- Evil, doppelgänger Coop, (Bob) has been wrecking shit for 25 years while the real Coop was trapped in the lodge
- Real Coop is told by The Arm (used to be the midget, is now the talking tree) that he can leave the lodge, but only upon the return of his doppel
- Coop positions himself at the lodge's exit to be able to swap out with his doppel
- Bob, meanwhile, knowing what's coming, has somehow created another Cooper copy out in the world named Douggie
- Coop exits the lodge to try and perform the swap, but after many interdimensional travel shenanigans, winds up swapping with Douggie instead of Bob, leaving Bob out in the world
- Bob, now apprehended, appears to have a plan. HIs talk with Cole makes it clear he's got an endgame.
- Jacoby likes shovels, but only gold ones. Duh.
- Coop re-discovers coffee.