Mr. Poolman]

I wonder, how long until the world imposes sanctions on the US?

 

[ArkhamFantasy]

Im confused, did he actually do something or is he just asking congress to do something?

 

[Horns]

Our national embarrassment continues to be one. At the very least, at least he is consistently one.

He has NO IDEA what the terrain in Iran is like; I'll guarantee it.

I'd be surprised if he could find Iran on a map.

 

[ASilentProtagonist]

Zionist puppet.

 

[KernelPanic]

He has NO IDEA what the terrain in Iran is like; I'll guarantee it.

I don't think he really cares either.

He just wants to wag the dog and appease the zealots backing him.

If you're taking advice from John Bolton there's only way this is going to go.

https://www.google.ca/amp/s/www.vox.../16219896/john-bolton-plan-pull-out-iran-deal

"Based on the evidence that's been presented to the intelligence community, it appears that Iran is in compliance with the rules that were laid out in the JCPOA," Air Force Gen. Paul Selva, the vice chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, told Congress in July.

In the runup to the invasion of Iraq, Bolton served as the undersecretary of state for arms control and international security in the Bush administration. Both Davenport and Lewis point out that he was a key player in pushing for the war based on cherry-picked intelligence suggesting that Iraq’s leader Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction.

“Bolton was pretty central to that and he’s replicating that experience,” Lewis said.

In addition to his concerns about compliance, Bolton also points out that Iran’s international behavior is strategically at odds with the US’s. Iran backs militant groups like Hezbollah and others that threaten US allies in the Middle East.

If you want a war with a Middle East country that starts with an I, bring in the expert.

 

[Shadow Puppetry]

He has NO IDEA what the terrain in Iran is like; I'll guarantee it.

Hell, he has no idea he's also President to the Virgin islands.

 

[Palette Swap]

No reason to panic here.

Trump will just avoid touching this deal like the incompetent lazyass motherfucker he is, leading to some stupid, half-assed isolationism, the rest of the world wil be pretty happy to trade with Iran, Iran won’t arm themselves because they won’t give two fucks about the US, the end.

The best thing about Trump is that he’s too incompetent and lazy to actually plan and follow through anything.

 

[aeolist]

iran never should have made a deal with us to begin with, it's clear we're not trustworthy and the only way to stop us from steamrolling them sooner or later is getting nukes.

american foreign policy has completely undermined all of the nonproliferation efforts of the last century. every country in the world has seen what we do to nations that don't have nukes.

 

[bionic77]

He wants an excuse for a war.

This is probably the right answer.

Fuck this asshole.

I don't want my country to be an evil shithole.

Nothing is going to happen though and he will keep doing the same shit next week.

 

[womfalcs3]

I can't believe the phrase "Dotard Trump" hasn't caught on.

I wonder, how long until the world imposes sanctions on the US?

The UN will be kicked out of the US long before that happens.

 

[Tovarisc]

https://twitter.com/kylieatwood/status/918876533539987456

So... Trump is really winging it.

 

[Shadybiz]

Hell, he has no idea he's also President to the Virgin islands.

Christ I missed that. He is just dangerously ignorant.

 

[kmax]

https://twitter.com/kylieatwood/status/918876533539987456

So... Trump is really winging it.

So the people in the administration themselves will be holding their breath until the last second.

How reassuring.

 

[Deleted member 80556]

Some explanation of what's going on:

McMaster Wants to Save the Iran Deal by Hiding It From Trump

The measure was designed to put President Barack Obama (and anticipated successor Hillary Clinton) in a bind—forcing politically-uncomfortable declarations in support of an unpopular nuclear accord on the regular. But in the age of Trump, the 90-day-deadline has presented an unanticipated problem.

“Trump doesn’t want to have to be embarrassed every 90 days,” a Senate aide told The Daily Beast.

Hahaha fucking idiots, did they really think they'd never go back into the WH that they tied their hands like that?

 

[Skinny Pete]

Fuck this man. I pray he chokes on his well done T-Bone steak with A1 tonight.

 

[TheOMan]

Hey - yo America. You should do something about this Trump guy, I'm beginning to think he may not know what he's doing.

 

[mehrmantrout]

He's up now and using stuff from the 80's/90's to justify the decision

 

[Vinsanity.]

Wow - has Iran really killed that many Americans? I didn’t know that...makes you think.

 

[Rebel Leader]

"Total collapse "

Bullshit
---

The damn cash was already theirs in the first place

 

[Ouroboros]

Hey - yo America. You should do something about this Trump guy, I'm beginning to think he may not know what he's doing.

Dude - we are trying, but the logical and sane Americans aren't in power right now.

 

[GabeTheGrouch76]

Trump is holding a press conference right now about the Iran deal. So far he's spent his speech doing nothing but slate the government so far. "Regime", "terrorists", "murderers", and "death to America" are some of the choice quotes he's described the country as.

Are we sure he's not going to outright kill the deal, rather than "decertify" it?

 

[Acorn]

I fucking hate his attempt at a serious and sombre voice more than his usual annoying as shit voice.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

The goddamn orange ape is gonna ruin the world

 

[Lambtron]

I fucking hate his attempt at a serious and sombre voice more than his usual annoying as shit voice.

Yeah, that's probably my second most despised thing he does. The one where he juts out his lower jaw and sucks air through his teeth is my most hated of his tics.

But I mean, I despise every fiber of his being so I'm kind of picking nits.

 

[mug]

He's even terrible at reading a teleprompter.

 

[BobTheFork]

Wow - has Iran really killed that many Americans? I didn’t know that...makes you think.

Makes you think what?

 

[tbm24]

I fucking hate his attempt at a serious and sombre voice more than his usual annoying as shit voice.

Especially when he breathes into the mic because he's an oaf.

 

[Pbae]

Can Dick Cheney please come out of hiding and shoot this fucking moron in the face?

I'll fucking even forgive your war crimes if you did this Dick.

 

[kevin1025]

The dude just said "many people believe" as a use of evidence that Iran is in violation.

What.

 

[KernelPanic]

The dude just said "many people believe" as a use of evidence that Iran is in violation.

What.

Same people who "believed" Iraq had WMDs.

 

[Giganteus]

The dude just said "many people believe" as a use of evidence that Iran is in violation.

What.

I was gonna point that out too. Freaking incredible.

He just announced sanctions.

 

[Rebel Leader]

The dude just said "many people believe" as a use of evidence that Iran is in violation.

What.

For fucks sake


The cia says iran is not in violation
The iaea also agrees

 

[Pbae]

The dude just said "many people believe" as a use of evidence that Iran is in violation.

What.

He brought up shit from 1983 as reasoning.

He's a fucking moron surrounded by even more fucking morons.

edit: AND FUCKING BRING UP SAUDI "FUND MOST TERRORIST"ARABIA TOO IF YOU'RE GOING TO BRING UP ANY STATE THAT SPONSOR TERRORISM.

 

[iammeiam]

Calling for major sanctions...

...because they violated the "spirit" of the agreement.

Seriously he could be spending this time and energy on Puerto Rico instead of fucking up things he doesn't understand.

"This is SO totally important" -- things the President probably shouldn't feel the need to say when talking about nuclear proliferation.

 

[PepsimanVsJoe]

War with Iran and North Korea in less than a year.
Probably a Civil War next year.

Fuck everything.

 

[-Plasma Reus-]

America.
Why do you hate Iran.

 

[Zenner]

Tan-ZAY-nia

Got that stuck in my head now :'(

 

[Kensation]

America.
Why do you hate Iran.

Cause Israel

 

[Steel]

He's really doing this shit. Motherfucker.

 

[Acorn]

He sounds like my godson learning to read. Argh.

"Make the thhhh sound"

 

[GabeTheGrouch76]

"World's leading sponsor of terrorism"

The international backlash from this quote ought to be a hoot.

 

[Baroquemantic]

Your actions will just make things worse.

 

[Typical]

Is it ok to say F the United States now?

 

[tbm24]

Trump is so profoundly ignorant of the Middle East it hurts.

 

[LiK]

LOL, his strategy is useless. Iran is now gonna just start making nukes again.

 

[KernelPanic]

LOL, his strategy is useless. Iran is now gonna just start making nukes again.

Gives them an excuse to attack.

Self fulfilling prophecy.

It's a country full of Moose-lambs. So it's ok. His dumbass supporters will love it.

 

[iammeiam]

LOL, his strategy is useless. Iran is now gonna just start making nukes again.

"We feel like you were cooperating with the agreement but your heart isn't in it so screw you." sure seems like a shit way to discourage them.