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[killer_clank]

con gain south ribble. :lol

 

[Manos: The Hans of Fate]

You read my mind. Alas, my gif-making skills are nil.

Sadly so is mine. Hopefully someone will take the mantle

I'm thinking first we see RO, he says ACTIVATE IT, and then we see the Queen zoom up in the air with rocket fumes behind her!

How does that sound?


Now can someone PLEASE make one???

 

[Keyser Soze]

4 - Locke
8 - Reyes
15 - Ford
16 - Jarrah
20 - Lib Dems
23 - Shephard
24 - Others
42 - Kwon
110 - Labour
126 - Conservatives

 

[brain_stew]

MOTHERFUCKING HELL YES MOTHERFUCKER!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/shared/election2010/results/constituency/808.stm

Michael Moore - Liberal Democrat - 22,230
John Lamont - Conservative - 16,555

And I'm happy. NO SECOND SEAT IN SCOTLAND FOR YOU, TORY FUCKERS!

Goog, good.

 

[Withnail]

But what would you say about a Lab-Lib Coalition that would have the most seats and share of the vote?

Wouldn't that coalition speak more for the country then a 34% Conservative Government?

Yeah you're right, that would probably be more representative than a minority Conservative government. All depends on the actual numbers.

 

[industrian]

The situation in Scotland right now:

Labour - 36
SNP - 5
LD - 5

 

[Manos: The Hans of Fate]

Panic in the streets of Carlisle... Conservative for the first time since the 70s.

Funny enough I only know that song from the Italian movie Demons II by Lambert Bava and it's soundtrack :lol

 

[Sage00]

The situation in Scotland right now:

Labour - 36
SNP - 5
LD - 5

If Tories lose Dumfriesshire it will make my night.

 

[Varion]

Another Lib Dem loss to the conservatives ;_;

 

[killer_clank]

The situation in Scotland right now:

Labour - 36
SNP - 5
LD - 5

Still a couple of safe SNP seats to go. not much else.

 

[Xavien]

another loss for Lib dems

 

[xbhaskarx]

4 - Locke
8 - Reyes
15 - Ford
16 - Jarrah
20 - Lib Dems
23 - Shephard
24 - Others
42 - Kwon
110 - Labour
126 - Conservatives

If Kwon beats the Lib Dems... :lol

 

[Spirit of Jazz]

I'm going to pop up to ASDA and stock up on rad-away.

 

[brain_stew]

The situation in Scotland right now:

Labour - 36
SNP - 5
LD - 5

Ridiculous really, how can the Tory's claim to have a mandate from the UK when they might not be gaining a single seat in the second largest country in the union.

 

[phisheep]

Yeah you're right, that would probably be more representative than a minority Conservative government. All depends on the actual numbers.

but less representative than a Con-Lib coalition

 

[industrian]

Goog, good.

You've no idea how happy the LD's retaining my seat makes me. The Conservatives opened up their campaigning in a town close to my house (Melrose) and it was obviously a high-priority target for them. I'm happy for Michael Moore to keep his job, and good luck to the dude in helping Borderers - who have been bitch slapped to oblivion by the downturn - get back on their feet.

 

[Xavien]

but less representative than a Con-Lib coalition

Yes, but a Con-Lib coalition would be incredibly unstable.

 

[Sage00]

Tory hold Dumfriesshire. :/

 

[Keyser Soze]

Bigoted Woman had zero effect

 

[killer_clank]

Tory hold Dumfriesshire. :/

FUUU

 

[Spirit of Jazz]

So why exactly are the Cons taking lib-dem votes?

 

[Varion]

Bigoted Woman had zero effect

Crazy.

"And there was a theory that the women of Rochdale would rise up as one and defend her honour...... but actually not."

 

[industrian]

Tory hold Dumfriesshire. :/

There's not a Vadernoooooooo.jpg large enough.

 

[CrunchinJelly]

Clegg is wearing on orange tie.

Let's read too much in to it.

 

[D4Danger]

"there was a theory that the women of Rochdale would rise up and defend her honor" - Dimbleby talking about that bigot women

:lol

 

[brain_stew]

Tory hold Dumfriesshire. :/

God damn it.

 

[sohois]

Clegg is wearing on orange tie.

Let's read too much in to it.

LIB-DEMS TO FORM COALITION WITH SNP

 

[killer_clank]

Clegg is wearing on orange tie.

Let's read too much in to it.

Lib Dems are considered orange somtimes usually anyway.

 

[Varion]

YES REDCAR GAIN

 

[Xavien]

Lib Dem gain, back to -1 again :lol

 

[industrian]

Dumfriesshire results:

David Mundell - Conservative - 17,457
Claudia Beamish - Labour - 13,263

Mundell must be doing a good job there. If he doesn't get a high-priority seat in a hypothetical Tory cabinet I'll be surprised. No, Secretary for Scotland doesn't count.

 

[sohois]

YES REDCAR GAIN

more like yellowcar amirite

 

[Keyser Soze]

HE LIKES CARROTS

 

[Withnail]

Didn't Cameron completely rule out electoral reform? Surely necessary for any kind of deal with LDs.

 

[Varion]

more like yellowcar amirite

 

[killer_clank]

Dimbleby is really angry at this voting business.

 

[industrian]

Clegg is wearing on orange tie.

Let's read too much in to it.

It means he doesn't care about losing Northern Ireland or Glasgow East.

 

[Feathers]

Lib Dem gain, back to -1 again :lol

Let's shoot for 0! Nevermind that we were pushing for second place according to the media! Christ what a night.

 

[Wes]

Lab+LD = 135
Cons = 137

It begins.

 

[phisheep]

Didn't Cameron completely rule out electoral reform? Surely necessary for any kind of deal with LDs.

I think he un-ruled it out - but didn't quite go so far as ruling it in.

 

[killer_clank]

SNP hold Banff.

 

[Linkified]

Fuck fuck fuck my neighbour who was standing for labour in Newcastle north has been elected.

 

[industrian]

Dimbleby is right about this malarky regarding running out of ballot papers and voters being turned away.

Tinfoil hat age: It's an engineered problem-reaction-solution scenario in order to get electronic and internet voting greenlit in the inevitable electoral reform.

 

[Xavien]

Didn't Cameron completely rule out electoral reform? Surely necessary for any kind of deal with LDs.

I'd imagine it would be, thats one of the reasons hes been trying to work out a deal with the Irish parties instead of trying to woo the Lib dems.

Lets face it, the Tories wouldn't create a coalition with Lib Dems if they could possibly help it, they are diametrically opposed to each other.

Edit: Whoa Redcar had a 21.8% swing from Labour to Lib Dems, thats quite massive.

 

[Withnail]

I think he un-ruled it out - but didn't quite go so far as ruling it in.

:lol

Sounds like Cameron.

 

[industrian]

Fuck fuck fuck my neighbour who was standing for labour in Newcastle north has been elected.

The Internationale unites the human race!!!!!!!!!!

 

[D4Danger]

sounds like Nick Griffin isn't going to win. Thank god.

 

[phisheep]

Wow - 22% swing to LD in Redcar. Imagine that was to do with the steelworks closure?

 

[JonathanEx]

Whoops, I accidentally called the seat for Lincoln early, thank god the one that went out was right.

But it's Tory, so I should kill myself.

 

[industrian]

Schools Secretary Ed Balls says: "The voters have spoken, but we have not quite heard what they have said yet."

Again with this pish? The Labour party needs better patter.