I feel sad.
Since the majestic sunrise of this unparalleled morning, my ears perked towards every passing motor hum, awaiting for that special FedEx rumble. Inside the truck, it carries my lonely copy of Uncharted 3, desperately wanting to mate with my PS3, to express years of magical design.
However, a troublesome landlord appeared and turned on the sprinklers, causing the sound of water traveling through the house to interfere with my affairs. To top it off, there is some lawn-mowing occurring next door. Damn them! Damn them all to hell!
And then, on Facebook: