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[Breakage]

May's political career is over.

Hugely embarrassing especially as she called it.

 

[Carl]

So who will succeed May?

Boris

 

[Mr. Sam]

OMFG>

TORIES 314.
LABOUR 266 + LDs 16 + SNP 34 =.......... 316

You sit there and you thump your Bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn’t get you anywhere. Talk about your psalms, talk about John 3:16… Labour 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!

 

[Stead Fast]

Why are the Beeb perpetrating these sweet, sweet lies about Rudd?

 

[Huw_Dawson]

HUW

LET US MAKE SWEET FUCKING LOVE

BY WHICH I MEAN

PROGRESSIVE COALITION

you know you want it

NO

BUT I'LL TAKE A ONE NIGHT STAND OF SWEET KARMIC RETRIBUTION

 

[oti]

That also means Corbyn is here to stay. Don't waste your time trying to oust him.

 

[WhateverItTakes]

Audioboxer are you okay? I mean this must suck to you but LOOK AT THE HOPE FOR THE REST

 

[Dusk Prophet]

May need to nip out and get more snacks in to last the night.

 

[Dash_Riprock]

Please, Shy Tories, don't fuck the UK over...again.

 

[Quixzlizx]

Nicola Sturgeon flew too close to the sun on wings of haggis.

 

[Filthy Casual]

How the fuck did that happen? YouGov might have pulled a blinder.

The youth army must have come out in force for true

 

[MetalSlug]

SNP predicted only to get 34 seats :|

I really hope that turns out to be very wrong.

 

[Wrestlemania]

GUYS

 

[Cirion]

When both sides are backing Brexit, "possibly aavert disaster via compromise" is a good thing yes.

Going full remain would have been political suicide for Labour, as significant parts of their voter base want to leave. They probably pulled leavers from the Tories that now think that they can't handle the Brexit properly, among other things. Corbyn himself clearly would prefer remain. This is just a liberal purity test.

 

[TAD]

If this is true then May has got to be done as leader of the Conservatives right?

Same reason Cameron though Brexit would be a good idea, they're out of touch with what people really want and they're also too cocky for their own good. Was not happy that Brexit backfired but this election might at least be a bright spot.

 

[PJV3]

I don't know how to handle better than expected news, I'm not going to watch the results and go to sleep on a positive note for a change.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Is andrew marr not well ? looking worse for wear

He had a stroke 5 years ago.

 

[KuwabaraTheMan]

BBC saying Amber Rudd's seat could be in doubt :O

Time to bust out some monopoly money.

 

[Real Hero]

Even if the exit poll is out 10-20 seats and the Tories do get a majority, this would be simply embarrassing as it was a huge waste of time and would be transparently political opportunism.

Yeah feels like a victory even if they do manage to just get one

 

[BoogieWoogie]

For a US gaffer, how many seats did the Tories have before this? Did they have majority prior?

 

[Ark]

Christ alive, this exit poll.

Can I get hyped? I know I shouldn't

For a US gaffer, how many seats did the Tories have before this? Did they have majority prior?

Yup.

 

[Camper Van Beethoven]

My answer is the same whether you voted on her or bet: you are solely to blame.

I voted labour. I bet on May to ease the pain. Now I’ll have the pain of s Tory government but without a modest profit.

 

[kmag]

Put it this way. If the exit poll is off by 30 seats to the Tories it doesn't save May.

 

[Breakage]

Oh she's gone in a fortnight maximum. The exit poll won't be off by that much to save her skin. Good riddance too. A truly awful politician.

Damn man I hope so.

 

[Uzzy]

Quiche post if you're still alive. Are you looking up jam recipes?

 

[spuckthew]

I was too lazy to buy my holiday money last week when I had the day off.
Serves me right.

Those graphs are hilarious because they make things look waaaaaaay worse than they actually are. Revolut was giving me $645 for £500 earlier and now it's giving me $637...Hardly worth crying about (yet). Saying that, I'm gonna buy some travel now just in case.

 

[norinrad]

Soft Brexit incoming. Time for the Conservatives to pull out their Margaret Thatcher pillows. They are going to need it.

 

[Anung]

I guess this election seperated the wheat from the chaff.

 

[Stranya]

I bet £75 on May

We’re gonna get someone else as prime minister but a conservative gorgernment and I’ll be down money and still fucked

Tbf May does look a bit like a Gorgon.

 

[cyberheater]

Unelectable my arse.

Strong and stable my arse.

No one voted for Corbyn. They voted for Labours policies.

 

[Royal_Phalanx]

The exit polls got the referendum right however. Gives me some hope.

 

[Jezbollah]

This is going to be a CRAZY night.

 

[JonnyDBrit]

Also will admit, even if Tories win this one, Corbyn's likely done far better than many gave him credit for. I know I had doubts about his ability to gain anything this election.

 

[Newline]

Am I dreaming? No way.

 

[CCS]

I want to see Theresa May in tears as she resigns. Get absolutely fucked.

 

[Stead Fast]

I voted labour. I bet on May to ease the pain. Now I’ll have the pain of s Tory government but without a modest profit.

No it was a joke, I was getting at any and all business involving the Tories will leave you down on cash.

 

[AHA-Lambda]

Audioboxer are you okay? I mean this must suck to you but LOOK AT THE HOPE FOR THE REST

 

[Protome]

So...Yougov's new way of predicting stuff is legit then?

And Survation continue to be really reliable?

Amazing.

 

[R&R]

Looks like May...wasn't ready for June....yeaah...I'll get my coat.

 

[D4Danger]

if this is close to the result AND Rudd is ousted I'm claiming this as a national fucking holiday

 

[Mac_Lane]

This is such an incredible result. Wow. Did not believe that could happen. May dune goofed now.

Congrats UK Gaf !

 

[empyrean]

Has to be a very high student / young voter turn out right?

 

[affleck1981]

I want to see Theresa May in tears as she resigns. Get absolutely fucked.

I want to see her right now!

 

[Audioboxer]

Audioboxer are you okay? I mean this must suck to you but LOOK AT THE HOPE FOR THE REST

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=239683249&postcount=18116

Aye! Biggest worry now is Scotland fucking itself from the point of view of letting in Tories. I'm convinced that is how it will go down. Too many Labour to SNP converts in 2015 going back to Labour or going Conservative.

 

[BoogieWoogie]

Yup.

And the Tories, while in power, instituted this new vote to further their numbers only for it to horrendously backfire?

Wow May's an IDIOT

 

[Zakalwe]

Boris

Evidence for this?

 

[Red Arremer]

UK GAF, Plaid Cymru is more leaning towards the left, correct? So they could be a backup for a Labour+LD+SNP coalition along with the Greens, right? What about Sinn Fein?

 

[Anth1888]

If SNP is sub 40 does that kill IndyRef2...

 

[chemspida]

No one voted for Corbyn. They voted for Labours policies.

That's still better than Milliband.

 

[Xando]

Soft Brexit incoming. Time for the Conservatives to pull out their Margaret Thatcher pillows. They are going to need it.

Soft Brexit isn't happening unless anyone u-turns on FoM.