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[Freewheelin']

I'd thought I'd become resigned to a brutal defeat but I'm still absolutely bricking it. It's the slither of hope that I still have alive, that's what's fucking with me.

Yep. Queasy feeling in my chest and stomach that it might be good news.

Will only get worse come ten and its fucking rancid shite.

 

[sammex]

My brother's aunt's sister's dad's best friend's uncle who works at Nintendo's election analysis department says Lib Dem majority.

Huw new home secretary.

 

[Royal_Phalanx]

https://twitter.com/DanielHewittITV/status/872918021614055424

I hear turnout is up significantly in Manchester and Leeds.

 

[Huw_Dawson]

Huw new home secretary.

woo

 

[Muffin1611]

German checking in with you folks, 10 minutes till exit poll, right?

 

[hydragonwarrior]

So how close is this to a Brexit 2.0?

 

[Arnie]

Funny that leftwing echo chambers always accuse the BBC of having a rightwing bias. Go into a rightwing echo chamber and you'll see them raging against its leftwing bias.

Here's an idea, guys: if both sides think the BBC is biased in favour of the other side ... maybe the BBC is not biased at all.

Perhaps you're biased. Perhaps you're so used to only reading media that agrees with your own biases that a neutral source like the BBC feels skewed to the right/left [delete as applicable].

Complete nonsense.

They refused to show Corbyn's anti-terror speech and pictured him alongside Osama Bin Laden.

They are two unarguable, concrete examples but if we wanted to go further into less concrete pieces of evidence we could.

The BBC board is made up of ex-Conservative MPs.

Anyway, nine minutes until depression.

 

[BigAl1992]

10 Minutes. Prepare your Anus everyone.

 

[Orbis]

German checking in with you folks, 10 minutes till exit poll, right?

Welcome! Yep 10mins.

 

[Scousefury]

Hate that the country is sleepwalking into tory concocted bullshit brexit. Remember kids civil unrest is a valid option. It does not have to be this way. Corbyn best stay and Labour best not kneejerk to centre for votes. The country is split let it remain this way. And always remember fuck the tories!

 

[Thornton Reed]

My mate at the BBC gave me a sneak preview of the exit poll results.

The Tories are fucking DONE.

Surely this is ban worthy

 

[Ac30]

So how close is this to a Brexit 2.0?

If Labour wins it's Brexit 2.0

 

[liquidtmd]

So how close is this to a Brexit 2.0?

In terms of us being fucked again, very close

 

[gngf123]

9 minutes until I decide how much whisky I'll be having tonight.

 

[Freewheelin']

Extraordinary how the Tories won the working class vote so fucking easily.

 

[Ein Bear]

The suspense is killing me. I'm bracing myself for the gut punch.

 

[Hasney]

OH GOD EXIT POLL TIME IN LESS THAN 10 MINUTES I CAN'T TAKE THIS

Oh wait, I have the equivilent of 30 pints of 6.5% Elvis Juice and Parma Violet vaping nicotine. I can take it... For tonight.

 

[Orbis]

Hate that the country is sleepwalking into tory concocted bullshit brexit. Remember kids civil unrest is a valid option. It does not have to be this way. Corbyn best stay and Labour best not kneejerk to centre for votes. The country is split let it remain this way. And always remember fuck the tories!

On the plus side, May has to own this Brexit disaster.

 

[Dusk Prophet]

Anxiety fully kicking in now.

 

[Royal_Phalanx]

This is Trump 2.0

 

[Randdalf]

My Dimblebody is ready.

 

[StayDead]

Surely this is ban worthy

You're in a UKGAF thread, this sort of humour makes sense here.

 

[Jezbollah]

Surely this is ban worthy

I suspect the shame will be enough for a long break.

 

[peanutbutterlatte]

Hate that the country is sleepwalking into tory concocted bullshit brexit. Remember kids civil unrest is a valid option. It does not have to be this way. Corbyn best stay and Labour best not kneejerk to centre for votes. The country is split let it remain this way. And always remember fuck the tories!

Let it get bad. Let it get so bad that no amount of media scapegoating and distraction can possibly move the crosshairs from the Conservative party. Let the truth come out in resounding echoes of shite.

 

[empyrean]

You would imagine if anything near a good result for labour (exit poll wise) it would have leaked by now.

 

[Hot Coldman]

On the plus side, May has to own this Brexit disaster.

on the minus side, the Tories so rarely get a proper grilling when they fuck up so...

 

[Scousefury]

On the plus side, May has to own this Brexit disaster.

If she lasts the two years

 

[Stead Fast]

Okay, 3 500mls of Budvar, a bottle of Morgan Spiced, and half a bottle Merlot circa 2015, and a series of tabs open on my laptop of various funny cat videos to take my attention away - let's get this wake started!

 

[Guerrillas in the Mist]

Extraordinary how the Tories won the working class vote so fucking easily.

Amazing how much "TERRORIST" and "COALITION OF CHAOS" works on some people. They'll practically fuck themselves over for you.

 

[Arnie]

https://twitter.com/DanielHewittITV/status/872918021614055424

I hear turnout is up significantly in Manchester and Leeds.

Labour would've won Manchester at a canter anyway, I believe

Was Leeds Tory last election?

 

[Spirit of Jazz]

The suspense is killing me. I'm bracing myself for the gut punch.

That didn't help Houdini. We're fucked friend, as a country who'd rather drop nukes than peacefully negotiate with terrorists we probably deserve it.

 

[JonathanEx]

Oh fuck Widdecombe is on Channel 4, so that's enough of that for me.

The exit poll has to be with our lord Dimble though so I'm happy with that

 

[Delusibeta]

Sky News's election coverage is already underway. Not sure if that link will work outside of the UK.

 

[Little Old Man]

What election food does everyone have?

I got myself some Manicotti, a quart of Ministrone, a whole damn loaf of bread and I'm washing it down with the sweet satisfaction that everyone can suck my dick because I'm eating Italian FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOd

Post your dinner, cause it's not better than mine.

 

[FlammableD]

Used the new hbomb video on the election as a warm up, a few smiles before the 10pm misery

 

[Carl2291]

Beverage of choice for tonight is Tyskie.

 

[Thornton Reed]

You're in a UKGAF thread, this sort of humour makes sense here.

I wasn't being serious

6 minutes

 

[Madouu]

Sky News's election coverage is already underway. Not sure if that link will work outside of the UK.

It does

 

[afroguy10]

Shitting it folks. Actually fucking shitting it.

 

[SictorVullivan]

6 minutes of hope left!

 

[liquidtmd]

I'm really curious about Chester (I live next door in Wrexham)

Labour won it in 2015 by like 90 votes.

 

[dealer-]

Just managed to get my vote in for Bristol West. Pretty much a shoe in for Labour unless there's a Green surge.

Now the feeling of dread like last year awaiting results.

 

[oti]

Current mood: 👻🤡👹👺💃

 

[peanutbutterlatte]

This is how democracy ends guys

GUYS

 

[Cirion]

Got an inside source, Jeb! is being brought in to govern the UK as an official colony of the US:

 

[Goodlife]

What election food does everyone have?

I got myself some Manicotti, a quart of Ministrone, a whole damn loaf of bread and I'm washing it down with the sweet satisfaction that everyone can suck my dick because I'm eating Italian FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOd

Post your dinner, cause it's not better than mine.

Just had a doner kebab, needed something to soak up the beer

 

[Guerrillas in the Mist]

Limiting myself to a single sizable bottle of Stella tonight - I need to be reasonably productive at work tomorrow, unfortunately.

 

[Real Hero]

This is going to suck

 

[Psychotext]

Okay, 3 500mls of Budvar, a bottle of Morgan Spiced, and half a bottle Merlot circa 2015, and a series of tabs

That's pretty much where I stopped reading...

 

[Stead Fast]

Oh, and a couple of Blue Moon at the back of the fridge - sad that this will be the only thing drawing a smile to my face for a while.