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[Heel]

I'm baffled by Frank being the dog too.

His biggest weakness is that he has a tendency to relax in bad positions, showing no sense of urgency when he's taking shots until he inevitably loses consciousness. But Joshu doesn't have the power to take Frank out, and I think Frank is just slightly better everywhere.

Speed kills, brother. Nothing is stopping Barnetto from outpacing Frank and dancing on him for 15 minutes.

 

[Plywood]

Barnett is gonna roll Mur around and hammer fist him into the realm of Schaub.

 

[dream]

Speed kills, brother. Nothing is stopping Barnetto from outpacing Frank and dancing on him for 15 minutes.

I didn't think of that because my mixed martials worldview doesn't account for pussy fighting.

But Frank came in pretty light though, didn't he?

 

[Heel]

I didn't think of that because my mixed martials worldview doesn't account for pussy fighting.

But Frank came in pretty light though, didn't he?

248 and on TRT. I assume he's looking to get on top or go for the homerun shot.

 

[Agnt]

Speed kills, brother. Nothing is stopping Barnetto from outpacing Frank and dancing on him for 15 minutes.

Why u talking shit about your own fighter Greg Jackson?

 

[muddream]

Mir calling Barnett unathletic on the countdown show is like his 99th strike for being the least self-conscious turd man in MMA. The newest haircut is #100.

 

[Lambda Pie]

Mir will be absolutely gassed, beyond normal human levels, within 90 seconds.

 

[Agnt]

Mir will be absolutely gassed, behind normal human levels, within 90 seconds.

Mir said that his cardio was great for the Cormier fight but he doubted his cardio so thats why he didn't push so hard

 

[Heel]

Why u talking shit about your own fighter Greg Jackson?

I'm a genius, not a miracle worker. Frank thinks he's here to revitalize his career, but I'm actually more interested in taking a percentage of his inflated fight purse. Throw him a WWII quote every once in a while and use him as a warm body in practice for Travie Browne, just like that can Andre Arlovski. What a maroon.

 

[sazabirules]

When was the last time the UFC had new guys fighting in the HW division before tonight?

 

[Heel]

When was the last time the UFC had new guys fighting in the HW division before tonight?

I'm pretty sure none since the Strikeforce crossover. They signed Geronimo Dos Santos last year but he hasn't fought.

 

[Maklershed]

When was the last time the UFC had new guys fighting in the HW division before tonight?

4/20 - Daniel Cormier

 

[sgt jumpy]

Bendo with a safe and boring top control dominate decision. Barnett by slaughter, kimura from the top. Can't wait for that fight.

 

[Gr1mLock]

Smaller heavies with a more focused skillset and better cardio are the future. Days of Bork gorillas bum rushing dudes with athleticism are fading fast.

 

[VASPER]

Anyone who bets on Henderson losing probably shouldn't have that money in the first place.

Get out of here with that noise.

 

[Maklershed]

The last new non-Strikeforce HW was Oli Thompson. Debut fight was March 3, 2012 vs Shawn Jordan on UFC on FX: Alves vs Kampmann.

 

[Mister Wilhelm]

Barnett looked really soft at the weigh ins.

 

[Lambda Pie]

Barnett looked really soft his entire life.

fixed.

 

[bone_and_sinew]

Varner vs Tibau is the only prelim I'll watch.

 

[polyh3dron]

So apparently this Nikita Krylov is really really really bad, like bad enough to actually lose to Soa The Hulk:

http://www.global-mma.com/t6362-nikita-krylov-vs-gabriel-tampu-fight-video-m-1-challenge-38

 

[alr1ght]

don't tell me these things. I picked the Al Capone. >:|

 

[Lambda Pie]

prelims live:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii5UBDDSyTs

edit: guillotine already, lovely start.

 

[Maklershed]

Really sweet guillotine too. He rolled right into that. I'm guessing thats the last we see of Hamman in the octagon.

 

[BronsonLee]

Guillotined~!

JOE I HEARD YOU YOU BUM

 

[bone_and_sinew]

So apparently this Nikita Krylov is really really really bad, like bad enough to actually lose to Soa The Hulk:

http://www.global-mma.com/t6362-nikita-krylov-vs-gabriel-tampu-fight-video-m-1-challenge-38

The gulags aren't going to fill themselves.

 

[BronsonLee]

Here's Ryan 'Randy's My Dad' Couture!

 

[TheChits]

So it's 1 am over here, worth to stay awake for the card?

Prelims aren't amazing on paper, but the main card should be great

 

[eddfromtheriver]

Dustin Poirier?, that's the guy from the Fightville documentary right?, will watch then.

 

[Agnt]

Couture is garbage

 

[Jest Chillin]

So.. oddly my FS1 is airing these Prelims in full HD on the SD tier channel.. but the guide doesn't have the next set of fights listed at all.

Edit: I'm wrong. Just a generic Sports channel with no labeling.

 

[Agnt]

Couture getting fucked. God damn since when was Al Iquinta good.

 

[TheChits]

That beatdown was so satisfying to watch

 

[BronsonLee]

Couture getting fucked. God damn since when was Al Iquinta good.

He's already dead!

 

[Formless]

Is Randy still not allowed to corner Ryan?

 

[BronsonLee]

OH DAMN. That elbow got him right in the eye. Sheeeeeesh.

 

[Agnt]

Is Randy still not allowed to corner Ryan?

Yeah, but also Randy is in some european country filming the expendibles 3 from what Ryan said

 

[Lambda Pie]

this fight gonna last 60 seconds.

 

[BronsonLee]

this fight gonna last 60 seconds.

They both gonna gas out at the same time?

A thought just occurs to me: They should make a UFC version of Play It To The Bone

 

[Jest Chillin]

They both gonna gas out at the same time?

A thought just occurs to me: They should make a UFC version of Play It To The Bone

That would require friends actually fighting each other. That doesn't happen in this day and age (ie Machida/Silva and Cormier/Velasquez).

 

[BronsonLee]

That would require friends actually fighting each other. That doesn't happen in this day and age (ie Machida/Silva and Cormier/Velasquez).

Feh, Play It To The Bone was about prelim fighters anyway. Have em from the same camp.

...Basically I want Warrior but only for the prelim fight

 

[juliushandle]

sucks that ryan couture may get cut, he actually showed he's got a chin and massive heart. too bad for him he was up against a buzzsaw tonight in al iaquinta.

 

[Agnt]

this fight gonna last 60 seconds.

Somebody gonna get KO'd

 

[Jest Chillin]

sucks that ryan couture may get cut, he actually showed he's got a chin and massive heart. too bad for him he was up against a buzzsaw tonight in al iaquinta.

He should've just wrestled. I understand he wants to please Uncle Dana but getting your ass kicked for 3 rounds in stand up when your Dad is top 3 on Dana's shitlist isn't going to win you any points.

 

[Heel]

Soa's Back.

 

[BronsonLee]

PRIDE vet with derp power who doesn't go the distance vs the youngest fighter in the UFC who hasn't gone past the first round ever?

I sense death

Also I'm just going to assume it's The Rock vs Nikita Kolov

Edit: Christ, Krylov hasn't even been in a second round in that many fights?!

 

[Agnt]

This other dude looks like he's in a different weight class

 

[Lambda Pie]

full mounted by Soa. c'mon son.

 

[op_ivy]

cut both of these idiots

 

[BronsonLee]

LOL Samoan Gas

Krylov you fence grabbing bastard

 

[Agnt]

these fuckers are gassed