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[Faust]

And 99% of them are men.

Men who will never see or touch a real woman.

 

[Touch fuzZy. get BizZay]

my fren wants to know if Tifa can equip her swimsuit in battles

no rush or anything just let me know and I'll get back to them with the info, s'all good

 

[Kumomeme]

I always think of him as a 30 year old dude trying to look 22

 

[DeepEnigma]

Straight men saying that a female video game character with a juicy chest is gross feels weird to me.

Like, WTF.

As opposed to gay men?

 

[Kumomeme]

Men who will never see or touch a real woman.

 

[DownLikeBCPowder]

Did they say we'd get Gold Chocobos in this? I'm wondering if Ruby or KotR are in this, but I will wait and see.


Girls love boobs too, so why can't we?

I would think not in this one, since it only goes to the end of Disc 1 equivalent.

 

[kazuyamishima]

As opposed to gay men?

I mean, I don't think SE is sexualising Tifa in Rebirth.

But I suppose that a lot of men on ERA finding it gross are straight, that's why it's weird to me.

 

[Doomtrain]

No one genuinely thinks Tifa is unappealing. They just have to lie about it. To fit in with other people who are also lying about it.

 

[DeepEnigma]

I mean, I don't think SE is sexualising Tifa in Rebirth.

But I suppose that a lot of men on ERA finding it gross are straight, that's why it's weird to me.

Yeah, I'm just messing. They're bathshit insane over there.

 

[kazuyamishima]

Yeah, I'm just messing. They're bathshit insane over there.

Funny thing is that gay men will find Tifa cute.

That's a really bizarre forum.

 

[DeepEnigma]

Funny thing is that gay men will find Tifa cute.

That's a really bizarre forum.

Exactly, lol.

 

[TheInfamousKira]

I unironically think half of these posters have to be AI or bots prompted with "find offense and misogyny in literally anything brought up in conversation, no matter how blatant the mental gymnastics to work it in are,"

Like that Google image generator AI that actively will find any loophole it can to fuck off itself out of generating Caucasian people.

 

[DeepEnigma]

I unironically think half of these posters have to be AI or bots prompted with "find offense and misogyny in literally anything brought up in conversation, no matter how blatant the mental gymnastics to work it in are,"

Like that Google image generator AI that actively will find any loophole it can to fuck off itself out of generating Caucasian people.

They're bots, alright.

 

[saintjules]

Anyone know if Best Buy usually delivers stuff at launch? When I got remake via Best Buy it came day 1.

I only got the deluxe edition pre-ordered earlier this week thanks to Wario. I'm just wondering if I should chance getting the deluxe edition at another store if available and then just return the Best Buy order if it comes late.

 

[kazuyamishima]

Old pic, but represents exactly what's happening at ERA with Tifa Lol

 

[Gamerguy84]

Those fuckers are scary weird and hateful but be thankful for that place as it keeps them in the same location of the internet, in the same house.

Now some are lying for sure but if they are that weak of a person they are where they need to be.

Pretty amazing scores and I can't wait for it to unlock. The demos I've played have been amazing.

 

[NeoLed]

Congrats for the team! Great early review score...
Now what...?
can I play now? Why're you so cruel with the teasing...

 

[balls of snow]

Anyone expect this game to be grindy? And I don't mean lengthy when I say grindy. I think RPG fans should know what grindy means at this point, but you never know.

Vii Remake was piss easy I was legit mad I cant choose hard from the get go.
Expect the same here. Square wants as many people to finish the game.

Thankfully

Tits are gross. Why do they even exist.

Same they/them/it poster. imagine having a panic attacks playing something as whimsical as final fantasy vii.

 

[Krieger]

Thankfully

Tits are gross. Why do they even exist.

Pussies afraid of tits.

 

[Heaven Angel]

The sheer broadness of those..

 

[Balducci30]

Vii Remake was piss easy I was legit mad I cant choose hard from the get go.
Expect the same here. Square wants as many people to finish the game.




Same they/them/it poster. imagine having a panic attacks playing something as whimsical as final fantasy vii.

Tits are… gross? Who thinks this? No one

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

The sheer broadness of those..

Hilarious they decided to increase the size for Rebirth. Hilarious in a good way.

 

[Kokoloko85]

So good to finally see Final Fantasy get 90+

 

[DJ12]

I chose arieth in the original ff7, I can see that was a mistake now, in more ways than one.

 

[SkylineRKR]

Those guys I just can't. They are disturbed by a pair of tits in a bikini, and then panic attack when fighting a boss. What are these guys doing in real life?

And is Tifa the rule or the exception? I mean look at Aerith. I'd say her size is 2 or 3 lower. Yuffie is below that.

 

[SidViscous]

Tifa's beach bikini is causing the purple place to have a meltdown it's so "problematic"

11/10 game right here

 

[Gaelyon]

So good to finally see Final Fantasy get 90+

More like 90F actually.

 

[Caio]

So good to finally see Final Fantasy get 90+

93 on both Meta and Open Critic, I would say Masterpiece.

 

[phaedrus]

Everything's catering to the male gays.
What about us male straights damnit!

 

[Thick Thighs Save Lives]

lmao SHAMELESS SQUARE

Here's the same clip but with EN subs.

 

[Danjin44]

Here's the same clip but with EN subs.

Cloud…..looking good.

 

[Thick Thighs Save Lives]

Cloud…..looking good.

Ikr!?

 

[SkylineRKR]

You can't surpress desires. I firmly believe this. I think with surpressing you spiral into sick shit, which is exactly what these guys typically resort to. Lets assume some of these are straight men, they want pussy just as much as you and me.

It seems to be an act of frustration, like, I can't find the courage to hit on a woman so I am going to hate it all. I dealt with a fair share of insecure people, and it all comes down to excuses and self pity which gets them nowhere but becoming resentful. Basically, they don't try to fix their own issues but they rather want everything to adapt to their misery.

 

[Thick Thighs Save Lives]

 

[Coherenthy]

The sheer broadness of those..

Tifa-sama!!!!

 

[BlitzerRadic]

Same they/them/it poster. imagine having a panic attacks playing something as whimsical as final fantasy vii.

This person has to be a female. What man would admit to having a panic attack while playing final fantasy lmao

 

[Physiognomonics]

I am really happy the game turned out to be so good. Finally a true Final Fantasy game! I hope it's going to be a great financial success for Square because we need more games like this.

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

I am really happy the game turned out to be so good. Finally a true Final Fantasy game! I hope it's going to be a great financial success for Square because we need more games like this.

Japanese/East Asian devs saving this gen with fun looking and imaginative games.

 

[Skifi28]

Japanese/East Asian devs saving this gen with fun looking and imaginative games.

And b00bs. Don't forget the b00bs.

 

[CunningPlan]

Can't wait to get my hands on this! was honestly expecting the likes of Eurogamer to lowball this game for the devs giving us what we want (Tifa in a swimsuit)

 

[Kokoloko85]

This person has to be a female. What man would admit to having a panic attack while playing final fantasy lmao

Did you just assume there gender??!!??!1111?

 

[Lokaum D+]

 

[Draugoth]

 

[NeoLed]

Spoiler: Nope

Dude, delete that. Or at least put in spoiler. My poor eyes

 

[sigmaZ]

The sheer broadness of those..

Yeah for real. Barret's got some massive shoulders. Makes me want clumb all over them.

 

[Skifi28]

 

[E-Cat]

Hilarious they decided to increase the size for Rebirth. Hilarious in a good way.

Will they retroactively mod Remake to match?

 

[DownLikeBCPowder]

Anyone know if Best Buy usually delivers stuff at launch? When I got remake via Best Buy it came day 1.

I only got the deluxe edition pre-ordered earlier this week thanks to Wario. I'm just wondering if I should chance getting the deluxe edition at another store if available and then just return the Best Buy order if it comes late.

Yeah I'm not sure myself. If my local mom and pop gets it a couple days early.. I might just go buy it from there. I asked them a couple days ago and they said they would be getting some extra Deluxe, obviously first come first serve.. but I didn't want to preorder twice. Also don't want the game late..

 

[saintjules]

Yeah I'm not sure myself. If my local mom and pop gets it a couple days early.. I might just go buy it from there. I asked them a couple days ago and they said they would be getting some extra Deluxe, obviously first come first serve.. but I didn't want to preorder twice. Also don't want the game late..

Yeah the one not too far from me indicated that they didn't know how many they were going to get. They only had one pre-order for the deluxe edition so there's a chance I can get one. They have my name and have an account with them so good chance I can get it. They break the street date early so I will probably get that one and return the other one.

 

[DeepEnigma]

Vii Remake was piss easy I was legit mad I cant choose hard from the get go.
Expect the same here. Square wants as many people to finish the game.




Same they/them/it poster. imagine having a panic attacks playing something as whimsical as final fantasy vii.

Not a single one of them woman hating incel predators is saying a think about topless Cloud tho.