Seat predictions
Conservative Party seats: 375
Green Party seats: 1
Labour Party seats: 199
Liberal Democrats seats: 12
Plaid Cymru seats: 2
Scottish National Party seats: 43
UK Independence Party seats: 0
Independently held seats: 1
Seats held by other parties: 18
Bonus predictions
Labour wipe-out in Scotland? No
More Conservative votes than Labour in Scotland? Yes
More Conservative seats than Labour in Wales? No
The Portillo Award goes to ... ? On bad LD night - Nick Clegg. On good LD night, Zac Goldsmith. Otherwise, Angus Robertson.
First resignation of the night? Angus Robertson (as leader of the SNP in the HoC, due to losing his seat)
How many party leaders will resign? 0-1 (if Farron resigns it would be at the will of his MPs and he'd only resign if there's a suitable replacement)
Seat for Nuttall? No
Margin of victory over second-placed party by seats? 176
Margin of victory over second-placed party by votes? D/K
Polling percentage prediction:
Con 43
Lab 36
LD 9
Other predictions:
May lasts until talks in Brussels collapse, when she resigns. Amber Rudd takes over as PM.
PLP revolts, again, against Corbyn. Another leadership contest, this time with the real threat of a party split hanging in the air. Dunno what happens afterwards.
LDs go through a party relaunch in the next year, renaming themselves something similar to "The Democrats". If the Labour Party did split, and talks with Brussels did collapse, this is much more likely to occur.