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[Toxi]

FUCK YES FIRST EDITION MACHAMP INCOMING

GET READY FOR THAT CROSS CHOP

Long ago in a distant land called Hoenn, I, Bill, the master of the PC, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But, a foolish Pokemon trainer wielding a team of warriors stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung her into the future, where my chaos is law! Now the fool wishes to return to the past and undo the furture that is Bill!

 

[Exterminieren]

OH HOLY SHIT TRUANT

THE WORST POSSIBLE

other than maybe Slow Start

THIS WILL BE NIGHTMARISH

 

[watervengeance]

Best ability ever

 

[Unlucky]

Female Machop...HONKERS. How fitting.

Our starter is male.

 

[everyday math]

We're so fucked.
Release that bitch.

 

[kyo2004]

Reset or RIOT!!...

 

[-Horizon-]

...female?

I thought it was. I set the quality of my stream low so I thought I saw the red symbol next to its name.

 

[RionaaM]

We can by level-up. It's one of the options.

"Remove trade evolutions"

Thanks, I hadn't seen that before! I take it we already start with the Pokedex?

Also, Green is such an asshole!

 

[Growlie19]

The world's laziest Machop. I'm guessing we won't be crying over his release?

 

[Solid Samus]

PLEASE tell me the ability changes upon evolution in the randomizer.

PLEASEEEEEEE.

 

[PBalfredo]

Hahahaha, our Machop has Truant.

Oh god my sides

 

[Toxi]

So we got the best Pokemon with the WORST ability. That's hilarious.

 

[PreyingShark]

Hahahaha, our Machop has Truant.

Oh god my sides

HOW!? LMFAO

 

[Cbajd5]

ZIGZAGOON

this is an unexpectedly boring first encounter

 

[Cody_D165]

honkers is loafing around

 

[-Horizon-]

Zigzagoon used tri attack...this is going to be a longggggggg run.

 

[woen]

The false starter won't last one day if we can access a PC / catch a REAL pokemon

 

[Snake]

Zigzagoon. What did we do to deserve this?!

 

[MaximumSpider]

Oh man, this is going to be a fun run.

 

[everyday math]

Stop with going back and forth

 

[Hidden One]

Yeah Machop is getting released for sure.

 

[Toxi]

I still can't believe out of all the abilities we could have, our starter got Truant.

My fucking sides.

 

[LSauchelli]

Reset the game.

He will still have Truant as one of his two possible abilities. So chances are we would still get a Machop with Truant.

 

[Crayolan]

Traunt Machop? This run is already amazing.

 

[Snake]

"hnjkrs is loafing around."

The first of many.

 

[-Horizon-]

We beat that Zigzagoon, progress!

 

[Ondore]

We're gonna need divine intervention to get through this run, I fear.

 

[Toxi]

We're gonna need divine intervention to get through this run, I fear.

We just have to last until Pokeballs.

 

[everyday math]

Machops will be know as.

HAND JERKS THE SLACKER

 

[woen]

I don't hear any trumpets. Gonna miss them.

 

[Snake]

Oh another zigzagoon. How novel.

 

[backlot]

We're gonna need divine intervention to get through this run, I fear.

We need to catch a Tri Attack Zigzagoon.

 

[Off-Kilter]

Still can't get over how our Machop has that ability over all others.

You can't make this shit up :lol

 

[RionaaM]

I had to google what the Truant ability was.

Yup, we're probably screwed if we don't catch (and level up) another 'mon soon.

 

[bananabread]

Can someone explain the actual mechanics of how Truant works?

 

[everyday math]

Lawls

 

[Panthalassic]

I think the best part of this is how someone mentioned the possibility of getting a Slakoth and we didn't but we practically did.

 

[Winterfang]

BTW... Hoenn Wall of Shame...

Haha third place without even trying.

 

[MaximumSpider]

Zigzagoon is sooo boring. I hope we see something else soon.

 

[Randomselect]

Any chance Machop will get a different ability when it evolves? D:

 

[PBalfredo]

The thought of starting with a Machop is rad enough. He'll get all sorts of great attacks. He'll beat the shit out of Brock and all the Route 1 normal types. But then, BAM, Truant.

Meanwhile, Zigzagoons are rolling with TRI ATTACK

 

[Ondore]

Can someone explain the actual mechanics of how Truant works?

Every other turn, the Pokemon does nothing.

Normally this ability is reserved for something with super-legendary level stats.

 

[everyday math]

Wtf?

 

[Toad.T]

15 minutes and no fanart yet? I guess the internet has Truant right now.

(Post every bit of fanart guys, I want ALL OF IT.)

 

[Snake]

Third consecutive zigzagoon.

Random sure is tapping its potential.

 

[PandaPedinte]

The return of the ledges

 

[Cbajd5]

why not instead of randomization we have a zigzagoon run

all starters: zigzagoon
all wild pokemon: zigzagoon
all trainer pokemon: zigzagoon

it'd be great

 

[lolpho]

Are all pokes Zigzagoon? WHERE'S THE RANDOM??? BibleThump

 

[Mush]

Will it be able to evolve into Machamp?

 

[Off-Kilter]

Can someone explain the actual mechanics of how Truant works?

You can only move every other turn.

That's all there is to it.