Jon: "Arya, you're alive!"
Sansa: "Everyone was sure that you had died somewhere in the Riverlands. I'm so happy to see you're safe. Where have you been?"
Arya: "The Hound tried to find mother and return me to her, but when we got there, the Freys had already started killing everyone. Lysa was already dead when we got to the Eyrie too. So I left for Braavos."
Jon: "Why did you do that?"
Arya: "A Faceless Man gave me a coin and told me to show it to a Braavosi. I learned to become no one, to kill innocent people without remorse, and to fight in the dark."
Sansa: "That sounds awful. Well, at least you're safe. The past is the past."
Arya: "I avenged the Red Wedding. Walder Frey and his family are all dead."
Sansa: "Thank you. We owe you a debt that can never be repaid."
Arya: "On the way here, I met Ed Sheeran. He's a very nice man. We ate some rabbit together."
Lady Mormont: "And then you killed him, right?"
Arya: "Of course not. He was kind to me."
Jon: "Hang Arya for treason."
*cheers of approval from all the northern houses can be heard for miles*