Dude. Stop. Want to spend £15? Buy the lady a book she'd like or order takeout.AM GOIN BACKIN, ANOTHER 15 REMOVED FROM MY BANK FUCK LFIE
You could have had yourself a really nice, free night out there. Or booked a table at a swanky joint for you and the missus, safe in the knowledge most or even all of the bill was taken care of. All you had to do was cash out at £70.
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Dude. Stop. Want to spend £15? By the lady a book she'd like or order takeout.
Burger and pint in weatherspoons then.
Now don't go out drinking for at least a week to make the money back.
edit - or not. Seriously, dude. You've been so shockingly wasteful!
Keep going! Win it all back!
is KentPaul some kind of anti-gambling advert or something?
I went from £20 to £320 in my first (and only) spot of internet gambling (blackjack). I backed the fuck up out of there and never went back. The beginners luck algorithm only goes so far.
is this a real thing? them using code to make it easier to win when you're just starting out to help suck people in?
is this a real thing? them using code to make it easier to win when you're just starting out to help suck people in?
is this a real thing? them using code to make it easier to win when you're just starting out to help suck people in?
I don't think so pretty sure it has to be as random as an actual roulette table, having some kind of code to increase or decrease the chance of winning/losing doesn't seem legal.
It's theoretically possible, but good online casinos are usually accredited as truly random by an independent body.is this a real thing? them using code to make it easier to win when you're just starting out to help suck people in?
im from the uk too guys
Yeah, and fruit machines always pay out 70% of the time
It's a fix. Make your initial win, lose once, cash out. It's the only way to stay ahead.
Know i know why i see guys standing over a fruit machine for hours
Impossible. A crazy feeling takes over and makes you keep risking more cash for more money.
Know i know why i see guys standing over a fruit machine for hours
did we forget about you? sorry mate
Seen too many of my friends take the hot-headed approach so I gamble very rarely and only when the odds are on my side. Never chase the win.
What do we do here then? Drink tea, swing monocles, inbreed and assume superiority over the rest of the country?
Southern in the house yo. Carshalton/Sutton. It's okay. H.G. Wells used to live here.You need to take sides. If you're Southern then J Tourettes will be your mascot, if you're Northern then Meadows will be your guide. If you're from the midlands or wales or somewhere obscure then SmokeyDave will be your representative for the festivities.
Other than that, there's very little tea drinking or monocle swining. Mostly talking about food and supermarkets and occasionally laughing at the ineffable stupidity of Kentpaul.
Southern in the house yo. Carshalton/Sutton. It's okay. H.G. Wells used to live here.
Supermarkets? M & S any day, they do 2 salads for £3 and the most fucking wonderful club sandwich
Then they're idiots. Fruities pay out under specific circumstances. Knew a guy who knew those circumstances. Whenever anyone went on a fruit machine, he'd keep a very watchful eye. Every now and again he'd go up after somebody did something I just couldn't perceive or whatever and come back with £5.now i know why i see guys standing over a fruit machine for hours
I worked in a place that made the M S salads for 45 minutes.
ITS THE PLACE WERE DREAMS DIE
Scotland, yeah.
Anyone sick of Sport Relief already?
I am.
Scotland, yeah.
pick a side pal
you should come up north, where the weather is cold and the women are easy
My mum's a Geordie, the tales have put me off for life. I don't think I've ever been to Newcastle and not seen someone vomit in the daytime
+1 in Dave's 'constituency', though I also agree with some of Meadows' previous statements in this thread.You need to take sides. If you're Southern then J Tourettes will be your mascot, if you're Northern then Meadows will be your guide. If you're from the midlands or wales or somewhere obscure then SmokyDave will be your representative for the festivities.
Other than that, there's very little tea drinking or monocle swinging. Mostly talking about food and supermarkets and occasionally laughing at the ineffable stupidity of Kentpaul.
You need to take sides. If you're Southern then J Tourettes will be your mascot, if you're Northern then Meadows will be your guide. If you're from the midlands or wales or somewhere obscure then SmokyDave will be your representative for the festivities.
Other than that, there's very little tea drinking or monocle swinging. Mostly talking about food and supermarkets and occasionally laughing at the ineffable stupidity of Kentpaul.
What if you're from Wales, but now live in London? Do I get J Tourettes and SmokyDave?
Oh and KentPaul's gambling has been my entertainment for the afternoon, so thanks!
North Wales?
that's mine n'all
The Welsh accent on a girl is the best thing in the world.wales lol
so much unemployment and soapbar smoking.
Nice people though
The North truly is the kingdom of dreams.